AN- I would like to wish a very happy birthday to my friend DoctorWhovian18. Have a great day!

From TapTapAragorn, this one is John to Sherlock during and after the first few scenes of S3E1. I have to say, I really like how the chorus of this one turned out. I find it very satisfying.

You should be proud of me. I held off on making a "Marry Mary" joke the entire song. The temptation was unbelievable, trust me.

*Disclaimer: I do not own Rude by MAGIC! or Sherlock.*

That night at dinner, planned to propose
I put on my best suit
Ordered some wine, but looked up and froze
Can't believe it's you
She saw you too with shock on her face
You said just one question
No, I will not help you with this one case, yeah

You picked such an awful day to come back to life
My God, my God, why did I not know
You think you can just come back here after I watched you die
Tough luck, my friend, oh can you just please go?

Why you gotta be so rude?
Can't believe you're human too
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
Yeah, though you are here to play
Marry that girl
And we'll have a family
Why you gotta be so
Rude

Why did you not tell me you were fine
Can't live without you
Could you not give me some peace of mind
No, you left me to stew
Why did you run away
I would have gone with you there, I know
I know you're like air to me
I will go anywhere you go

You picked such an awful day to come back to life
My God, my God, why did I not know
You think you can just come back here after I watched you die
Tough luck, my friend, oh can you just please go?

Why you gotta be so rude?
Can't believe you're human too
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
Though you are here to play
Marry that girl
And we'll have a family
Why you gotta be so
Rude
Rude

You picked such an awful day to come back to life
My God, my God, why did I not know
You think you can just come back here after I watched you die
Tough luck, my friend, can you just go?

Why you gotta be so rude?
Can't believe you're human too
Why you gotta be so rude?
I'm gonna marry her anyway

Marry that girl
Marry her anyway
Marry that girl
Though you are here to play
Marry that girl
And we'll have a family
Why you gotta be so
Rude
Why you gotta be so
Rude
Why you gotta be so rude?

AN- What do you think? Do you have a song you want me to rewrite? Let me know! I love all your reviews.

-Wiznerd