Fifty-one
Ransom Notes and Smashin' Quotes
"Woooooow. A rhyming chapter," Zoroark gapped. "No for real: what's the ransom note?"
"this is the ransom note!" Quilava yelped. He read out loud from a scrap of paper as the others gathered around:
WE HAVE SERPERIOR. NO MORE FROZEN PARODIES OR ELSE THE SNAKE WILL COME HOME ICED AND WRAPPED
Sincerely,
Queen Elsa of Arindell
"OH MY ARCEUS! SERPERIOR WAS KIDNAPPED BY ELSA!" Swellow screamed.
"KEEP IT TOGETHER, BIRD BOY!" Charizard roared back, slapping him across the beak.
"okay…" Swellow whimpered, rubbing the scratch on his face.
"They'll return her if we send word back," Quilava gulped, letting the note drift to the ground.
"How about a petition?" Shaymin whispered.
"A say-what-how?" Rotom asked.
"It's say-what-now," Flygon corrected.
Rotom randomly hit a big red button and smiled creepily. "Eye-dee-kay."
A PC box further down the line exploded and Flygon face clawed.
"Okay, petition it is!" Quilava announced, grabbing a random piece of paper.
Lucario, Zoroark, Shaymin, Charizard, Flygon, Frogadier, Rotom, Swellow, Buizel, and Quilava wrote their names on the paper as well as the promise that they wouldn't do another Frozen parody. Shaymin then sent in through the mail.
"And if they won't give her back," Charizard growled, putting on a dark blue headscarf, red cape, and lifting up an orange-tinted sword, "then I'll show them that I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!"
"IKE'S IN THE PC BOX!" Zoroark shrieked, then regaining her composure at their odd looks.
"Fine," she snorted, "two can play at this game!"
She ran into the closet, running back out in a detailed, white and purple gown, gold tiara, and bow and arrow at her side.
She then proceeded to shoot Charizard's cape off with an arrow acquainted by a single "Hup!"
"Oh! My turn!" Flygon shouted, raising his hand.
He pulled out a random box, crawled in, and then came back out in a green kilt, black boots, long stocking cap, and shield on his back and a sword with a blue handle.
Then Charizard (Ike) and Flygon (Link) had an epic swordfight.
"me next!" Frogadier piped up.
In the end, Frogadier dressed up as Marth, Quilava got Ness, Buizel resorted to Olimar, Rotom went to Mario, Swellow did Pokémon Trainer (which got incredibly awkward), and Lucario was…
Captain Falcon
"OH COME ON!" Everyone else yelled.
"Falcon PUNCH!" Lucario shouted, blasting away a random punching bag.
Suddenly, a giant hand dressed in a white glove descended without any visible arm with a menacing laugh.
"OH ARCEUS IT'S MASTER HAND!" Quilava screamed.
Everyone ran, screaming and shouting things, into the open closet and hid.
The hand's owner poked her now oversized head into the box, and who else could it be but Shaymin!
"I need to do this more often," she chuckled.
MOTHER OF ALL SWEET THINGS…THAT…WAS A LONG…CHAPTER… (Passes out)
Percy: Not again!
Agumon: (sigh) I'll get her to the FanFictionDotNet hospital… (Carries Reevee away)
Zelda: Please, allow me.
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Percy: Wow…you pulled that off pretty well.
Zelda: Thank you.
