Hei, peoples! Thanks to all of you that reviewed/favorited/followed. You guys are the best readers ever! _

Anyway, this chappie was requested by Avngerscrazygal (guest). I hope you like it! On a completely unrelated note, I got this Loki green sweatshirt, and I really like it! Okay, I'll shut up now.

Disclaimer: Loki's beard! Does anyone out there even THINK I own the Avengers?!


Fury glared around the table at the Avengers. Really, it had taken far too much more effort to get them to a meeting than it should have. And on top of all that, Natasha was in her pajamas, Thor kept complaining about forgetting his cape, Bruce was practically asleep, Clint was fidgeting in his chair, and Tony was banging his head on the table.

Only Steve seemed to even care about the meeting, not that this was a surprise. He shot his fellow teammates disapproving glances, glaring at the archer as said person put his feet on the table. Clint scowled and took his feet off but continued to twitch.

Tony's banging on the table suddenly stopped as he lifted his head to say, "Right, we've been over all this before, can we at least get snacks since you got us all up at this ungodly hour, Captain Eye-Patch?"

Fury sighed in exasperation but nodded. Immediately, all the Avengers except for Steve jumped to their feet and stormed the snack table on one side of the room.

"I think these meetings are going to kill me," Clint moaned as he munched on a chip.

"Believe me, Legolass, we all feel that way. Well, except for Capsicle over there." Tony amended.

Thor ate a pop tart happily, letting it ease the sorrow of his missing cape. He was certain that Loki had stolen it.

Steve finally got up and served himself some fruit salad, one of the few healthy things on the table in his opinion. He frowned as he watched Thor munch on a pop tart. That was all that the god really seemed to eat. It couldn't be good for one's health.

"Want some fruit salad, Thor?" Steve asked, trying to coax the god away from his precious pop tarts.

Thor froze. "Fruit salad?" he asked, horrified. "THE LITTLE ORANGE BALLS OF TERROR AND ALL OF THEIR VICIOUS ALLIES ARE GANGING UP ON ME!" Thor panicked, pulling Mjonlir from his belt and smashing the bowl.

The Avengers ducked for cover, leaving an unexpecting Fury to get covered in bits of fruit. He glared at Thor with his one eye, reminding the god of his father, Odin.

"...That happens sometimes?" Thor tried.

Fury glared.

Thor ran.


Maria Hill simply stared as Thor ran through the bridge with Fury hot on his tail.

"You motherf***ing sonofab****!" the director screamed, looking ready to strangle Thor.

"MERCY! PLEASE! THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES!" Thor pleaded.

Needless to say, this did not calm the furious Fury (pun intended) down in the slightest.


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