Kingdom Crazies
Ch.52 La La La
Me: (talking quietly)...The squirrels, inside the trees, store their nuts...La, la, la...
Riku:...What?
Me:...La, la, la.
Chris: (muffled in Sora's stomach) HELP ME!
Sora:...Oh god, I need a donut.
Me: I have an announcement to make!
Sora: Does it involve donuts?
Me:...No...I am moving to another state, and I won't be able to see Andromada anymore, so I am going to make a REAL funny, random chapter!
AndromedaGalaxy: Yay for the randomness, but no for the moving...(tackles BlueEyedFun) DON'T LEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVE!
Me:...(eyes popping out)...Can't...Breathe. (somehow gets her off) Oh and, yes I know, it's been awhile since I updated, I just have been REAL busy.
Riku: (rubs his kitty ears) Wow, their real soft today.
"So, how long do you think we'll be walking?" Leon asks.
"I don't know." Aeris answers.
Suddenly Sora stops walking and stares crazily at them. They all then turn around and see his face.
"Uuuh...Sora?" Yuffie is concerned.
Sora then rips off his shirt.
"I'M SO HORNY!" He yells at the top of his lungs...
All of them back away, except for Riku who is bending over on the ground seeing what dirt would taste like.
Sora eyes move towards Riku. Riku has no idea whats going on. He stands up and goes to walk towards the light colored dirt to see if it would taste different. Sora does a battle cry and jumps on Riku's back.
"I'M SO HORNY!" He repeats himself.
Riku only screams and runs around in circles with Sora still on his back.
"OMG!" Aeris shouts.
"Sora forgot about his weekly masterbation on our adventures!"
"No wonder he's acting like this!"
Riku then flings Sora into a tree, the tree falls over, and squirrels fall out of the tree. Riku sees the squirrels and his eyes grow wide. He stuffs them one by one in his pants smiling childishly. Sora is laying on the ground half dead. Then walking by them is a doe and her baby deer.
"Aaaaaaaaaaw." They all say forgetting about Sora and Riku.
"It looks like Bambi!" Yuffie shouts cheerfully.
Then Bambi and his mother ran out into a feild.
"...Wait...Remember what happened in Bambi?" Cloud asks.
They then hear gun shots and they freeze.
From a distance they could see two rednecks, eaching holding a beer putting Bambi's mother on top of their truck.
"We got em PA!" The shortest one says, while sipping a beer. He looked five years old.
"GASP! Where's Bambi?" Leon asks, looking around.
They then see Bambi giving the two rednecks money.
What they don't show you in Bambi...If you are offended by this somehow, complain to AndromedaGalaxy, her phone number is-
JAM! STOP! DON'T TELL!
Fine! Just don't sew me for the Bambi thing...No matter how many times you watch the movie, Bambi's mother dies anyway...She had it coming.
Yuffie starts to cry.
"HOW COULD BAMBI DO THAT!"
Bambi then starts to frolick around happily, blowing magic bubbles out his butt.
Riku comes back from putting squirrels in his pants, he sees the bubbles and his eyes grow wide. He then starts to run around, popping bubbles.
"NO RIKU! THOSE ARE DIRTY BUBBLES!" Shouts Aeris, chasing him with the leash.
Materia then starts to shoot out Bambi's butt like a machine gun.
"GET DOWN!" Cloud shouts as they all duck...AFLACK!
Bambi's eyes glow red and his best friend, the little rabbit, Humper, hops out of the bushes and tries to hump them all. Cloud trips and his leg his constantly humped by Humper.
"BUNNIES!" Leon screams with his mouth foaming uncontrollably.
He begins to kick Humper across the field.
Bambi continues to blow bubbles out his butt, jumping around.
Sora sees Humper...O.O. He lays on the ground and waits.
The men in black's car then come swirving into the field, while hitting, Humper, then Leon, then Bambi.
Sora sees Humper dead.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screams at the sky.
He then looks at his key blade with his eyes wide.
"It's the only way to cure my sickness."
CENSORED, CENSORED, CENSORED, CENSORED
DISTURBING, DISTURBING, DISTURBING, DISTURBING
Leon twitches as he is on the ground. Bambi and Humper are dead.
The men in black come out and are then attacked by the two rednecks. Beers are being thrown and special gadgets.
Yuffie then runs away into the forest and sees a skunk.
"My name is Flower." It says innocently.
"...Are you retarded?" She then turns around and runs away.
I ask you something...Who names a boy skunk "Flower?"
Since the men in black and the red necks are busy fighting, they all sneak off. Soon they are back on the footprints once again.
"Hey...We forgot Sora." Cloud mentions.
They hear moaning coming from afar.
"Let go without him, come on." Aeris says talking real fast and scared trying to push the others to go on.
(back to talking with Sora)
Me: Hi! Hope you liked it! I would also like to announce their will be a special guest for the next chapter!
AndromedaGalaxy: Is it the hooden figure person?
Me:...Maybe...I CAN'T RESIST OREOS! (breaks down)
Riku: (plays with kitty ears) Hey, these aren't so bad...OMG! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!
Sora:...Oooh...FOOD.
Chris: (in Sora's stomach) THERE ARE SCARY THINGS IN HERE! AH! THEIR TOUCHING ME!
Sora: Sorry, thats my tape worm.
AndromedaGalaxy: O.O...(tries to shake Sora) GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
Me:...I feel nautious.
