(Hange Smith added Mikasa Ackerman, Levi Ackerman, Eren Jaeger, Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Sasha Braus, Connie Springer, Historia Reiss, and Erwin Smith to the conversation)
Hange - I know that several of you will be moving outside the walls, the phones have a limited range and likely won't be able to connect so make some closer people
Mikasa - Although I'm happy that everything is over and we can all relax now
Mikasa - I just wasn't expecting Eren and Armin to get together
Eren - Hey
Armin - To be fair, neither of us showed anything until like last week
Mikasa - Wait you did?
Mikasa - I thought you both liked that bitch Annie
Eren - I never did
Armin - I did at first
Mikasa - Really?
Armin - Yeah but, I thought she liked Eren
Mikasa - She did
Eren - How'd you know that?
Mikasa - She told us
Mikasa - Remember Sasha? Historia?
Sasha - Oh yeah
Historia - I wasn't really listening to her
Levi - What about Jean and Historia?
Mikasa -Wait what?
Jean - What?
Eren - Since when did you and Historia start dating?
Jean - Well, Ymir isn't coming back and Historia was being pressured into being wed to some other suitor so she picked me, her single, straight friend
Armin - So if I wasn't gay I could've been Historia's husband?
Jean - Yep
Armin - Damn it
Eren - Don't sound too happy that you love me
Armin - I love you and you know know it
Jean - EWW Don't make it gay
Mikasa - Shut up Jean it was beautiful
Armin - Thank you
Armin - At least someone appreciates me
Historia - Just so I'm clear on all of what happened
Historia - Mikasa, number 1 in the 104th, married Levi, humanity's strongest. Hange and Erwin are married and are having a kid. Jean, number 6 in the 104th, and I, number 10 in the 104th, are going to be married. Eren, number 5 in the 104th and Armin are dating. Reiner, Bertolt, Annie, and Ymir were all titan shifters and Bertolt is dead. Armin's a titan-shifter now. And Sasha, number 9 in the 104th and Connie, number 8 in the 104th, are engaged.
Sasha - We're married
Connie - We eloped like Mikasa and Levi
Mikasa - Congrats guys
Hange - Erwin and I have an announcement
Hange - We're having twins
Levi - Congrats shitty glasses, eyebrows
Hange - I'm touched Levi
Levi - Whatever
Mikasa - I have something to tell all of you
Levi - Does this include me or not?
Mikasa - It includes you Levi
Eren - Mikasa, what's up?
Mikasa - I'm pregnant
Levi - Why didn't you tell me?
Eren - Seriously?
Armin - Congratulations Mikasa, Levi
Levi - How long have you known?
Mikasa - I wanted it to be a surprise
Mikasa - And I've known since this morning
Hange - Hah, I already knew it
Erwin - Hange told me
Eren - Where are you guys all moving to?
Levi - Ackerman and I are moving out near the ocean
Armin - So are Eren and I
Jean - Historia and I are going to be in the capital
Connie - Sasha and are going back to her village and restart her families farm
Erwin - Hange wants to go out past the ocean
Eren - Do you know if anything else is out there?
Armin - Do you really think it's just us on this entire planet?
Eren - I don't know
Jean - Aw, Jaeger's embarrassed
Eren - Shut it horseface
Mikasa - Levi and I have to go, our carriage is waiting for us
Eren - Bye
Armin - Bye guys
Historia - Still don't care
Sasha - Bye, have fun
Connie - Later
Hange - Good luck Ackermans
Erwin - Good bye
Jean - Bye
Mikasa - Bye guys
Levi - Later shits
Mikasa Ackerman had signed off
Levi Ackerman has signed off
Sasha - It's so weird that their 'signed off'
Connie - Do you think we could add them back?
Hange - No, you can't
Hange - I'd hate to do this but, Erwin and I need to go
Armin - Eren and I too
Sasha - Bye guys
Connie - Bye
Jean - See you guys
Historia - Still don't care
Eren - Bye guys
Armin - Later
Hange - Have fun kids
Erwin - It was good to get to know you kids
Eren Jaeger has signed off
Armin Arlert has signed off
Hange Smith has signed off
Erwin Smith has signed off
Connie - It's just us now
Sasha - Connie,
Connie - DON'T YOU DO THIS TO ME SASHA
Sasha - Connie, we have to go
Sasha - Bye Jean, Historia
Connie - Bye guys
Jean - Bye
Historia - Bye
Sasha Braus has signed off
Connie Springer has signed off
Jean - Let's go 'honey'
Historia - Alright 'babe'
Jean Kirstein has signed off
Historia Reiss has signed off
