The Grim ED-ventures of Ed, Edd, Eddy n Edna?... without Grim

By Winter Knight

Chapter 50: "NAK-ed!!!"

Note: I do not own Ed, Edd, n Eddy nor "that Grim show"… but the original characters are mine... Especially "The Fourth Ed"!

I told you Grim Eds will continue! Also

Bad News everyone, my laptop is down so I have no choice but to put the fanfic on hiatus. I haven't worked on this for a long time because I was very busy with stuff going on and because working with "Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies" was really fun. I still accept submittions of chapters from you fans, be sure to write! I've been using my dad's laptop to write stories and this is a sample of how I will continue the story until I get access to my laptop again. Also I'm a little upset because I found out how the anime "Powerpuff Girls Z" ended and it's pretty depressing... At least HIM got what was coming to him!

I have made it past over 12,280 hits! I FINALLY MADE IT TO 50 CHAPTERS!!!!!

I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE... I INTRODUCE THE WORLD TO MY NEW PET KITTEN...KATHERINE! however Katherine keeps getting in the way everytime I do this chapter... I'm just glad I have a supply of cat toys with me!

this chapter has a suprising twist! And a cameo by "The Ed, Edd, n Eddy Zombies"

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(Last time)

Most of the cast is gone with their summer vacation...but The Eds are still scamming this very summer...BUT THEY ARE NOT ALONE!!!

Enter Edna, a mysterious Latina beauty who is smart, cunning, and has a knowledge of weird things...offers her services to the three and eventually became "The fourth Ed"

After a unsuccessful scam involving buried treasure, pirate ghosts (or was that ghost pirates?), and the Kankers, the Eds were grateful Edna was on their side but they wonder...

WHO...is she?

WHAT...is she?

WHERE...did she come from?

WHEN...did she enter their lives?

WHY...does she want to be "the fourth Ed"

and

HOW...did she know about the Eds and other stuff such as how to fight the Kankers...

Also who is that strange girl with the lunchbox?

Currently the characters still residing in the Cul-De-Sac during summer vacation are:

The Eds of course and their new member Edna

May Kanker

Kasumi Kimono

Jeff the Spider

Celeste the fairy

Dracula

Sarah

Jimmy

Rolf

However Lee and Marie Kanker are still around causing trouble and wanting revenge on their turncoat sister...that and a strange little girl that lurks about, trying to get someone to open her lunchbox.

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The Eds ponder about this and then Double D says "Is it me or when Edna first appeared, I haven't seen Celeste, May Kanker, nor Kasumi?" Eddy then says "Well "Edna" wears braces so it might be that Bucktoothed weirdo who thinks she's one of us." Ed then says "You shouldn't say mean things like that about May, and besides Kasumi has a hidden talent in acting and just like May she's trying to be one of us..." Eddy then says "Says you Lumpy! Edna is obviously your freak of a "son" who is turned into a female human by Double D's "fake cousin" just to screw with our heads.

(Eddy then pictures Celeste turning Jeff into a human girl that happens to be Edna)

Eddy then says "No wonder why she acted weird and knows how to fight." Double D then says "Eddy, you cockamamie theories are just as meaningless as the fan theory about "One Piece" where Kuina and Tashigi are either the same person or identical twin sisters..." Eddy then says "Oh great, Lumpy made you a "One Piece" fan too." Ed then says "Well then "Mr. Sanji", explain why do I see One Piece books that show pictures of Nami and Nico Robin hugging and kissing?" Eddy blushes and before he can say anything, Double D says "Eddy! Are you buying One Piece Hentai from Ebay again?" Eddy blushes and quickly changes the subject by saying "Umm what if Edna is really Eris, trying to get back at us for what happened last month?" Double D then says "That could be possible... but she did beat up the Kankers."

Ed then shows up with a bottle and 3 cups, Eddy sees them and says "Thanks Lumpy, I need a drink after making up theories about Edna" After all three Eds drank the cups, Double D then says "Umm Ed, what is this and where did you get it?" Ed then says..."Grim's trunk!" Double D is shocked and says "Umm... Ed... you just said Grim's name right for the second time and... IS THAT THE WEIRD JUICE?"

