Backstage, we go to Chuckie Finster, in a suit, on standby.
"HIYA GUYS!" Chuckie exclaimed, "So excited! My guest at this time...The 2013 Royal Rumble Winner, Deadpool!"
The camera turns to Deadpool, and the crowd cheers up a storm! "Deadpool...tonight is the night! No more talking or run-ins! Just a match! Your final thoughts?"
Deadpool shrugs. "I can't really SAY much else. It all ends tonight, Chuck mah boy. Tonight is where, in front of of 90,000 plus of my Tiny, Toony, altogether LOONEY fans! And some more foreign guys, I dunno...but I hope my friends in CANADA are HEEERE TONIGHT!"
Some cheers can be heard, but Deadpool shrugs, "Damn, barely a 'Yay'...thanks, nothern brethren!...your signs of care TOUCH me...Alright, look Chuck...tonight is THE NIGHT...I got my kid in the audience...a fine piece of ass I'm going to tap tonight...and thousands of screaming fans in the arena and MILLIONS watching at home! And let's not forget my intergalactic fans! I know you Klingons and Namekians are watching! BILLIONS of people want to tune in to watch BUTT...get KICKED...and you're gonna get your money's worth tonight, when I take Itachi to hell...then bring him back...just so I can take that Belt before I throw him BACK down there. And THAT, my carrot top friend, is all. I bid you adieu..."
"Gesundheit." Chuckie said.
"Thanks, pal." Deadpool said, sniffling. "Now...I bid you farewell."
Deadpool leaves Chuckie, and we go BACK to the ring...
*DING DING DING*
"The following is a Tag Team bout, scheduled for one-fall!...and it is for..*Graphics pop-up* The Toon United States Championship & The Toon Intercontinental Championship!" Goofy announced as the crowd cheered. "Introducing first...WWE's favorite band...Limp Bizkit!"
The crowd cheers as Fred Durst and his band appear on the left side of the stage. "WRESTLEMANIAAA...READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE?" The crowd exclaimed as LB got ready. "Well FIRST...let me introduce to you all...some NEW FRIENDS...they...are CANADIAN INDEPENDENT GROUP...SEX BOB-OMB!"
Durst pointed to the right side of the stage, where Kim Pines, Stephen Stills, and Scott Pilgrim stood on a pedestal that turned to face the crowd. Scott spoke into the mic as a roaring 90,000 plus fans screamed.
"WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB, AND WE'RE HERE TO SING SONGS ABOUT WRESTLING AND JUNK!" Scott exclaimed to the cheering fans!
Kim Pines twirled her sticks in the air. "WE AAARE SEX BOB-OMB! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!"
The three began "We Are Sex Bob-Omb", and the entire crowd began to cheer and headbang along with them! Limp Bizkit danced along and clapped to the beat as Stills sang into the mic.
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Let me make your stasis
My, my, my, my serpentine
I got a breathalyzer
And a bad ass dream
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
The band continued to play, and then Limp Bizkit began playing their OWN beat that flowed with SBB's beat...and then added their OWN lyrics as the beat of the song slowed down...
It's all about the he said, she said bullish
I think you better quit lettin' ish slip
Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip
It's all about the he said, she said bullish
I think you better quit talkin' that ish
Knives Chau rolled out in a motorcycle, complete with two sidecars. Jude was in one of them, and Scott left the group and put on his CMW Poncho. The Big Titantron showed a faded and fuzzy Canadian Maple Leaf on a distorting black background and the tiny 'Trons just contained the distorting, fuzzy black background. Scott hopped in the left side-car and put on a helmet.
"First...the challengers; from Canada; Scott Pilgrim & Jude Lizowski, Canada's Most Wanted!"
"The Canadian made last year at The Survivor Series...was made due to necessity." Tarble said, "Scott and Jude weren't going to survive solo. They weren't cut for that...they would've been destroyed by GB and his Immortals after the betrayal at The Series. But they BANDED TOGETHER! And they made an effort! A major effort! And now they're here! Fighting for The IC & US Titles..."
