(Hange Smith added Mikasa Ackerman, Levi Ackerman, Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Sasha Braus, Connie Springer, Historia Reiss, and Erwin Smith to the conversation)

Hange - I know that several of you will be moving outside the walls, the phones have a limited range and likely won't be able to connect so make some closer people

Mikasa - Although I'm happy that everything is over and we can all relax now

Mikasa - I just wasn't expecting Eren and Armin to get together

Eren - Hey

Armin - To be fair, neither of us showed anything until like last week

Mikasa - Wait you did?

Mikasa - I thought you both liked that bitch Annie

Eren - I never did

Armin - I did at first

Mikasa - Really?

Armin - Yeah but, I thought she liked Eren

Mikasa - She did

Eren - How'd you know that?

Mikasa - She told us

Mikasa - Remember Sasha? Historia?

Sasha - Oh yeah

Historia - I wasn't really listening to her

Levi - What about Jean and Historia?

Mikasa -Wait what?

Jean - What?

Eren - Since when did you and Historia start dating?

Jean - Well, Ymir isn't coming back and Historia was being pressured into being wed to some other suitor so she picked me, her single, straight friend

Armin - So if I wasn't gay I could've been Historia's husband?

Jean - Yep

Armin - Damn it

Eren - Don't sound too happy that you love me

Armin - I love you and you know know it

Jean - EWW Don't make it gay

Mikasa - Shut up Jean it was beautiful

Armin - Thank you

Armin - At least someone appreciates me

Historia - Just so I'm clear on all of what happened

Historia - Mikasa, number 1 in the 104th, married Levi, humanity's strongest. Hange and Erwin are married and are having a kid. Jean, number 6 in the 104th, and I, number 10 in the 104th, are going to be married. Eren, number 5 in the 104th and Armin are dating. Reiner, Bertolt, Annie, and Ymir were all titan shifters and Bertolt is dead. Armin's a titan-shifter now. And Sasha, number 9 in the 104th and Connie, number 8 in the 104th, are engaged.

Sasha - We're married

Connie - We eloped like Mikasa and Levi

Mikasa - Congrats guys

Hange - Erwin and I have an announcement

Hange - We're having twins

Levi - Congrats shitty glasses, eyebrows

Hange - I'm touched Levi

Levi - Whatever

Mikasa - I have something to tell all of you

Levi - Does this include me or not?

Mikasa - It includes you Levi

Eren - Mikasa, what's up?

Mikasa - I'm pregnant

Levi - Why didn't you tell me?

Eren - Seriously?

Armin - Congratulations Mikasa, Levi

Levi - How long have you known?

Mikasa - I wanted it to be a surprise

Mikasa - And I've known since this morning

Hange - Hah, I already knew it

Erwin - Hange told me

Eren - Where are you guys all moving to?

Levi - Ackerman and I are moving out near the ocean

Armin - So are Eren and I

Jean - Historia and I are going to be in the capital

Connie - Sasha and are going back to her village and restart her families farm

Erwin - Hange wants to go out past the ocean

Eren - Do you know if anything else is out there?

Armin - Do you really think it's just us on this entire planet?

Eren - I don't know

Jean - Aw, Jaeger's embarrassed

Eren - Shut it horseface

Mikasa - Levi and I have to go, our carriage is waiting for us

Eren - Bye

Armin - Bye guys

Historia - Still don't care

Sasha - Bye, have fun

Connie - Later

Hange - Good luck Ackermans

Erwin - Good bye

Jean - Bye

Mikasa - Bye guys

Levi - Later shits

Mikasa Ackerman had signed off

Levi Ackerman has signed off

Sasha - It's so weird that their 'signed off'

Connie - Do you think we could add them back?

Hange - No, you can't

Hange - I'd hate to do this but, Erwin and I need to go

Armin - Eren and I too

Sasha - Bye guys

Connie - Bye

Jean - See you guys

Historia - Still don't care

Eren - Bye guys

Armin - Later

Hange - Have fun kids

Erwin - It was good to get to know you kids

Eren Jaeger has signed off

Armin Arlert has signed off

Hange Smith has signed off

Erwin Smith has signed off

Connie - It's just us now

Sasha - Connie,

Connie - DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME SASHA

Sasha - Connie, we have to go

Sasha - Bye Jean, Historia

Connie - Bye guys

Jean - Bye

Historia - Bye

Sasha Braus has signed off

Connie Springer has signed off

Jean - Let's go 'honey'

Historia - Alright 'babe'

Jean Kirstein has signed off

Historia Reiss has signed off