(Reminder for readers who are new to this... "Weird Juice" is the underworld equivalant to Alcoholic beer, but when mortals drink it they become "weird"...even if they have a sip, Weird juice appeared in chapter ??? and that chapter where Ed and Eddy acted like Beavis and Butthead and that made everyone hate that chapter... Weird Juice is also like red kryptonite to humans, random effects to happen)

The three Eds tingle, shiver, and then do the hokey pokey... and then they start jumping up and down and doing that "Daffy Duck sound". "woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo woo hoo!" shouted the Eds and then they dashed out of their house and into parts unknown. They see Edna at their house playing "Duel Monsters" and after she shouts "I summon "Hungry Burger" in attack mode!" But then the Eds crashed through her window and grab her while Eddy pulls her hair saying "GIVE IT UP! I KNOW IT'S YOU ERIS? May Kanker? Kasumi Kimono? ... Jeff?

Then all of a sudden, May, Kasumi, Jeff, and Celeste stare at the three Eds and then Edna says "You think I'm actually one of them in disguise and then join you? Eddy then hugs and kisses Jeff and after he says "I love you Nephew!" Jeff says "That's strange... I thought Uncle Eddy had arachnophobia?" Then Double D then says "DEATH TO VIDEODROME! LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!" So they strip their clothing off and they run off...

The three girls were shocked and then Celeste's eyes glow once more.

(Reminder yet again... When Celeste the fairy's eyes glow, it means that something supernaturally evil is is around her... kinda like Spider-man's Spider sense)

Kasumi then says "Oh my... When any of the Eds act weird it either means they are demonically possessed or..." May picks up a bottle of "weird juice" and she says "Or they got into this again... WE GOT TO STOP THEM OR ELSE THEY WILL DO SOMETHING THAT WILL ANGER STANDARDS AND PRACTICES!" Edna then says "I'll lead this group, after all I'm "the fourth Ed" and so it takes a Ed to stop three of them! Even without their boneheaded friend we can stop them! so who's with me!" May then says to Kasumi, "Is it me or when we started becoming friends with her she becomes more cooler and cooler! We're with you! ... But Jeff watch Celeste, I don't want her to see Double D's weenie!" Kasumi jokingly adds "Or Eddy's "tiny elephant". Both girls giggle with delight, neglecting to give Eds "shame" a nickname.

Suddenly in the streets, a dimensional portal opens and out pops out zombified versions of Ed, Edd, n Eddy and Marie Kanker... dressed in Grim Reaper cloaks and carrying scythes of their own, they are from a dimension where the Eds are zombies. Zombie Double D then says "I knew that TV came in handy, now we can enter other dimensions and eat our fill of...MEAT!" Marie then says "Look! I see three slabs of meat running towards us!" But then to their horror they see (this world's) Ed, Edd, n Eddy running naked towards them and then they went past them and then Zombie Ed smiles and says "I LIKE BOYS NOW!" Zombie Double D then says "I'M BLIND! SOMEONE FETCH ME SOME EBALMING FLUID! I WANT TO SOAK MY EYES IN THEM NOW!" Zombie Marie then says "Even we have limits! especially that one stupid boy from our world's version of Endsville" Zombie Eddy then says "Let's make a vow...NEVER EVER TRAVEL TO OTHER WORLDS! FOR ONE NEW WORLD MIGHT BE WORSE THAN THE LAST...BUT THIS WON'T STOP...THE ED, EDD, N EDDY ZOMBIES! Now let's go to "Moralton", I know a kid there who believe in anything as long as it involves religion..." And so they vanished from this world and never came back...

