Yay! I'm so happy you guys are still reading this! Made my day ^_^ Ok, ON WITH THE ELIMINATION CEREMONY!

Chris stood in front of the Killer Apes, marshmallows in his hand and a grin on his face.

"Killer Apes! What happened out there? They killed you!"

"Obviously not if we're still breathing." Jada grumbled.

"Figure of speech Ms. I-Take-Everything-Seriously."

"Get on with it Mr. You're-Really-Pissing-Me-Off." he was unaffected by her comment.

"Alright, as you already know, you all vote for the person you wanna see get the boot! That person will have to walk the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and sail away from Camp Wawanakwa, never to be seen again." they rolled their eyes and stood, walking towards the confessionals.

(Darn, voting time again?)

Confessionals:

Jada: Well, I sure as hell am not gonna vote out Trixie. So...Ren. He was out of it today, and we can't have any weak players on our team.

Orion: We've all gotten pretty close, and it's going to be hard to vote out anyone at this point. I really don't want to, but it's a game, and I have to. Jada, Trixie, Ren, Rain... That's it, I have to go performance based. I'm sorry, but my vote goes to Ren.

Rain: Ren. I'm sick of his attitude. And that performance? Is he serious? Sorry dude, but it's about time you left.

Beatrice: I'm sorry...but I have to pick Ren. I don't want to...but I have to.

Ren: Trixie I guess...she blew our chance of winning. *sigh* I have a bad feeling about this...

"Oh ho ho...lookie here..." Chris chuckled as he sorted through the votes.

"Alrighty...Jada, Orion, and muh man Rain!" they all chew happily on their marshmallows. "Beatrice...Ren. You're in the hot seat guys. Ren, you were the first one out. Thought you were better than that man. And Trixie, come on! I thought dodge ball was your game?" she shrugged.

"You can't beat a ninja I guess. It's a fact of life Luther."

"My name is CHRIS."

"I know."

"Can we just find out the results?" Ren snapped impatiently. Chris grinned.

"But of course Ren..." there was a long silence. Ren was tossing a stone in to the air, and Trixie was biting her lip nervously. "And the sorry sucker is...Ren!" Ren immediately stopped tossing the stone. It was now clutched tightly in his hand.

"Are you...ARE YOU SERIOUS?" he roared, chucking the stone at Chris' head. He ducked.

"Hey! Uncalled for!" he shouted.

"Why the hell would you vote me off?" Ren shouted angrily, whirling around to look at his ex-teammates.

"Who the hell do you think you're giving an attitude to?" Jada demanded, standing. "This whole thing is a game! Don't come crying to us just because you're not the winner! Just get over it!" Ren opened his mouth to say something, but closed it.

Confessional:

Rain: She toooold him.

Chris tapped on his shoulder, and Ren gave him a menacing glare.

"Hello? Got a show to rap up here people. Move it or lose it." he grinned. "Oh wait, you already did." Ren narrowed his eyes and made to punch him, but Chef came and pulled him down the dock of shame. Ren had his arms crossed and an aggravated look on his face. Chris faced the camera.

"Well, that was...a bit scary. I almost feared for my perfect nose job!"

"And his cheek, chin, and mouth jobs." Orion said with a grin. Chris glared at him.

"Anyway...hope you enjoyed this awesome episode! Tune in next time for a brand new episode of Total. Drama-"

"Return to Wawanakwa!" the KA's cheered. The camera turned off.

"Nighty night, kiddies! Be prepared for tomorrows extra special challenge!" Chris walked off.

*Screaming Emu's Boy Cabin*

"So...what now then?" John asked. Jeremiah shrugged.

"Hey Johnny, think fast."

"Huh...hey!" John ducked just in time as Troy chucked a ninja star at his head. A real one. "You tryna kill me? ? ?" he demanded. Troy grinned.

"Nah. If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead." Jeremiah laughed.

"You two are too much." someone knocked on the door. John opened it to reveal Trixie.

"Hello Ape."

"Oh it's her!" Troy said with a grin. "Who's a beast at dodge ball now?" Trixie frowned.

"Hey, how about you tone that ego down a bit?" he grinned wider.

"I don't think so."

"As I was saying...Ren's out."

"It's about time." John said. "I never really liked his attitude." she shrugged.

"Whatever. I'll be going." she turned around and screamed. Eyrik stood in front of her. He raised an eyebrow, slightly amused. "DAMMIT EYRIK! YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" she shouted. The other boys laughed at her as she walked away. She sighed. "Boys will be boys..."

*Screaming Emu's, Girls Cabin*

Brooke had her nose in yet another book. Someone knocked on the door.

"Enter!" she called out. Orion walked in and sat next to her. She smiled at him and ruffled his white hair. "Hey Ori! What brings you here?"

"2 reasons: a) because I wanted to visit you, and b) I had to tell you that our Sunshine, Ren, got the boot." she set her book aside.

"Really? I always thought he would win! He was so tough!" he shrugged.

"He wasn't all there this challenge, so we had no choice but to kick him out. My team can't afford another loss." she smiled.

"Well I'm sure you'll do better next time." he smiled.

"Thanks Brooke."

Aaaaand...end. Not the best elimination, I know, I'm just trying to get this story going! And guess whaaat! ! !

Kunnaki and Kat and Nini got my Emperors New Groove Reference! I saw that movie the other day and I just had to add it. XD Soooo...both Eyrik and Brooke will get an advantage next chap! ^_^ And don't you tell me that's no fair! It's my story...so there. That's all the logic and reason I need. SO STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICEBOX AND SUCK IT! Hahaha just kiddinngggg! ! ! Catch ya next chappie!