"QUITE the different duo from a few months ago...Jude and Scott...they were DIRECTIONLESS..." Iroh said. "Now?...they're Title chasing The Bullies!"
Scott & Jude got into the motorcycle, which Knives revved up to excite the fans. She finally drove down the long path, going as fast as she could! As they drove down the ramp, the Tag Team pulled out mini-cannons and shot out WrestleMania t-shirts and threw toys into the crowd! Jude threw DVDs and a copy of WWE '13 into the crowd!
"Canada's Most Wanted gained this shot after The Bullies decided to attack them due to a simple MISTAKE that they made backstage. And then Duncan & Brad SCREWED them out of The Tag Championships at X-Roads!" Bugs said.
"PANDERING...all I ever see 'em do is PANDER!" Daffy said. "They got famous off of bring SUCK-UPS! The Bullies have SKILL! They've been to Mania before!...well, Duncan has!"
The Canadians exited the side-cars and still threw gifts and goodies into the giant crowd. Sex Bob-Omb stopped the beat of the song, leaving the roaring fans the only noise in the stadium.
We walk alone in the unknown
We live to win another victory
The big Titantron sports a spastic black "B" amongst a green background. The small 'Trons sport green backgrounds.
We are the young dying sons
We live to change the face of history
Duncan & Brad walk out, carrying their Championship Belts on their shoulders. The crowd boos The Bullies as they make the long trek down the extra long ramp. They ignore every fan and just keep their eyes on the ring with cocky expressions.
"And their opponents; representing The Bullies; from Mellowbrook and Canada; they are, respectively, The Toon United States Champion & Toon Intercontinental Champion; Brad Buttowski & Duncan!"
So be afraid, it's the price we pay
The only easy day was yesterday
"The Bullies..." Vegeta snarled. "Ever since last year...ever since that Anime War...they've been BUGS to me..."
"I say get OVER it, Vegeta. It's not like they were exterminating IMPORTANT things." Daffyn quipped.
"Quiet, PEKING DUCK, before I decide I want Chinese right now..." Vegeta growled.
So hear our voice
We have a choice, it's time to face it
Duncan & Brad stare up at Nazirul and wave happily at The AWF Owner. Nazirul just scowls at them.
We are one
We are one
We are one
We will stand together
"Harrassing the guy whose company you almost DESTROYED in the war? Just lowdown..." Tarble said.
"It was a pretty bad war. So many people were hurt." Iroh said. "And the two heroes of the war, Gingka and Randy Rand, are either mentally distressed or out of a job."
"Gee...WHO won that war again?" Daffy quipped.
Number one
Number one
The chosen ones
"Well the CHAMPIONSHIPS they won, their firsts, have been on their waists since February Week 1!" Vegeta said. "And this is Brad's SECOND defense and Duncan's second defense! And...well...oh what ELSE can I say? I HATE The Bullies..."
We are one
We are one
We will fight forever
"CMW vs. The Bullies...whoever makes the pinfall takes The Win and The Titles." Bugs said.
We are one and we won't tire
The Bullies stand in the ring, staring down Jude and Scott. The Referee holds up The Two Titles, with Jude & Scott on the right and Brad & Duncan on the left.
*DING DING DING*
"Here we go, folks! Two Secondary Titles on the line! The Stepping Stones of the Business!" Tarble said.
