The girls heard the yells and the frustrated shrieks from the bottom of the temple stairs. And her exasperated guardian's attempts to calm her princess.

"He's just so… oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Usagi-chan, I'm sure there's a perf-"
"He told me I was ineligible to ever find any guy who would ever want to date me Luna!"

The Senshi desperately tried to refrain from rolling their eyes, especially Rei, as their princess and leader stormed into the room angrily, Moon cat at her feet, and walked to the mirror.

Usagi glared at her reflection, then sighed.
"What I need is something that can make him fall at my feet, fix myself up to look desirable, just to teach him a lesson…"

Just as Rei opened her mouth to make a biting remark, Usagi let out a triumphant yell, "That's it!"

Reaching into her sub-space pocket, she cried, "Luna Pen! Turn me into Mamoru's perfect woman!"

Disbelief fell over the rest of the group, thrown into silence. As Usagi transformed, Rei's annoyed voice cut through the quiet.

"Odango! What do you think could possibly come out of… turning… into… yourself?"