Ed, Edd, n Eddy, still under the influence of "weird juice", are naked as jaybirds but with random items covering up their "shames" Eddy stops and says "Dubba D! you forgit to take off yer hat! You cannot be nekkid if you wear hat...take off hat!" Double D then says "no way you dunny! me have shame more secret than my shame between my legs!" Eddy then says "DUNNY! you call me australian toilet but you no call me dummy, you dummier!" Double D then says "No you dummier! Eddy then says "No YOU DUMMIER!" Double D then says "well you dummiest!" Ed then says "Shooshburry shtew for ki ki rrow!" (a jawbreaker for those who get the joke)

But then Edna suddenly tackles Ed and says "Oh no you don't pantless joe! you ain't getting away from me this time!" May Kanker then grabs Double D and says "Nice buns Double D...got the recipe? because Me and Edna are gonna hold a party for the author on September 4th. And I know how much he likes bread!" Eddy then shouts "SUPER FIST OF HOTDOGS... POLISH DOG PULVERIZER!" And then Eddy fires polish dogs from his fists, the polish dogs fly towards Kasumi but then the dogs fly past her due to her inability to be attacked and they hit Edna and May, freeing Ed and Double D, continuing their rampaging streaking.

Lee and Marie Kanker suddenly show up with chainsaws, Lee then says "After we get our boys we're gonna give it to that weird girl who thinks she's a Ed." The two Kankers see a strange girl with a lunchbox, the girl says to them "Hello "friends"... want some lunch? But first, open my lunch box..." Marie then says "OOH FREE EATS!" The girl smiles evily as Lee is about to open the box but then Lee hears something and all of a sudden they see the three naked Eds running towards them and all three of them hug and kiss the two kankers and the strange girl. Marie then says "Umm... normally they don't do this kind of thing to us! It's a trick! and why does their breath smell like Eris's favorite drink?" Lee then says "who cares, I got my man. Better, he's naked! ... man his elephant is small!" Edna, Kasumi, and May show up and then Kasumi says "Oh My, you're taking advantage of our drunken friends and my boyfriend is kissing the strange girl with the lunchbox that none seems to notice." May then says "LET THEM GO!" Marie then says "Well look at that, that traitor is telling us what to do... ditch the boys, We got a "Peach Creek Chainsaw Massacre" to perform! YEE HAW!"

Edna, May, and Kasumi prepare themselves to fight with Lee and Marie Kanker... and the strange lunchbox girl. Edna pulls out a five dollar bill and says "Hey Kankers...want this! go get it!" and then Lee and Marie Kanker fight for it as if they are dogs and then Kasumi then goes up to the strange girl and says to her "Hello there, what's your name?" The girl says "My name is Dora and I would like a friend who can open my lunchbox" Kasumi then takes her lunchbox and then stares into it, Lee snapes out of her spell and then she steals the lunchbox and says "FREE EATS!" Dora then says evily "Yes...open it... OPEN IT!" But then Eddy grabs the lunchbox and throws it into the creek and he dashes off. Dora panics and then she pulls out a golden apple with a "K" on it. She uses it's power to teleport the lunchbox back to her. Marie then says "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!!!" Dora then panics and then she uses the golden apple to turn herself into a otter and she dashes to the creek with the lunchbox and apple on her tummy and she sails away on her back...

May is then seen putting Marie's head into the ground says "Eat dirt May! It's really chocolate! Well how do you like it when the tables are turned huh?" Kasumi then says "Umm May... The Eds are gone! We got to get them back!" Edna then says "I hope we don't see that weird girl with the lunchbox again, I sense something evil about her and I don't need Celeste to tell us that". The girls then see Sarah laughing at the three and Jimmy terrified at the sight of the naked Eds acting crazy. Dracula sees the Eds and then he says "Dracula gotta stop drinking Christian Slater blood! Dracula is starting to see things... (Dracula sees Edna) since when is there four of you?"

Edna then says "Either the Eds have gone plumb loco or "Burning Man" has been relocated to the Cul-De-Sac. Kasumi goes up to them and Ed goes "Shhhh... I'm looking for my chippy! Here chippy! chip chip, where's my chippy... THERE HE IS!" And then suddenly Eddy is being attacked by what appears to be a hallucinogenic baby with bushy eyebrows and a mustache, Eddy then says "And here I thought being attacked by Ed's imaginary friend "Jib" sucked...but that disgusting baby from Williams Street tops the cake! (another jawbreaker to the one who gets the joke) May then says to Double D "Double D, stop this madness! Your acts of insanity is making this fanfic look like a episode of "Round the Twist"... and we're not Austrailian!" (yet another jawbreaker to the one who gets the joke) Double D whines "BUT I WANNA BE NAKED!" Ed then says "Yeah May, Let us be nekkid, besides I wanna see Eddy get attacked by my chippy, it's funny!" Edna then says "There's gotta be a cure to the effects of "Weird Juice"...

