No fainting incidents happened since then. Still, the Doctors, Susan, and Donna brought Turlough and Nyssa into the TARDIS to see if the six of them could create anything. Of course, Tegan couldn't know about this. So they hid in a lab room.
Eleven happened to be walking by her after he went out to get something. "Where have you all been?" She asked. "And can you get Five for me?"
"We've been working to try to get the chameleon circuit working," he gave an excuse.
She raised an eyebrow. "Right. I know you have them, so remind me where in the food room are the..."
"Fish fingers and custard are mainly from the food machine."
"Not this time," she shook her head. "Bananas."
"Oh, not bad. Good source of potassium. Look in the third shelf of the refrigerator."
"Ah!" Ten grabbed his wrist.
"What happened?" Nyssa asked.
"Spilt acid... On my hand!"
Donna rolled her eyes. "You're a moron, you know that?"
"Bit ironic, considering you have my brain," Eleven commented.
"Oi, you! Shut your mouth or I'll rip your spine out!"
"Ah, one thirty!" Five noticed the time as he ran to the door.
"What's so important?" Turlough asked.
"Tegan made an agreement with Jack that'd he see the twins every second weekend, starting on Saturday at a quarter to two. I'll be back!"
Jack squished Star's face around while Linda was sleeping. Star wasn't amused, but she couldn't say anything.
"I never got to finish my talk. You understood that last one, right? Well, when you get older, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch others. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die."
Ianto walked into Jack's flat. "... Jack?"
He stood up and held Star properly. "Oh, hey. What's up?"
"What were you doing...?"
"Just playing around, you know. Father-daughter bonding."
Suddenly, Linda woke up and started crying. She was starting to become so vocal that she'd give her mother a run for her money.
"Linda, be quiet. Daddy's trying to talk to his boyfriend."
This confused Ianto a bit. "Is that how you're supposed to talk to them, even?"
"Of course! They're part Time Lord! They understand!"
Yeah, Jack as a father XD Well, he wouldn't be the worst, but still, he wouldn't be the best...
