This is mah Diary, Ichimaru Gin's Diary^^

Me an' mah very big an' suspicious an' slightly movin' bag are headin' back ta Las Noches.

Entry 511-520: Very Big n Suspicious n Slightly Movin' Bag

Entry 511

Mornin' Diary-kun!

We're back in Las Noches!

"GET OFF OF ME YOU PERVERT!"

…Oh ya…Mai-chan shares a room with Grim-jow…

"Cero!"

I wonder what he did dis time…

"OOOUUUUUCHH! MOTHER F#*&$% THAT HURTS!"

…Uh-oh…

I fer'got 'bout mah very big an' suspicious an' slightly movin' bag!

Entry 512

"BLAH! BAKA! I ALMOST SUFFOCATED IN THERE!"

"Hyori, there was surprisingly MORE than enough room in that bag."

"I know! But you kept kicking me! And you zanpaktou even got lost once…"

"Che, that's what you get for breaking my hat!"

"…I neva knew da bag had dat much room! Can I come in?"

"Sure, there's probably enough room for all the Espada and their fraccion!"

*gets inta da bag*all three are in an' we tie da bag up from da inside (somehow)*

"WOW! I fer'got 'bout da fridge I had in here!"

"Hey, I brought in some pillows and snacks!"

"Good idea for once, dickhead Shinji!"

"Let's 'ave a party in 'ere!"

"I BROUGHT MUSIC!"

"I GOTTA DISCO BALL! AND DA SAKE!"

"I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT!"

"PARRRRRTAAAHHHH!"

Entry 513

"Ichimaru! Where are you?"

"In 'ere, Grim-jow!"

"WHERE?"

"Da very big n suspicious n slightly movin' bag!"

*opens bag* "Wha…?"

"COME JOIN US BLUE FREAK!"

"Woah, who the heck are they?

"Half n halves like you! Da Vizards! Shinigami turned hollow like yer Hollow turned Shinigami!"

"Oh…hey! Is that sake?"

"Ya! Join da party Grim-jow!"

"….Is there cat nip…?"

"Yeah, Urahara gave me some!"

"WOO-HOO! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!"

Entry 514

"Ichimaru-sama! Where are you?"

"Let's go look in his room, Mai."

*in his room*

"Gin-san!"

"In 'ere, Szay-chan!"

"STOP CALING ME SZAY-CHAN WHERE EVER YOU ARE! My name's SzayEL Aporro!"

"MAI-CHAN, SZAY-CHAN, WE LOCKED OURSELVES IN 'ERE!"

"I don't really mind! It's comfy! I think we should bring in a couch."

"Grim-jow, I already got a futon."

"But that girl is sittin' in it…"

*unties bag*

"What the heck…?"

"May I come in?"

"Did you bring anytihn', Szay-chan?"

"…Er…a mini plushie of all of yo^^"

"NO!"

"I feel so rejected…"

"I have…a hair tie?"

"Dat's prettier den the current string we got ta tie da bag! Alrighty, come on in!"

"What about me…? I have…a laser tag system that's portable…"

"ALRIGHT!"

Entry 515

*pew pew pew pew pew pew pew*

…?

*PEW PEW PEW*

"HA! GOT YA DICKHEAD SHINJI!"

"HUH? HYORI, WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!"

"Oops…"

…? Where is all this noise coming from?

"Gin-san! Get up and let's get Mai and Grimmjow back!"

"Where is everyone…?"

"TIA-CHAN, WE'RE IN DA VERY BIG AND SUSPSCIOUS AND SLIGHTY MOVIN' BAG!"

"Join us, Harribel-sama!"

*unties bag*

"…What the heck…? …May I come in?"

"What'd ya got?"

"Mini chocolates. My fraccion have paint."

"We could really color the place…"

"And being the genius Octava I am, I can fix up the laser tag system to make it paintball guns!"

"COME ON IN!"

"Er…okay…"

"I also have a pickle!"

"Okay!"

"How the heck are we able to fit 10 people, a futon, 15 pillows, a fridge, and a whole ton of food in here…?"

"A dunno, Tia-chan! Dis bag mighta come from Szay-chan's lab."

"MILA-ROSE! I TOLD YOU LAST TIME! DON'T FORCE FEED SUN-SUN THE SAKE!"

"How big is dis bag…?"

"I dunno, but they look like they're across the hall…even though from the outside…"

"PAINTBALL GUN FIGHT~!"

Entry 516

"Aizen-taichou!"

"Yes? Where are you?"

"In da very big and suspicious and slightly movin' bag!"

"…?"

"We tied da knot too tight an' we can't get out!"

"I guess I'll help you…"

*unties bag*

"Wow, there is so much room!" *steps in*

"HA! Hyori, I TOLD you that the stairs were a good idea!"

"He said it! You owe me 1800 yen, Grimmjow!"

"Uh oh…"

"What's wrong, Gin?"

"…It tied shut…so we're trapped in 'ere…again…"

"…O.O Szayel, what happened to you?"

"…Grimmjow, Gin-san, and Harribel-san went a bit…wild with the paintball gun…"

"Huh…you look…better than usual with blue hair…"

Entry 517

"HELP! WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE VERY BIG N SUSPICSIOUS N SLIGHTLY MOVIN BAG!"

"WE HAVE SAKE IF YOU WANT TO COME IN ANYONE!"