But then Celeste shows up riding on Jeff and then Jeff says "Don't worry dad and uncles, WE'LL SAVE YOU! CELESTE, NOW!" And then Celeste transformes to her fairy form and then using her magical powers, she causes the sky to rain hard, hard enough to wash off their effects, she even blasted the Eds with water shooting from her hands, just enough to make them sober. After that ended Celeste then says "Edna...help...boys... please!" Edna nods and she grabs Double D while May grabs Eddy and Kasumi grabs Ed and they go back to the house.

4 hours later, the Eds wake up wearing Kimonos and Eddy says "Are we remaking chapter 13?" Edna stands infront of them with May and Kasumi and before Double D can speak, Edna then says "We know what happened, you guys got into "weird juice" huh? well we hope this is the last time you get into it." May then says "Yeah, we raided Grim's trunk and eliminated it, hoping something like this would never possibly happen again!" Kasumi then says "Don't get up, you seem to be suffering headaches as a effect of a "hangover". Edna then says "By the way boys, I can't believe you think May and/or Kasumi dress like me just to be one of you... I'm the real me! It's just a coincidence you don't see me in the same place with May and Kasumi. I like you guys but I wish Eddy didn't make you three do such dumb things. Also before I met you guys I became friends with May and Kasumi, they even invited me to tea and told me about you guys and the crazy adventures you've had up to the point where I moved to town... They even suggested I should be "The fourth Ed!"

Double D then wakes up and says "Edna, May, Kasumi, I'm sorry for the way me and Ed and Eddy acted, do you forgive us?" Edna then smiles and hugs Double D and says "Of course, and besides it was mostly Ed's fault for getting into something forbidden that he shouldn't have gotten into...speaking of which why does that weird girl want anyone to open her lunchbox so much? Well if Celeste's eye glow again when she shows up then that means...I GET TO FIGHT A MONSTER WITH YOU GUYS!" And I always carry... a cross! I've also got garlic, a stake, and a hammer!"

As Double D is happy that this girl is now "the fourth Ed", Eddy then says "Edna... this headache hurts more than the time Lee strapped me in her dungeon and with her whip she..." Double D then says "EDDY! We have kids reading this story! I just hope no one else we know knows about what just happened." Ed then says "WHERE'S MY CHIPPY?"

IN JAPAN

Hikari and Ryoko are in their personal private Onsens created for them by Nergal and Nergal junior, but they are joined by a young woman who goes by the name "Rukia", Rukia then sees Grim's skull being used as a coaster for their tea, floating on the onsen. Then Hikari then looks shocked while reading the news paper and says "AIYAA! RYOKO! RUKIA! GRIM!" The three read the newspaper and it shows the three Eds naked but with random objects covering their "shames" and the headline reads "THREE NAKED BAKAS HAVE NO HONOR!" Grim then says "I really got to quit drinking "weird juice", but at least I wasn't there at the time otherwise I'll really get it...now please get these teacups out of my skull! That reminds me, we need to send a cake to the Eds back in Peach Creek... we made it to chapter 50...so who's up for Karaoke and dancing? The three girls look excited and agree...

EVERYBODY PARTY!!!! EVERYBODY PARTY!!!! WE MADE IT OVER 50 CHAPTERS!!!! YES!!!!

All the castmembers (excluding the villians) suddenly party and the "Numa Numa Song" plays in the background as they all dance in sync. Ryoko, Hikari, Nazz Rukia, and Grim see Edna and they have no idea who she is and why she considers herself as "the fourth Ed" even though the name Edna sounds like the name "Ed".

Meanwhile in the Peach Creek Cemetary, a mysterious pumpkin-headed being digs up Kevin's grave and puts on his hat...