Title: So, you want a little taste of the Enigma?

Author: NeroAnne

Disclaimer: I do not own Jeff Hardy. Nor do I own the other wrestlers that will appear here.

Summary: This is for all my awesome reviewers! Just pick a guy, any guy! This guy will be paired with Jeff Hardy in a collection of one-shots. Here are the rules. It will be hardcore. It will be Jeff on bottom. It will be yummy and It will be your choice. The first one happens to be my favorite pairing, Matt/Jeff. This is just something I wanted to do for fun, something that I know I'll be able to update everyday.

If you want to do something that goes your way, let me know. Ex: Setting, AU, cross-dress, plot, high-school or WWE, and rating. I'm open to EVERYTHING but, it HAS to be a GUY.

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Miz/Jeff/Morrison

For: Renna33

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"I don't want to!" Mike whimpered, digging his heels into the ground as John shoved him along.

"You have to do what the note says, Mikey," John teased, his brown eyes glittering in delight. He and Mike had started a little dare game a few days ago. Embarrassing dares where they were forced to do shit to their co-workers.

"But this is Jeff mother fucking Hardy! The little rainbow haired brat that's always hanging off of the Undertakers arm! What if they're fucking?! I'll be dead before I even snap the shot!"

John rolled his eyes, "Do you want me to do it with you?"

Mike's eyes shined, "Will you?"

"I guess I'll have to. You're too much of a pussy to do it yourself." John snorted. They both stared at Taker's locker room before going in.

It was madness.

"Stop hitting me!" Jeff screeched. He tossed a bag of Skittles at his brother's head and then paled when he realized what he did. "Noo! My candy!"

Matt Hardy smirked, dangling the bag over his brother's head, "That was stupid of ya, Jeffro." He smacked Jeff on the shoulder with the bag of candy. He let out a loud grunt when he was tackled to the ground.

Evan giggled, getting down o his knees and slapping the floor like a ref. This only caused him to get kicked on the side by Jeff.

"Children," Taker began in a bored voice, "Behave."

"Jeff hurt me!" Evan whined.

"Tell him to get his fat ass off of me!" Matt growled, trying to shove his brother off.

"I'm not fat!" Jeff wailed, "Dad! Tell him to give me my candy!"

"Dad?!"

Everything stopped.

Mike covered his mouth, cursing himself inwardly. John was staring at them all in shock.

Taker stood, glaring down at the two men. "What the hell are you doing in here?"

John held his hand up as a sign of peace while Mike hid behind him. "Please, sir," he began in a calm tone. "We just wanted to talk to Jeff."

Jeff blinked his pretty green eyes form behind his purple hair. "Did I do something wrong?" he let out yelp when he was kicked off of Matt.

"You always do, Jeff!" Matt stood, helping Evan up.

Jeff kicked his foot out, catching his brother in the balls. "Gimme my candy!"

Evan shrieked with laughter as Matt went down. His ankle was grabbed by the darker Hardy, dragging him down. Then, the chaos began all over again.

Taker sighed and shoved John and Mike out the door before following. "What do you want with Jeff?"

Mike swallowed nervously, coughing into his fist. "You see, Mr. Taker…John and I have been playing this little dare game for a while. We write down dares on a sticky note and shove them in the other's wrestling gear. The dares are all embarrassing and its stuff we do to other wrestlers."

Taker looked intrigued. "Like what?"

John licked his lips, "Well, we swapped Legacy's tights with the Hart Dynasty's that one house show."

Taker blinked, "That's why Cody came out wearing Natalya's gear?"

"Yes, sir."

"I see. What else?"

Mike counted on his fingers, "I had to put a shot of Jack Daniels in Punk's Pepsi."

"And I've put itching powder in Swagger's jock strap." John said.

Taker nodded. "And now, one of you has to do something to Jeff?"

"Well, we both do."

"What is it?"

John and Mike glanced at each other before answering. "We have to get a pic of him naked."

"What?!" there was the sound of struggling coming from the room.

Taker growled and opened the door, hitting Matt and Evan in the process, "Why are you eavesdropping?"

Matt blinked. "Cuz we can?"

"Try again." Taker growled.

Evan smiled up at him, "Cuz we're cute?"

Taker twitched.

"I know!" Jeff yelled, flapping his arms, "It's cuz you love us!"

Mike grinned. How cute.

"I'm so sure. Well then," Taker reached in, grabbing Matt and Evan. "Let's go."

John stared at him in shock, "You're gonna let us do it?!"

Taker nodded, "But I want something in return."

"What's that?"

Taker grabbed Mike's collar, bringing them nose to nose. "I want in."

Mike swallowed, "Okay…I'll leave a dare in your tights tomorrow, then."

"Good." Taker patted Mike's head and walked, dragging Evan and Matt with him. "No sex with Jeff, either!"

"Yes, sir!" Mike saluted.

"Hey! Lemme go! I'm not letting them take a picture of my brother naked!" Matt yelled, struggling to get out of Taker's grip.

