Chapter 48 – Remember the Good Times, Part 2
Squall: Man, the elevator was broken so I had to take the stairs.
Xu: Alright. Laguna wishes to speak with you.
Squall: What? That's what you called me up for? Can't we just send him a fruit basket like we did for Cid?
Xu: We're out.
Squall: Fine. Main Screen turn on.
Laguna: HEY! Squall. Thanks for saving me and all. It's all nice and all, since it was cruel being evil having to wear the evil clothes, building stuff in fractions of the second, working my hands to the…
Squall: This channel sucks. Let's see what's on channel 11.
Laguna: And you won't believe what… (channel changes)
Squall: Is it time for the Simpsons yet?
Xu: No.
Squall: (channel surf) Well there's nothing else good on. Let's just listen to Laguna. (changes channel)
Laguna: In the end, thanks man. Now, can you send Kiros back?
Kiros: I knew you wouldn't forget me man.
Squall: Alright, alright, alright. Ready the catapult!
Kiros: Is this safe?
Squall: Nope. (launch) Write back!
Laguna: Thanks. Be sure to visit sometime! (screen turns off)
Squall: Psht, like that's going to happen. Let's get back to flashbacking.
Flashback over
Stephie: How that happen?
Irvine: I don't know. Can you flashback to the present or something?
Squall: Say remember the time when…
Flashback: Shuttle Launch
Mechanic: Fire the missle pods! (pshoot, pshoot, pshoot)
The party goes into outer space inside missile pods. Squall's and Rinoa's pods lands safely in the bundles of nets. Zell misses his nets by a couple of inches and crashes into the space station.
Flashback over
Zell: They had to shoot me back since I couldn't pay the fee.
Irvine: What about…
Flashback: Missile Base
Stephie: So how does this control panel work? (beep, beep, beep boop)
Irvine: (pulls axe out and smashes it) That's how it works! Now let's go see the missile launch I heard of.
Flashback over
Stephie: You blew up Trabia Garden! How could you?
Irvine: I wouldn't axe if I were you.
Rinoa: Oh, remember the time when…
Flashback: Tomb of the Unknown King
Squall: Hey, a lever. (pulls it)
Rinoa: You idiot! You pulled the level and released the water, this place will be flooded in several minutes!
Squall: Luckily I brought my snorkel. (wears it)
Rinoa: That isn't going to save you.
Squall: What? It says "Allows you to breathe underwater!"
Rinoa: It also says on the side "May cause death."
Flashback over
Squall: (puts on snorkel) This thing is cool.
Zell: Remember when I tried to fly?
Flashback: Balamb Garden Roof
Squall: This is not going to work.
Zell: Course it is. Float, Aura! Alright, off I go!
Squall: Let me help. (shoves him off)
Zell: (far away) I believe I can fly! (thump)
Flashback over
Quistis: Better than the time you thought potatoes could talk.
Zell: They can talk and I'll prove it!
Irvine: Say, where's Galbadia right now?
Squall: Well, we know that when the time is right, we'll finish them off good.
Xu: Yea.
Squall: Hey, this is our time to flashback, come back some other time!
Xu: Fine, fine. Just wanted some marshmallows and sit around the campfire with my friends.
Stephie: Maybe Zell shouldn't have…
Flashback: Monster Arena
Squall: Thanks for agreeing to help out our monster arena!
Zell: Agreed? You just shoved me into a room with a plate of hot dogs. Which was very good.
Squall: Well anyway, send out the Behemoths!
Zell: Behemoths?
Squall: Yeah, we need to see if they like feeding time.
Zell: (pulls out hot dog) I'm going to die the way I lived!
Flashback over
Rinoa: Man. The worst time I hated was…
Flashback: Centra Ruins, try 1
Squall: Man, the monsters here are hard.
Rinoa: The timer in the top-right corner is almost up!
Squall: Screw that timer.
Odin: Zantetsuken!
Squall: Ah crud.
Game Over pops up on screen.
Squall: Boring! Where's the part where I die?
Playstation explodes from overusage.
Squall: (On fire) Oh man. This is not normal.
Flashback over
Zell: Well I remember when…
Flashback: World Map
Zell: What is this? (goes through green tube)
Luigi: (Italian voice) It's a me, Luigi!
Zell: I thought that was Mario's line, and why is he over there?
Mario: (burning over stove like pig) I'm a kill a you when I get a down!
Luigi: You see nothing! (shoves Zell back through tube)
Flashback over
Squall: Yeah right.
Zell: It's true!
Squall: I'm out of memories. You guys?
Everyone: Yea.
Squall: Figured.
Xu: Squall! Distress call from Esther. Monsters are being called down from the moon! It's the Lunar Cry!
Squall: Again?
Stephie: Alright, let's kick some monster butt!
Xu: Bad news, the Garden's out of gas.
To be continued…
Soldier: Alright guys! I got the gas! Took me several days to take all of it! Guys? Guys? Oh no, there was a nuclear explosion and I'm the last living human on the planet!
