Crazy trouble with love part 5
Jaune and Ruby
Series: RWBY
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"Ruby, please go on a date with me." Spoke Jaune while putting his hands together and gulped nervously.
The room went quiet as Ruby went wide eyed, Blake dropped her book onto the floor, Weiss doing a double take, and Yang….well was speechless and dumbfounded.
"W-What was that?"
"Um...to go on a date with me?" Jaune said with a blush.
Ruby blushed while feeling a mix of emotions building up inside her. "W...Why...um...oh god…"
"Why are you asking that?!" Yang growled while shaking her head.
Jaune gulped. "B-Because….IlikeRubyRose!"
"Oh really?"
He nodded.
"Why?" Yang growled while cracking her knuckles.
"Because she's so cute, has a great personality and…." he blushed. "She's my….best friend….I mean she's just….perfect."
Ruby blushed hearing all that while Blake and Weiss did admit that took a lot of guts to say.
"So….please let me date your sister." Jaune said while bowing to her. "I beg you!"
"Oh really?" she put her hands on her hips. "No."
"B-But why?"
"Because my little sister isn't ready to date."
He looked down and curled up into a ball as Ruby glared at her sister.
"Yang! Stop babying me!"
"Why?" Jaune said while very depressed. "I confessed but….why?"
"Because she has never dated anyone and I'm not taking a chance." Yang said sternly before seeing Ruby grabbing her by the hair.
"Yang, I'm not a child anymore. Just let Jaune date me, it's not like he's going to do ANYTHING to me. Plus if that happens I'll cut his balls off."
He paled while Blake and Weiss looked at him with sympathy and pity.
"Ow ow ow ow! Not the hair!" Yang yelled before seeing her sister's eyes, which looked very serious and pissed off.
"Got it Yang Xiao Long?" She said with a edge that could have cut a Grimm in half.
She frowned and sighed. "Fine."
She smiled at that before hugging Jaune. "Oh isn't that great?"
Jaune felt his heart skip a beat while feeling very happy.
"So where's that date?"
"The Vale Cookie Museum."
"YEEEES!" She cried out with glee. "OH JAUNE YOU'RE THE BEST!"
He smiled at that before seeing Yang's 'Hurt her and I'll crush you like an ant' glare and gulped. 'I need to keep Ruby safe.'
(A few days later)
-Vale, Vale Cookie Museum-
The two looked at the massive museum and factory complex while Ruby looked as giddy as a schoolgirl.
"This is so cool! I always wanted to come here, but Yang said I'd get too excited."
"She's just worried you'll get into the cookie dough."
Ruby pouted at that.
"I was kidding."
"Well I'm a big girl, I can handle my cookie dough."
"Are you sure?" He asked. "I mean you eat a lot of cookies, but you're still skinny and cute as ever."
Ruby blushed at that while lightly punching his arm. "Stop it you're embarrassing me."
"Sorry." He chuckled while they entered into the museum and noticed a very large chocolate chip cookie in the center of the room. 'Wow.'
"Welcome to the Vale Cookie Museum, how may I help you?" Asked a administrator near the left side of the main hall.
"Well do you have any pamphlets on the exhibits?"
"Why yes we do." She said pointing to the pamphlets next to her. "They're free once you get a membership."
"And how much are they?"
"About 27.99 lien per month, plus tax."
'Woah that's a lot.'
"Don't worry Jaune." Ruby smiled while taking out a lien card with Yang's name on it. "My sis let me borrow this for today." 'Not.'
Jaune blinked as Ruby gave the woman the card.
"Ok, you're new members meaning everything is 85% off. Also you'll have access to the factory tour."
"There's a tour?"
"Yes, and the next one will be at around seven pm."
"Ooh! We gotta do that Jaune."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah! I mean it's free cookies!"
"Actually, you have to pay for them. Museum policies."
"AW!"
"But you can get a cookie from the factory if you 'try and steal them'." She joked as Ruby started to hatch a devious plan. "Now I'm going to stamp you and give you your cards, but I need your names first so I can enter them into the database."
