Dear França(France),
Please stop trying to "spread your love" my autonomous regions(aka The Azores and Madeira)! With all due respect, it's becoming quite creepy and disturbing. Anyways aside from that, como você é(How are you)? I feel like we never have time to talk to each other; I guess part of that can be attributed to my alliance with Inglaterra(England). Feel free to come over (at a reasonable hour and clothed) to my home for some of my wine, sim(yes). Well I must be off. Tchau França!
Sincerely,
Portugal aka Silvia Dias
P.S. *Whispers into your ear* By any chance do you have any "special" pictures of Inglaterra?
(A/N: The alliance that was mentioned above is known as the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance; it is the oldest alliance in the world that is still active today.)
Bonjour Portugal,
Stop? Why on earth would I do that when you all are having so much fun with my love? Creepy and disturbing… Dommage, I remember the last time you were drunk, you had such a fun time with me.
Anyway, ça va très bien, merci! Et toi?
Je ne sais pas pourquoi tu es avec Angleterre. His eyebrows gave me nightmares as a child (And I'll admit even now.)
~le sigh~ Fine. I'll come at around seven in a suit and tie. Mon dieu, I don't know why people think it so disgusting to walk around naked. What is wrong with the way God made you?
Avec beaucoup amour,
Francis Bonnefoy
P.S. ~whispers back~ Duh. Ohohohohon, would you like pictures of him tied up when he was drunk or sober? Oh, I'll just send you the whole lot of them.
Translations:
Dommage: That's too bad.
ça va très bien, merci! Et toi?: I'm very well, thank you! And you?
Je ne sais pas pourquoi tu es avec Angleterre: I do not know why you are with England.
Mon dieu: My God
Avec beaucoup amour: With a lot of love
Really? I didn't know England had an alliance with Portugal. That's good to know… I think XD
Au revoir!
~Laurette
A/N: OMG, I found out my French name in French class! It's actually supposed to be "Laure", but "Laurette" slides and it feels more complete.
