My Big Fat Drabble Collection

by Ulquiorra9000

Chapter 53: Avalanche

"I never would have married you if I'd have known you were a total... well, slob!" 25-year-old Ichigo teased his wife.

Rukia stamped a foot and went red. She stood surrounded by dirty clothes, empty bowls and cups, books, and a pair of skis. "Sorry. But you know I'm busy with work!"

Ichigo scratched his head. "Fair enough. But it kinda smells, too..."

Rukia shooed him to the door. "Have a good day at the office, okay?"

When Ichigo returned at sunset, the house was spotless!

"Like it?" Rukia beamed.

"I do! Thanks, hon." Ichigo swung open the hallway closet to put his suit coat away.

The whole house's worth of stuff came crashing down and buried him.

"I... might need a longer-term solution," Rukia said with an embarassed giggle.

"I'll lend you a hand with that," Ichigo moaned, "once I'm free."