"Crap," Kyle sighed, sitting down heavily in front of Tobi, who had a couple toys.

"Kyle wants to play with Tobi?" Tobi asked.

Kyle shrugged. "What are we playing?"

"House. You can be the grandpa that is grumpy all the time." Tobi said.

Kyle stared blank-faced at Tobi, then began to play. "Hey," Kyle said in a southern drawl. "Ah'm Biyll."

"Hey Bill!" Tobi said, holding up a toy dog. "I'm Tobi."

"A talkin' dog! Witchcraft!" Kyle shouted in character, then made the toy fall over. "Ah'm havin' a heart attack! I'm comin', Elizabeth!"

Across the room, Itachi and Kisame told Pain what happened.

Pain wasn't angry. "At least Kyle got experience." He shrugged.

Itachi watched Kyle play with toys with Tobi, who was making his toy dog attack Kyle's character, 'Biyll.'

"Is Konoha searching for Kyle?" Itachi asked as Tobi tackled Kyle, tickling him.

"Help!" Kyle laughed so hard he began crying. "I can't...Breathe!"

"Of course." Pain said. "He's a missing-nin."

Deidara ran over to Tobi and hit him on the head.

"Act serious! We're the Akatsuki, not a daycare-un!" The blonde shouted.

Tobi and Kyle looked at each other, then they both tickled Deidara.

"HAHAHA...STOP, DAMN IT! I'LL...HAHA!...BLOW YOU TO BITS-UN!" Deidara shouted.

"Though they don't know where he is." Pain said over Deidara.

"Shut the f**k up you f***ing f***ers!" Hidan shouted.

Tobi, Kyle, and Deidara looked at each other, then jumped on the Jashinist, and began tickling him. The cuss words spewed forth from the act would've gave any prudish being a heart-attack.

Kisame growled, another headache forming.

Konoha.

"Are you sure you don't want to go on a date with me, Annie-chan?"

"Sai, call me Annie again and I'll rip your..." Aneko sighed, closing her eyes and counting to ten. She never had anger problems before. Of course, no one bothered her like Sai did. Sure, some had asked her out once, but quit when she said no. But Sai kept asking over and over, never seeming to give up. Then he learned that Kyle called her 'Annie,' Aneko could barely keep from hitting him.

'I promise,' Aneko thought, 'if I find out who told him Kyle called me Annie, I will kill them.'

Across the room, Naruto suddenly began sweating, his heart beating and his 'fight-or-flight' response began working at the speed of light. Tsunade walked out of her office, followed by Shizune and Killer Bee just as Naruto began to stand up, looking at the door.

"Yo, blond kid, you look green. Don't worry: the Bee ain't mean!" Killer Bee rapped.

Aneko face-palmed, and Tsunade glared at 'the Bee.'

"Killer Bee did, indeed, fight Kyle." Tsunade said. "Itachi and Kyle retreated, however, while Kisame distracted Killer Bee. Then, Kisame disappeared, using a jutsu."

"Did you try to follow them?" Aneko asked.

"I didn't, yo, or I'd have told you so." Killer Bee said.

"A simple yes or no would suffice." Sasuke said.

Haku sighed, her arms crossed while she tapped the spot above her eye-patch.

"Yo, you got one eye, like that fly-guy Kyle." Killer Bee said.

"'Fly-guy'?" Aneko asked.

"We had a little rap battle, yo, and that Uchiha-Meiki has some serious melody." Killer Bee said.

Aneko snickered, then burst out laughing. At first, no one else laughed, then Haku did the exact same thing. It continued until everyone in Team Kakashi (except Sasuke) was laughing.

Haku wiped her eyes, reaching under her eye-patch to wipe her eye. "Well, Killer Bee, I have one of Kyle's eyes, and he has one of mine."

"Killer Bee wants to hear this story." Killer Bee said.

"Take a seat, then." Haku said. "I guess Aneko and I will tell the story, and we'll try to tell all that we now. Kyle still hasn't told everyone everything."