Hello my darlings. I'm back again. I would just like to thank nerdchick394, Valice, CastiellaWinchester94 and Mummabro as well as those of you who have followed and favoured since my last update.
So here we are again. Lets get started shall we?
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural.
The date for Dean and Cas' wedding had been set and the plans arranged. Sam was to be Deans best man and Gabriel Cas' and they took their roles as best men very seriously, thus they tried to organise separate stag nights for their brothers. The issue they found was that Dean and Cas had the same friends and they wanted to go to both of them. Also neither Dean or Cas (especially Cas) was very keen on the idea of letting the other go out alone. Not after Cas experienced Sam's stag night at any rate. He did not want anyone else puting their hands on his man (no defiantly not jealous).
So in the end it was agreed they would have a joint stag party, which Sam personally thought defeated the whole purpose but there you go. Gabriel was all for this idea. He had some great places he wanted to take everyone for two reasons. First Sam would probably be very uncomfortable and spend the night hiding behind Jess which Gabriel thought would be hilarious and two he could watch his brother blow a gasket with jealousy which he decided would also be great entertainment. As long as he wasn't in the firing line at least. So with these cunning ideas Gabriel made his plans.
Sitting with Sam he agreed to start at The Roadhouse then work there way on to the more normal bars, though he did insist that they went to some gay ones along the way. It was his brothers stag night after all and his brother was defiantly gay. The sticking point came to how to end the night.
Sam wanted to take them all to the strip club that they took him too but Gabriel squashed that idea with a few sentences.
"Sam that was a female strip club, we need a male one." Gabriel explained as if to a toddler.
"Why? My brothers not gay." Sam replied confused. (oh Sammy. I'm not even sure what to say to that. Lucky Gabriel has no such qualms.)
"No he's just marrying a man. Come on Sam. Think. Do you really think Dean and Cassie would enjoy half naked woman all over them or half naked men." Gabriel snapped sharply. What the hell was Sam going on about? Dean was most defiantly gay for Cas. And frankly that was all Gabriel really cared about when it came to Deans sexuality.
Sam put his head in his hands as his mind helpfully filled his head with visual images of half naked people climbing all over his brother. The thought caused him to shudder, it was like thinking about your parents having sex in his mind. "I don't want to think about either option thank you." He mumbled.
"That's cos you know I'm right." Gabriel replied smugly. Glad to have got his point across.
"Fine." Sam sighed. He really didn't want to fight with Gabriel mainly cos he knew he would lose but also because he knew if he asked Dean which he would prefer Dean would always go for the option that made Cas more comfortable. So male strip club it was. (though I feel that if Dean is with him Castiel would probably prefer no strip club. Just saying.) And Gabriel got his way and boy was he planing on enjoying himself.
The night started out as planed, they all met up at The Roadhouse and had a few drinks with Ellen and Bobby who had wisely opted to say and man the bar as all the other staff were joining Dean and Cas on there night out. Castiel didn't want to go he would much prefer to curl up on the couch with Dean but Gabriel had forced him out of the house by stealing his private collection of paintings (you know the ones containing all the naked pictures of Dean, there were quite a few of them now) and threatened to show them to Dean. How he found them Castiel didn't know but he would find a way to get back at his brother for this. One way of another Gabriel Novak would pay.
With these cheery thoughts he entered the bar behind Dean and was greeted by great shouts from all those inside.
By the time they left The Roadhouse Castiel had calmed a little. He had enjoyed talking to his friends and family, he just wished that instead of going on a bar crawl that he and Dean where leaving now.
Dean looked over at his soon to be husband and could read him like a book. He didn't know what Gabriel had stolen this time to get Cas out but whatever it was it had seriously pissed him off. Dean was surprised when they arrived that the only one Cas was truly rude to was his brother and Gabriel just found it hilarious. And now Cas just wanted to go home and Dean found that he was in agreement with him. But he also knew they couldn't just leave, so going up to lover he took his hand and kissed his cheek before whispering in his ear. "You stay and get involved and I'll give you a special present later." Then pulling back to wink at his man before turning to Sam and Gabriel to find out where they were going next.
Castiel couldn't quite believe what Dean had just said to him but then he smirked, and moved forwards to grab his brothers arm.
"Okay lets get this over with then." Castiel said amicably as he dragged him out the door.
"What? Really?" Gabriel asked in astonishment. He brother was going along with this?
"Yes Dean has promised me sex if I stick this out. So lets go shall we?" Castiel replied smiling, thinking about what would happen when he and Dean finally got home.
"That's all it takes? A promise of sex with you future husband?" Gabriel rolled his eyes at his brother. Really? Don't they like have sex all the time anyway? (very true, but...)
"Well I didn't think you would want to here the deals about what he is going to do for me but if you wish-" Castiel replied innocently before Gabriel could cut him off.
"Nope its fine. Sam's right there really is such a thing as too much information." Gabriel muttered shaking his head to try to remove the images of his brother and Dean in bed.
"Really?" Castiel asked innocently though he was smirking evilly while he said it. Gabriel looked at the expression on his brothers face and the only thing he thought was 'oh crap. Maybe taking the paintings was a little far.' (just a little Gabriel.) and after that Gabriel didn't have quite as much fun as he had planed because he spent most of the night watching his brother like a hawk, waiting for him to ponce. (And yes I am well aware I'm mixing my metaphors. But artistic licence? That excuse still work?)
