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Swinging on swings, sliding down the slide, getting calluses from the monkey bars, getting pebbles in your shoe, who doesn't love the park?
Especially two moody, dark, violent teens who have had a midlife crisis five years ago, and has had one ever since, with, of course, weapons on hand.
Ah, you can feel the romance, can't you?
Both had been bored. Both had annoyed each other to no end. Both had nearly created WWIII.
And they ended up in the local park admist a bunch of dusty kids.
Thalia traced a line through the rocks and pebbles crap with her combat boots, trying to ignore the kids who had stopped their play and were staring out at the two 'new kids.'
Nico, pale as ever, despite the sun above, was having a staredown with the kid the swing next to him.
One brave soul who had taken the form of a 5 year old girl walked boldly up to the couple.
"So, what's your guyses names?" asked the girl.
"Knife." replied Thalia. "And that's Unicorn Pegisi."
Nico glared at Thalia.
"Okay. Are you two dating?" she asked.
A couple kids snickered.
"Uh, yeah." Thalia/Knife said in a just-who-do-you-think-you-are voice.
"Hey Unicorn Pegisi!" called one boy around 6.
"What?" Nico/Unicorn Pegisi growled.
"Can you fly? 'Cause my friend Billy says he can, but this one time Billy was at the park and he tried to fly but he fell off the slide and broke his leg and his mom says Billy isn't allowed to play with me anymore." the boy replied casually.
"Why?" piped up one kid.
"Cause I pushed him off the slide." the boy shrugged.
"Can you push Unicorn Pegsi here off the slide?" asked Thalia.
Nico smacked her arm.
"Why'd you smack her? I did that to my sister once and I had to sit in Time Out." one girl with blonde hair said.
All of the other kids gasped. Time Out was like the Underworld to little kids.
"I smacked her because she was being a butt." Nico said.
"My mommy says butt is a bad word." claimed the blonde girl.
"Your mommy doesn't know jack." Thalia said. "Make sure you tell her that."
"Okay, Knife!" the girl chirped.
"I have a question." asked one girl. "Do you like the color pink?"
"Pink is the barf of Unicorn Pegsi right here." Thalia jerked her thumb towards Nico.
"BARF! BARF! BARF! BARF!" chanted the kids.
Instead, Nico spit onto the ground.
"It's not pink!" a girl said, inspecting the spit.
"That's because you are blind and cannot see a thing." Thalia said, kicking a foot towards the girl.
"Okay." replied the girl.
"What school do you go to?" asked one boy.
"Sargent Jeffery's School for Killing." replied Nico.
"My cousin goes there! My mommy said it was because he made some people go to sleep!" one kid yelled.
"No way!" cried the other kids.
"Well, your cousin is dead them." replied Nico.
The kid nodded, fascinated by these interesting kids.
"Do you have a mommy and daddy?" asked one kid.
Nico and Thalia froze up.
"Sure. It's the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus." Thalia remarked sarcastically finally.
"No way!" The kids chanted together, obviously mesmerized by these kids.
"Can I have your autograph?" asked the kid who pushed his friend off the slide.
"Fine." Thalia groaned. She dug around in her pocket and found a Sharpie.
Uncapping the Sharpie, she grabbed the kids arm and signed it Knife with a picture of a Knife with blood dripping off of it.
"Cool!" the kids exclaimed.
Nico took out a necter and ambrosia juice box and stuck the straw in the box.
"Juice box! Can I have one?" asked one kid.
"Only if you want to burn to ashes!" Nico said, clenching his fists in the rocker way.
The kids were silent for a moment.
"Yayyy!" the kids cried waving their hands in the air.
One kid stepped forward, jumping around like she had to go to the bathroom.
"What's wrong with you?" asked Thalia.
"I gotta go to the bathroom! Can you wipe my bottom when I'm all done?" asked the girl.
"Sure." Thalia/Knife replied.
"Hmmm, we have to go, umm we have to go, lallala we have to go to the bathroom!" Nico sang, snapping his fingers.
The kids started to clap along. Nico stopped.
"Can you wipe my butt?" asked one girl.
"And mine?" asked one boy.
"Knife can wipe all of your butts!" bellowed Nico.
Thalia elbowed him as the kids cheered.
Percy and Annabeth walked up the kids.
"Children, this is Rainbow Dash and this is Sharkeisha." Thalia/Knife introduced.
"Um, hello." Annabeth/Sharkisha waved.
"Rainbow Dash?" Percy asked.
"Yeah. I'm Knife and this is Unicorn Pegsi, remember?" Thalia/Knife glared at Percy/Rainbow Dad.
"Um, sure." Percy/Rainbow Dad.
One mom called from across the park, too busy reading her magazine to see the girl who had to go to the bathroom to make new friends.
"Eliza, who are they?" asked the mom cautionously.
"This is Unicorn Pegsi and this is Knife. And that's Sharkisha and this is Rainbow Dad. Knife is going to wipe my bottom when I'm done going woo-woo." Eliza explained.
"Who are you?" asked the mom, pointing to the teens.
"We represent the Gummy Bear Gang!" Percy said, and all four teens did jazz hands.
"Eliza, run away to the car. I'm going to call the police." The mom said, taking out her phone.
"Okay, time to go." Thalia said.
The teens ran away, leaving the kids behind.
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THIS IS THE 50TH CHAPTER!
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED ALONG THE WAY!
This is the longest chapter ever. 9 pages and 1,090 words.
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