Scott starts off with Duncan first, and they get into an argument in the middle of the ring. Scott rolls his eyes...and goes for a right...but Duncan blocks it...and Duncan goes for a kick...but Scott grabs the foot...and KICKS UNDER THE LEG! Duncan hops on one leg while holding the other, and goes to town on Duncan's face with punch after punch and elbow after elbow! Duncan is sent reeling, and Scott bounces off the ropes and Shoulder Blocks Duncan into the near left corner. Scott puts his fighter nature to the test and goes to town, punching the face and gut of Duncan. The referee creates distance between Scott and Duncan, but Duncan gets out of his corner and goes for a Shoulder Block, which Scott countered with a Monkey Flip. He Calf Kicks Duncan's legs, chopping him down to size. He then grabs Duncan and performs a Kick-Out DDT. Scott runs to his corner and tags in Jude, who hops on the top and then hops on Scott's shoulders. Jude jumps off and Splashes onto Duncan! 1...Duncan throws Jude off. Jude ducks a Clothesline and lands a Side Kick to the back of Duncan's head. Jude yells out "DUUUDE!", to which the crowd responds back with a "DUUUDE!". He runs the ropes for a Moonsault, which Duncan rolls away from. Jude lands on his feet, and Duncan grabs him from behind with a roll up. 1...Duncan turns the roll-up into a deadlift...and a Powerbomb! Duncan drags Jude to his corner and tags in Brad. "The Brad" helps Duncan pick Jude up and Irish Whip him. Jude turns it into a Springboard and goes for a Springboard Double DDT...but The Bullies CATCH HIM...and throw him out the ring. Jude, however, lands on the apron with Brad's and Duncan's heads still hooked. He FLIPS the two over the ropes and onto the hard floor! The Bullies get up...and Scott runs over to the side of the ring...
...AND HOPS CLEAR OVER JUDE FOR A DOUBLE FLYING CLOTHESLINE! The crowd just POPS at the sight of the amazing feat, and Scott throws Brad back into the ring.
"WHOOOWEEEY!" Bugs exclaimed. "That was an AMAZING move! The AIR he got from that was AMAZING!"
"ONLY at WrestleMania! Put on your best for 364 days...and then your 200% best on ONE NIGHT in Spring!" Iroh said.
"Scott & Jude have been dominating the match for a while now! The momentum is in THEIR corner!" Tarble said.
Scott claps on the outside of the ring, trying to rile the fans up...
...but Duncan grabs him and DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RIGHT (from the ramp) TURNBUCKLE! Jude sees this and cries foul, but Brad grabs him from behind and delivers a Half-Nelson Suplex and bridge! 1...2...Jude kicks out.
"Not anymore...Bullies, unfortunately, are in control." Vegeta said.
"And the dominating power and strength over CMW's speed and agility come into play here!" Daffy said, "Keep CMW OFF THEIR FEET...that's how you keep down a couple of jumping beans."
"How do we cook duck?" Vegeta asked in a menacing tone.
"Well first, ya-HEY..." Daffy finally caught on.
Brad grabs Jude and Irish Whips him. Jude comes back and slips between Brad's legs and grabs him from behind. Brad keeps his weight down and Jude Tosses him over his shoulder and onto the ground for a Headlock. Brad keeps Jude down and applies pressure, but "The Dude" doesn't feel like staying down. He slowly tries getting up...and Brad KNEES his gut and puts him in a Pumphandle Hold. Brad tags in Duncan, and then lifts Jude and...DROPS him onto Duncan's left knee with a Pumphandle Drop! Duncan keeps Jude on his knee and applies pressure. Jude is trying to find a way to escape, but Duncan keeps the hold in tight! Duncan tags Brad back in, and Brad runs the ropes, ELBOWS Scott off the apron, bounces back, and LEG DROPS Jude neck, FURTHER destroying Jude's back as his arch over Duncan's knee worsens! Duncan then tags himself BACK IN, and hops on the top turnbuckle...and JUMPS OFF with a DIVING DOUBLE STOMP TO THE CHEST! (Tarbe: The Bully Brutality being shown off here tonight. Constant tags, cruel tactics...THESE...are The Bullies of old. ; Vegeta: Yeah, and The Bullies of old are WINNING! C'MON, CMW! PICK UP THE PACE!) Duncan pounds the face of Jude, before grabbing Jude's head and SLAMMING IT INTO THE CORNER REPEATEDLY! (Bugs: This is a brutality The Bullies haven't shown in a WHILE! ; Daffy: With The Alpha Male gone, there has to be SOMEWAY to impress! And THIS is it! ; Iroh: We have YET to see this new submission they've touted...but I'm sure it's ALL in due time.) Duncan grabs Jude and Irish Whips him. Duncan catches Jude and throws him into the air and HEADBUTTS HIS HEAD AS HE FALLS DOWN! Jude holds his now bleeding nose and tries to get to his corner. Duncan grabs him and stops his advance. He drags him back to his corner and tags Brad back in. Brad flexes his muscles as Jude tries to drag himself back to the ropes, and then grabs Jude and lifts him onto his shoulders. He goes for a Steamroller, but Jude slips out and DROPKICKS Brad into the CMW corner! Duncan then runs to the corner and Corner Dropkicks Brad's head into the post! Brad tumbles over and Jude looks to the corner and hops to the top.
