Dear Miguel,
Ah, yes. Now I remember. Franklin called me up the night it happened and told
me about it. I asked him what the hell he was thinking, letting Nixon hold a
diplomatic dinner with representatives while Alfred was out of town, let alone
involving France, who is nothing but trouble. I think it was France who put
the idea in Nixon's head.
The next time I saw "Tricky Dick", he was at a rally in New Hampshire; when he
got back to his hotel room, I was waiting for him (After being around as long
as I have, you know people who can get you in anywhere). I asked him what the
hell was he thinking, dressing my cousin up like that. He said that he was
hesitant to do it at first, but you just looked so damn girly, and the dress
matched your eyes so well, he just had to.
The Next time I saw you was a week or so later, at a Tim Horton's I believe,
one that Ontario dragged us to, and you didn't it up, so I let it slide.
Anyway, Ireland's been coming on to me again now that Obama's visited Ireland.
I was never sure about my feelings for her, and now it's more confusing then
ever.
By the way, who did your little outing go?
Love,
Melissa
Bonjour Melissa
Yes, I found out recently it was 'hookers' fault. Along with Acadia and Quebec. Thank god the staffs thought I was Miss Wilma Igleius instead of Miguel Williams. (I switched the letters around in my name to make my girl name. Either that or it was Marianna)
I think the proper use is feminine not girly. But my eyes are a mix of violet and baby blue how does that-wait, never mind. I pretty much locked myself up for the week. My neighbours knew it was me when Ontario sent them a picture. Others thought it was just a pretty young girl. Do you know how much I wanted to kill them when they said that?
Here is how it pretty much went:
Front Entrance
Me: Hey guys! I'm glad you could make it!
Ben(New Jersey): I'll always make time for you darling!
Nate(Newfoundland): Hey lay off Bastard! Cough* Why hello sweet heart!
Me: um, okay…
Nate: It's just going to be the two of us along with that bastard?
Ben: Hey! I count as a person too fish head!
Nate: Fine. The THREE of us. Better?
Ben: hmph
Nate: cough* sleezeball* cough*
Ben: What did you say?
Me: guys! Come down! Oh yeah, I brought Jason along ! You know, my human friend who knows our identity?
Jason: Hey Migie!
Me: Gahh! Jason! Stop hugging me in public, it's embarrassing!
Ben & Jason: growls*
Jason: Hey! I'm Jason, just treat me the same as you do to each other kay?
Ben: Oh yes, we will…
Nate: growls*
We had fun but Nate and Ben kept on fighting. Jason kept on tripping for some reason and every time he does, Ben or Nate just looks in the opposite direction. Are Nate and Ben sensitive to the sun? During the water park, their face was all red. In the end, it was fun and I think all of us had a good time.
Peace out
Miguel Manitoba Williams