"I wanna see, I wanna see!" Evan wailed, beating his little fist at Taker's massive arm.

"Boys, shut up!" Taker snarled.

John and Mike blinked at each other before looking over at Jeff.

Jeff blinked. "How is getting a naked pic of me embarrassing?"

John stared. "Well, we're planning on sending it to the guys to embarrass you."

Jeff snorted, "You're gonna have to do better than that!" he pulled his shirt over his head, tossing it behind him. He stripped his pants off, along with the baby blue thong.

Mike's jaw dropped.

John licked his lips, his eyes running over Jeff's body.

Jeff smirked, "I know I'm hot. Why would I be embarrassed?" he made a show of turning slowly, showing off that beautiful pale body.

John slapped Mike's shoulder, "Take the picture already!" his dick was starting to get hard.

Mike flushed, pulling out his cell phone, "Right." He aimed the phone's camera at Jeff's body, his fingers shaking.

Jeff watched them in amusement. Mike's hand was moving around so much that each picture came out blurred.

"Oh, for fucks sake, I'll do it!" John snatched Mike's phone. He moved to snap a pic to Jeff only to see him gone. "…What happened?"

Arms wrapped around his neck. "You took too long. I got bored." Jeff closed the phone, slipping it back into Mike's pocket, sliding his fingers over the growing bulge slowly.

Mike whimpered, "Your dad said no sex!" he whined.

Jeff pouted, "You're gonna listen to my dad?"

"He'll kill us if we don't," John murmured. His fucking traitorous hands were starting to slide down to Jeff's ass, though.

"Nuh uh," Jeff whispered. He slid his hands up to John's brown hair, "He'll never know." He pulled John's hair, tipping his head back.

John opened his mouth to say something but it was cut off by Jeff's lips.

Mike watched, jaw hanging open. 'Wait, what the hell am I doing?' He moved quickly, shrugging off his shorts. He pressed his cock against Jeff's ass and licked at the pale shoulders.

John groaned, opening his mouth to Jeff's wandering tongue. He moved his hands down to his zipper, tugging it down and pushing his tight pants off of his hips.

Mike grabbed Jeff's left leg, pushing it up so that it would wrap around John's hip. He shoved his cock head inside Jeff's tight little asshole, hissing as Jeff moaned.

Jeff moved his other leg up, sliding it around John's waist. He leaned back against Mike, panting softly. "You coming in?" he asked seductively, his green eyes glittering.

John bit his lower lip, using his hand to guide his cock into Jeff's little asshole. Together, both he and Mike slid in completely, filling Jeff to the brim at the same time. One of John's hands went up to cover Jeff's mouth, stifling his screams.

Jeff didn't scream. He let out a loud mewl, moving back against them hard. "Don't stop," he whined.

Mike blinked in surprise but thrusted his hips.

John followed suit, slamming his thick cock in and out of Jeff's tightness. He groaned, "Fuck, so tight." He lapped at Jeff's neck, biting at the skin once in a while. He could feel Mike's balls slap against his. Shit, it felt awesome.

Mike gritted his teeth, pushing in deeper and harder. "You feel so good," he whispered in Jeff's ear, smirking when the purple haired male moaned.

"So do you," Jeff whispered, his hips arching. They both howled when John thrust up at a greater speed.

Mike moved a hand down to Jeff's cock, pulling at it as they thrusted. "Will it embarrass you if we take a picture of you covered in cum?"

Jeff blinked, "Huh?"

John and Mike shared a look.

Jeff cried out, feeling Mike tug hard at his cock. He came, his cum landing on his own stomach.

"Pull out," John said quickly. Both pulled out of Jeff and forced him onto his knees. Jerking off, they both came, squirting the thick liquid all over Jeff's face and neck.

"Hey!" Jeff coughed as some landed in his opened mouth.

"Take the damn picture!" John groaned.

"Right!" Mike quickly picked up his shorts, fishing out his cell phone. He took a quick picture and grinned, "Got it!"

Jeff shrugged, wiping the cum off of his face, "Nothing everyone hasn't seen already."

John stared. "Excuse me?"

Jeff smiled up at them. "Didn't you think it was kinda fishy that I didn't scream when ya both penetrated me?"

"Well…" Mike started.

Jeff giggled, "Dad, Matt and Evan and I have done it before."

Mike nearly fainted.

"Matty's taken pictures of it also."

John groaned, "Great. This is the first time we've failed to complete a dare."

Jeff smirked, "You got something better. Stop complaining."

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A day later, Mark got his dare.

His eyes read through it.

Shove a co-workers candy bar down their throat and say: "Take it! Take it like you took my cock!"

Mark blinked and glanced around. He smirked.

Hunter was bent over the candy machine, taking his chocolate bar out of the little slot.

Mark snickered evilly. 'Come to papa.'

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That's what happens when you mix Twizzlers and Gape Juice. XD!

Next: Cena/Jeff

For: Tristansgurl07