"High-Risk for Jude! The kid always love to go extreme...but is this attempt gonna payoooff?..." Tarble asked as Jude hopped off the top...
...AND GOT DILLWEED CHOPPED IN THE GUT! "NOPE." Daffy said bluntly.
"Jude's DOWN after that Dillweed Chop! He dove RIGHT into it! The teen is down! And now it's time for Brad to try and end it all!" Bugs said. "He's signalin' for that Snap Inverted DDT, The Wet Willie. It'll be done if this connects..."
Brad grabs Jude from behind and goes for The Wet Willie...but Jude twists out of it and kicks Brad's gut. He backs up again and KICKS Brad in the face! The two teens try desparately to get to their corners and tag in their partners. Duncan holds his hand out as Scott holds his hand out. Jude crawls to his corner and reaches out...and Brad crawls to his corner and reaches out...*TAG*...DUNCAN is tagged in! The Muskoka Mohawk grabs Jude and YANKS him up...AND DELIVERS THE WARHAWK (Last Call)! Jude is laid out and Duncan pins him...1...2...Jude kicks out! The Mohawk goes "What?!" and grabs Jude. He pulls him up and lifts him onto his shoulders. He goes for an Oklahoma Slam, but Jude pushes Duncan into his corner and Scott SLAPS Duncan before Jude delivers a HEAD RATTLING ENZUGUIRI! Duncan goes down ad tries to get up...and Jude TAGS IN SCOTT! The crowd is CHEERING as Scott hops on the ropes and MISSILE DROPKICKS DUNCAN! Scott sees Brad run toward him and gives him a Drop Toe Hold! Scott then ducks Duncan, and gives him an Arm Drag on the rebound! Duncan and Brad get up at the same time...and Scott gets on the apron...hops on the ropes...hops off...and DELIVERS THE EXTRA LIFE TO BOTH BULLIES!
"Knocking Duncan's head into Brad's! Scott may have it here with a pin!" Bugs said as Scott pinned Duncan.
1...
2...
Brad pulls Scott off! Jude, however, grabs Brad and DROPKICKS him out! Jude slingshots himself over the ropes with a Plancha, but BRAD CATCHES HIM AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER POST! Scott, meanwhile, heads to the top rope. Scott stands tall...and the crowd gets on their feet...and he jumps...
...
INTO A CATCH FROM DUNCAN...AND A SLAM TO THE MAT...and...?...
Duncan locks in a Side Headlock...and begins giving Scott a NOOGIE? But Duncan ups the intensity, rubbing Scott's head until it begins to BURN!
"WHOA...WHAT...WHAT THE HELL?" Vegeta was in shock.
"Is that LEGAL?" Tarble asked in shock.
"If the ref ain't disqualifying 'em, it's LEGAL!" Daffy exclaimed, "And if Scott wants to keep his pretty little head burn free, he'll decide to let it ALL go and TAP!"
