Wow, so this is the last letter, and I am doing what The Writing Fedora suggested...like 40 chapters ago.
Dear fanfiction,
Hannah: Not gonna lie, you guys piss me off sometimes. Even though you all piss me off with weird stories, cliches and OOCness, I still love you all. Without people like you, there would be no fanfiction (obviously). Remember, there are always good stories to cancel out the bad ones.
James Patterson: Even though you guys sometimes upset me off A LOT, I still appreciate you. Without your love for all things Maximum Ride, Maximum Ride would exist, which would make the fangirls really sad...
Max: You guys may think I'm a cutter, depressed, all googly eyes over Fang (which is SOO NOT true!). You guys may screw up stuff and make me look bad, but you guys are OK people. Remember, we're saving the world for people like you, that must count for something.
Fang: You guys are OK people when it comes down to it, I guess...
Iggy: THERE IS ENOUGH IGGY FOR ALL OF YOU LADIES OUT THERE (Hannah and Myri, stop fighting over me. We can work out days of custody. And I live with NEITHER of you guys, OK? I live with the Flock...wherever the hell we live.). Trust me, I can manage all the love from you guys out there. But if you're one of those people who think I'm a whore, then it's on.
Nudge: I love all of you guys! even if you guys hate me and think I'm annoying, I love you guys! Without all you amazing fans, our story would have never been told! Even though you put me with almost every guy in the Flock, I still love you!
Gazzy: JUST WRITE MORE STORIES ABOUT ME AND WE'll BE GOOD!
Angel: PS, I am not evil, I was just lost and I thought I was doing what was best for the Flock. Don't think I'm evil, and for those of you who stand up for me, thanks.
Total: Stop forgetting about me! I'm always left out, even more then Gazzy! I'm there too, so write about me too!
Bridgette and Lissa: Not sluts, not bitches, not cheerleaders, not slutty, bitchy head cheerleaders. Therefore, stop writing us as such.
Dylan...: STOP HATING ME YOU GUYS! I'M SORRY I LOVE MAX, I CAN'T FREAKING HELP IT! I DIDN'T BREAK FANG AND MAX UP, SO DON'T BLAME IT ON ME! *goes to cry in emo corner*
Ella: DON'T HATE BECAUSE I'M ALMOST WITH IGGY.
Hannah: That's not why we hate you...
The Voice: Who do you all think I am?
Hannah: I think the Voice is Jesus, James Patterson, or that one dude from the first book who was freaking out about his Mac laptop.
Jeb: It's not me, that's all I know! (:
Hannah: ...Um, yeah. I think I'm going to end this chapter now. Thank you all for reading, reviewing, favoriting, alerting, telling your friends, PMing me (Myri for arguing with me about who gets Iggy... HE IS MINE DAMMIT!), for answering my questions and laughing at my letters. This whole story really meant a lot to me and I'm really happy that you have all liked it. So, go on my page and vote on the poll for which story I should do next, or PM me.
and for the last time...
QUESTION TIME!: What was your favorite letter?
Mine was Iggy telling everyone that he looks like a hot guy, despite the manga making him look like a girl.
So, review on this last chapter, favorite, PM me, all that good stuff.
It has been a pleasure writing on behalf of the Maximum Ride characters.
PEACE OUT! (:
