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The Flying Fishmonger Bloopers
Take One
"You know hon, I was thinking we could all head to the mall," suggested Linda.
"What a splendid idea! I'd love to treat Candace to some new clothes," voiced Winifred.
The bored expression immediately fled from Candace's face and she shrieked, "I'll be in the-"
She started to dash off but her foot hit the leg of Ferb's chair and she toppled to the floor with a yelp of surprise. "Ferb!"
"It wasn't my fault!" protested Ferb. "Blame your horribly uncoordinated legs."
Take Two
Phineas' eyes widened in awe as Reginald pulled a thick scrapbook out from behind his ear. "How'd you do that?"
"It's just a little bit of 'how's your father'. I may seem like a barnacle ol' gent now, but when I was short in the chin, I had some grand larking and…and engaged in some daring dung." Reginald glanced up at the director, ignoring the snickering boys and asked, "How much of that was right?"
"Hardly any of it."
"Bugger."
…
"Judging from this photo of McGregor's Gorge, we're right on track!" said Phineas cheerfully, watching the activity bustle in front of him as the construction crew began to form the gorge. "Who's the tiger?"
A few beats passed by, but Isabella did not appear at the gate. The director let out a sigh of exasperation. "Someone go get Isabella."
Phineas wrinkled his nose. "Do we have to?"
…
"Oh hey, Agent P," greeted Carl from the monitor in Perry's lair. "Monogram's thrown his back out-oof!"
The ginger let out a cry of surprise as he stepped on Francis' leg and tripped, which in turn caused the older man to grunt in pain. "Carl!"
"Sorry!"
…
"Oh, my dear! You look like a queen!" exclaimed Winifred.
Candace scowled slightly as she glanced down at her pale blue dress clothes. "Uh, can we get out of here, like now? Before anyone I know happens-"
"Candace?" The redhead whipped around to see Jeremy looking at her from the entrance of the store. Jeremy opened his mouth to deliver his next line, but dissolved into giggles at the outfit the girl was wearing. "I'm sorry, but how can I take you seriously when you have a feather in your hat?"
"You had two lines, Jeremy!" cried Candace, takin off her hat and flinging it at her friend. "Thanks for messing them up!"
"Oh, like you can talk!"
…
Take One
Perry slipped out of the window of a building and dropped into a dumpster. Before he could jump back out, Heinz slipped into view from around the corner and slammed the lid shut, trapping him inside. "Whoo!" he cheered. "I win!"
Take Three
"Oh, just come in!" snapped Heinz.
Perry walked inside Heinz's building and stepped onto a piece of flypaper, causing his webbed feet to get stuck. He attempted to pull them free and tore the paper in the process. Heinz stared at it for a moment before remarking, "Well. That's some cheap stuff."
Perry launched into a flying kick and hit Heinz in the stomach, sending him skittering across the floor. The man sat up gingerly and muttered, "That's either some great improvisation or that was for locking you in the dumpster."
…
"Come see the Flying Fishmonger jump McGregor's Gorge!" called Baljeet, waving some flyers in the air. "Tell your friends!"
Buford sauntered up to his friend and said casually, "The one scene we have in this episode and they get us into fish suits."
"Yup."
"Do we get paid enough for this?"
"Nope."
The director rolled his eyes. "Very funny. I'd pay you more, but it's not like I'd be getting equal amount of effort and work for it."
…
Take One
Phineas adjusted the helmet on his head, staring down the steep slope of the ramp and then into the gorge. "This is a bad idea."
"Obviously," drawled Ferb. "But at least we get helmets this time."
"I don't know what you lads are complaining about," huffed Reginald. "You're young. You'll bounce back. I'm the one with the artificial hip."
"Well, we're about to join you," replied Phineas, slinking into his seat as he watched the crew start to file off of the set. "We'll be hipless together."
"Action!"
Reginald revved up the engine and they started their descent down the ramp. Phineas tightened his grip on the edge of the sidecar as they sailed through the air before plummeting just before they reached the other end.
"Maybe we should have let it rain," remarked Reginald.
"Don't worry Grandpa," assured Phineas. "We've got a backup plan! Ferb?"
Ferb reached for the lever and pulled, but nothing happened. "Prepare yourselves for a fast and violent landing," he replied.
"Is there any other kind of landing?" asked Phineas, bracing for impact.
BOOM!
The director flinched at the cloud of dust that rose up. "Uh…is everyone alive?" he called hesitantly.
"Ugh."
"Grrk."
"Blech."
"They're alive," decided the director. "Mostly, anyway."
Take Two
The Flying Fishmonger rolled down a rocky cliff and towards the water. Ferb picked up the broken wing and threw it into the water, so that the wheel would have something to land on. His aim was off and the bike went straight into the water, slowly submerging.
Phineas ripped off his helmet and threw it at Ferb. "That's it. You're not allowed to touch anything else."
…
"Ah, finally!" exclaimed Candace when the car finally rolled into the driveway. She burst out of the vehicle and hurried into the backyard. "Ha!" she jeered upon seeing the gorge still there. "You guys are so busted!"
She leaned over to peer into the depths of the gorge. Unable to resist, Phineas suddenly screamed, "Look out!"
Jolting violently she pitched backwards and fell on her bottom, inches away from the edge of the deep chasm. Heart shuddering in her chest, she slowly turned to look at Phineas, who had some grace to look guilty.
"Well…at least you didn't fall forwards."