Scott tries to get up, but Duncan keeps the hold in and chokes Scott out even more and burns his head even MORE! Scott screams out in pain and tries to get to the ropes, but Duncan keeps it all in! Duncan laughs evily and keeps the hold tightened and tries to make Scott tap his brains out!
"He ain't makin' it! The Bullies' new submission is AMAZING! Wolfgang is gonna see those Belts again!" Daffy exclaimed.
"Scott's close! His hand's up! His hand is up..." Iroh said, "Aaand..."
...
...
JUDE HOPS ON THE ROPES AND LEG DROPS DUNCAN!
"THE SUBMISSION HOLD'S BROKEN UP! THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION'S CONFUSED!" Bugs exclaimed as Duncan got up, holding his head. Brad run in and CLOTHES BOTH JUDE AND SCOTT! He then picks them up...and tries for a DOUBLE WET WILLIE! He hooks them both...
...And CMW pushes The Bully into his dazed teammate Duncan! Brad hits his head against Duncan's head! Brad falls over and Jude Dropkicks Brad over the top! Jude and Scott stand in the ring as Duncan stumbles up. Jude yells out...
"DUDE!"
The crowd pops and goes "WHAT?"
"I'M-"
Jude is cut off as Brad DRAGS JUDE OUT OF THE RING! Scott looks behind him...
...and gets turned around and kicked in the gut! Duncan hooks Scott's head and kicks the right leg forward...
...AND DELIVERS THE JUVIE-DRIVER (Front-Flip Legsweep DDT)
"THE END...THE END...GOODNIGHT, CMW!" Daffy exclaimed as Duncan kept Scott down with the pin.
1...
...
2...
...
JUDE DRAGS SCOTT'S FOOT TO THE ROPES FROM THE OUTSIDE! The ref sees it and calls the count off! Duncan is confused and irate!
"NO! What?" Daffy exclaimed in confusion. "HOW IN THE-"
"Jude got free from Brad and the match is SAVED!" Iroh exclaimed, "But Brad is BACK!"
Brad grabs Jude...but gets a SLAP to the face...AND THEN JUDE BEGINS WEDGIEING BRAD!
"OOOH!" Tarble cringed.
"That boy's drawers must be down the tunnel hole...ooow..." Vegeta shivered.
Brad cries out in pain, and Jude TIES BRAD'S UNDERWEAR TO THE NEAR RIGHT CORNER POST ON THE OUTSIDE! He puts it in a TIGHT KNOT! Brad can't escape!
"REVENGE! IRONY SERVED SOOO WELL FOR A BULLY!" Vegeta exclaimed.
"How does a BULLY like being wedgies?!" Iroh asked.
And Jude jumps onto the apron! Duncan gets up and goes to bump Jude off, but Scott grabs him from behind and does a Crucifix Pin...1...Scott rolls out of it and KICKS Duncan right in the skull, sending him down! Jude looks to the cheering crowd and Scott looks around as well. Scott gets on the top of the turnbuckle...tags in Jude...and yells out...
"DUUUDE!"
The crowd responds with an emphatic "WHAT?"
Jude then gets in the ring...and declares..."WHAT ARE WE DOING?"
The crowd responds...
"LOOKING FOR A RIGHTEOUS FINISH!"
Duncan gets up in a daze...
...AND GETS THE KO PUNCH FROM SCOTT FROM OFF THE TOP!
AND THEN TWISTS INTO THE RIGHTEOUS FINISH (Spinning Reverse Complete Shot) FROM JUDE! THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!
"THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING! IT CAN'T!" Daffy exclaimed in pure shock.
"YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS, DUCK!" Vegeta exclaimed.
Jude pins Duncan and hooks the leg as Scott hops to the outside and SIDE KICKS BRAD IN THE JAW TO KO HIM!
"THIS..." Vegeta exclaimed, "IS..."