"HELP ME! GRIMMJOW'S HIGH ON SAKE AND CAT NIP! YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT IS FOR ME?"

"THE PAINT IS GOING TO BE SO HARD TO GET OUT OF MY HAIR! SOMEONE GET ME MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER! THEY HAVE A SHOWER IN HERE!"

"HELP! THE KING OF EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING PLUS MORE IS TRAPPED AND LEFT HIS ZANPAKTOU IN THE THRONE ROOM!"

"I got an idea! Ikorse, Shinso!"

O.O

That bag is strong…

Entry 518

"WOAHHH!"

"Nnoitra!"

"DAMMIT! YOU LOCKED YOURSELF IN!"

"Ohh! Sake!"

"Don't even think about it."

"…Is Aizen…-sama okay?"

"No, he's moping in the corner about how the King of Everyone and Everything plus More is trapped in a very large and suspicious and slightly moving bag."

Entry 519

Applestoapples (anonymous reviewer)'s birthday is ta'morrow!

So…Tia-chan's italics, Grim's bold, and Nnoitra's underlined. I'm regular! Comments from us're in (parentheses)!

Happy Birthday, Apple-person

Happy birthday to you…

Though we really don't care,

I guess we won't sue!

(That ain't very nice Nnoitra! By da way, dis is ta da theme o Yankee Doodle!)

Happy birthday, Appleto!

Hope you have some fun!

Happy birthday to you…

Now go and get some sun!

Overall, da message is…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY APPLESTA'APPLES!

(AN: I really do love giving you guys birthday songs (ROFLY) But after the next one, only people who have an account (AKA no anonymous people, sorry) can request a happy birthday on their birthday… (SORRY!)

Entry 520

*unties bag*

"YAMMY RIYALAGO IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY! I AM HERE! NO NEED TO CRY! FEAR AND LOVE ME!"

*everyone chucks mini chocolates, cat nip, sake, tomatoes, pickles, strawberries, and mac n cheese at Yammy*

"YUMMY~~~!" *eats em all*

O.O

"Go away trash."

"YOU'RE NOT ULQUIORRA!"

"Just because I use the word trash does not mean I am him!"

"WHATEVER! I am here to save you all!"

"Not really. You're just a fraccion now. And…"

"AND WHAT?"

"Stop screaming and you tied the bag after you came in."

"UH NOZIES!"

"…Riyalago?"

"Yeah?"

"WE HATE YOU!"

"OH NOZIES! WHY?"

"YOU FLIRTED WITH MY FRACCION!"

"YOU STOLE MY CAT NIP!"

"YOU TRIED CUTTING MY HAIR!"

"YOU MESSED UP MY LAB!"

"YOU TRIED TO STEAL MY HAKAMA!"

"YA…ARE UGLY!"

"OH NOZIES! DAT LAST ONE HURT, ICHIMARU! IT HURT DEEP!"

"Like…deep with salt on it? Dat deep?"

"YES!"

"GOOD!"

End chapter.

WAYYY ooc for Yammy…

Hm, do you like the randomness better? Cuz I think I'm starting to get all too long chaptered and not so funny so I threw in the bag to be funny

Aizen: E-Espada Snack Time.

Ichigo: This isn't working out well…this bag is starting to get…full…

FLASH BACK TIME!AN: Imagine the bag full…as in…its crowded, you'll probably elbow some peoples you walk, but you can still walk XD

*an hour later*

"Okay…now a few Shinigami, all da Vizards, pretty much every Espada, commander, an' fraccion of Las Noches, n all our stuffed animals are in 'ere…"

"Nii-sama, how the heck did we get here…?"

"Rukia, it was all your fault for the bad directions!"

"Whatever Ichigo, I'm starving!"

"Okay, we'll eat the pizza sandwich. No, down, Yammy! ESPADA only! There's a reason why we call it Espada Snack Time!"

*everyone that's not an Espada stares at the portable long table, chairs, and throne Aizen had with him*

"Have some tea, my dear Espada."

"We're so hungry…"

"Ya Vizards can 'ave some food! Half n Halves help each other!"

"HA! SUCKS FOR YOU, LOSERS!"

"We're starving…"

"Yeah! You dragged us Half and Halves into this, Sosuke! So you don't deserve anything!"

"B-but-!"

"BUTT NOTHING!"

"Haha, you said BUTT!"

"Shut up, Rose. Anyways, DIG IN EVERYONE!"

"What 'bout me?"

"Ichimaru Gin can eat."

"Yayz^^"

"WHY HIM?"

"He's part of the Freaky Smile Club. And we like him, unlike you crazy idiots."

"FOR OUR SAKE'S! THE STUFFED ANIMALS GET SAKE AND WE DON'T?"

"Yer too young! And dey need ta get out more!"

"S-so…hungry…"

"WAIT! I have a Freaky Smile!" *does a creepy smile*

"Eff no."

"WHY?"

"Dat's creepy."

"So?"

"We're da FREAKY Smile Club! Not da Creepy Smile Club! Che, den ev'ryone would be able ta join in!"

"WHAT'S TE DIFFERENCE!"

"Freaky is cooler! An' Creepy is just creepy! We're freaky an' yer creepy! It's ta complicated fer ya ta understand! Freaky is freaky an' creepy is creepy!"

O.O ~?