A/N: Season 3 is here...FINALLY YAY! I'm so excited to write this season because it's one of my favorite ones. I'm so sorry it took me so long to write season 2 and I'll make sure to pick up the pace on this one. Thanks for everyone who has read/reviewed, you have made it extremely fun to write this story!

Dear diary,

*Sigh* it feels so good to be in love! Now that Steven is finally out of prison we can spend every waking second sharing our love with the world. I didn't think it was possible before but now that he's out of jail and has a record, he's even sexier, you know, because he's a bad boy and everything. He's just like Marlon Brando.

And you know, I'm kind of mad at Donna for telling the Formans that the stash Steven got arrested for was mine because if they would have kicked him out, he would have no other choice but to turn to me during his vulnerable times. But then again, it is Donna and she's a romance-hating goon. It doesn't matter though, because I know Steven loves me and we'll live happily ever after. We'll be like Wisconsin's version of Farrah Fawcett and Lee Majors, except for, you know, my dark hair and his criminal record.

Well, time to go call Steven now. Gosh I love him!

Mrs. Steven Hyde

That sounds so much better than Mrs. Michael Kelso, don't you think?