1... ("GAME!")
...
2...("SET!")
...
3!
"...AND MATCH!" Vegeta finished as the crowd went WILD and Jude celebrates in the ring and Scott screams outside the ring!
"Here are your winners; and The NEW Toon Intercontinental Champion & The NEW Toon United State's Champion...Scott Pilgrim...& Jude Lizowski...Canada's Most Wanted!" Goofy exclaimed.
Scott grabs The Two Title Belts and slides into the ring with them. Scott tells Jude to pick one, and Jude chooses The United States Championship. Scott holds up The Intercontinental Championship and hugs his brother in arms.
"Such a moment! What a match! These two came into this with SUCH a backstory and such adversity going against them, and they came out of it with The Toon United State's Championship & The Toon Intercontinental Championship! What PROUDER moment can you have?" Bugs asked.
"Yeah yeah...Bulllies weren't on their A game tonight. It's okay. Rematch clauses!" Daffy exclaimed. "But yeaaah...Scott & Jude did so much tonight...they DID impress. These two are FUTURE Main Eventers."
"From being screwed out of The Tag Titles by Duncan & Brad to WINNING The Secondary Belts from Duncan & Brad." Tarble said. "These two would be DRAPED in Gold if The Bullies had interfered or NOT!"
"Just as LONG as The Bullies aren't let anywhere NEAR ANY Titles...I'll be good." Vegeta said, "But they fought hard here...but hey, KARMA...am I right, Iroh?...I know you want to make a comment about karma, dammit..."
Iroh chuckled, "Oh, Prince...but yes, Karma: Gets You EVERY Time! A quote I've made famous throughout my career as a commentator and a quote that I'll ALWAYS stick by! They made their bed...and now CMW made them lay in it. CONGRATULATIONS are in order for The NEW Toon Intercontinental Champion & Toon United States Champion!...Scott Pilgrim...Jude Lizowski...CANADA'S...MOST...WANTED!"
CMW celebrated in the front with several Canadian fans and held up their new Titles to show everyone! Their first Championships in The WWE...won at WrestleMania...what a moment...
Backstage, a man rode inside a Hummer. He rode into the garage...but then began riding further down. Elsewhere, backstage, Scott & Jude met up with Ramona and Caitlin.
"Ramona...this one's for you." Scott said before kissing his girlfriend on the lips. Ramona stared at Scott happily...
"...That was so cheesy, you jerk." Ramona said to Scott, who raised an eyebrow. Knives Chau, Kim Pines, Wallace Wells, "Young" Neil Nordegraf, Stacy Pilgrim, Stephen Stills, and other "Scott Pilgrim" characters met up with CMW. Then Jonesy, Wyatt, Jen, Nikki, and other TDI, 6Teen, Stoked, and other YTV characters came in. Soon the backstage was flooded with Canadian characters. Scott & Jude celebrated and Jude yelled out...
"WRESTLEMANIA AFTER PARTYYY! LATER TONIGHT! STARS AND FANS ALLOWED!"
Everyone walked to the doors, and CMW & Ramona and Caitlin was set to follow. But then The New Champs and the women met up with Deadpool. They saw him...and nodded to him, assuring their support of him...as well as forgiving him of the Survivor Series incident.
Deadpool sighs, "GB told me to do it."
Scott nods, "It's all good, dude."
Jude shrugs, "Just go out there and join us in The Champion's lane, broham. Canadian Champions."
Deadpool nodded to them and walked off, and CMW & Girls walked off.
GT: 2-1
Connor: 2-1
MC: 1-2
Laced: 1-2
David: 2-1
A1: 1-2
ND: 1-2
Ivan: 2-1
Rook: 1-2
Mafia: 2-1
Force: 2-1
Cato: 2-1
Hurricane: 1-2
DanD: 1-2
Anna: 2-1
Asheel: 2-1
Matches shall be updated one at a time! :)
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