"Jaune Arc, and this is Ruby Rose."
She nodded before giving them two cards and stamped their hands. "Enjoy the museum, oh and it will be closing at eleven so don't get lost."
"We won't, let's go Ruby."
"Ok." She smiled before grabbing his hand and ran towards a cookie sculpture of a knight. "Ooh! It looks almost like you, if you were made of cookies, and covered in armor."
"Oh come on, I look cooler than that, right?"
She looked at him before sticking her tongue out. "Maybe."
"Hey!" He frowned before noticing a girl made of cookies and smirked. "Hey Ruby, I think that girl is eyeing me."
She turned and growled before taking note that it was just a statue. "Jaune!"
"Got you." He chuckled.
She growled before jumping up and bit his head hard.
"YEOW!"
(Later)
"Meany." Ruby pouted while walking down the hall of Atlas cookies. "Tricking me like that."
"You're the one biting my head when I was getting back at you. That's like if I bit you because you didn't compliment me."
Ruby sighed before seeing a cookie that looked like a princess. "Then tell me, who's prettier? The cookie or me?"
"You." he raised an eyebrow. "Isn't that obvious?"
"Just testing you of course." She smiled before walking towards a dinosaur Grimm made of Oreos. "Oooh! Take a picture!"
"Take a pose next to it." he replied taking out his Scroll.
She did while grinning and putting two peace signs up.
"Say cheese."
"Cheese cookies!"
FLASH!
"Nice, wonder what else they got."
"Maybe a life sized version of Pyrrha? I mean she counts as modern art if someone made something like that."
"Considering she's a celebrity there's really not much stuff with her face on it, ever noticed that?"
"A little, but I was more interested in Pumpkin Pete products." She admitted. "Like your hoodie."
"Really?"
"Yep, I'm even wearing their socks right now."
"Well I have heard they are extra soft in winter, but are a pain when it gets hot."
"Agreed." She groaned before seeing a giant statue made out of raisin cookies, one looking kind of like Roman Torchwick. "Not him again."
"Huh? You know him?"
"Yeah, he was a crook I met right before I went to Beacon." She frowned. "I almost had him too, ugh and he called me Red. That's not even original."
"Well it could be worse, you could have died." He said seriously.
"Trust me Jaune, I'm a lot tougher than I look, a crook isn't gonna be enough."
Jaune chuckled at that before giving her a rub on the head. "I know that, why did you think I started to see you as more than a…." he blushed. "Um nothing."
"What?"
"..."
"Jaune, do you want me to bite your head again?"
He sighed. "More than just a friend."
She blushed a little at that.
"Attention, the tour will begin in twenty minutes. I repeat, the tour will begin in twenty minutes." Spoke a voice on the loudspeaker.
"Guess that's our cue to meet up with them before we get left behind."
"Sure." Ruby shook her head before they walked towards the factory door.
(Inside)
Both looked around and were surprised that they and three others, a blond, a black haired and a white haired girl with a trench coat and hat on, were the only occupants here for the tour.
"Welcome, and let me be just say that as part of the tour it's best not to break away or you could get lost." Spoke a robotic automaton that looked like a theme park attraction.
"That's really old school."
"Yeah it's about uncle Qrow's time, maybe even older." Ruby said while feeling a little nervous of the trench coat wearing girls.
"Please follow me and don't dilly dally." It said while turning around. "The Vale Cookie Museum and Factory was made in March of 20XX AG by founder C.S. Chip."
(Sometime later)
"And this is where the cookie dough is created." it pointed at a large container with several whisks moving around inside it.
"Oooh!" Ruby said with a drool as she looked at it.
"Ruby, don't."
"But Jaune!"
"No buts, don't even try to get into them."
"I was just gonna take a little taste."
"Ruby."
She sighed as the tour continued, only for her to try and jump into one.
YOINK!
"Gah!"
"Ruby." Jaune sighed while pulling her away by the cloak.
"Fine." She grumbled before they made it to a large oven.
"And this is the 20XX steam powered oven. It produces a million cookies every hour and can succeed over 104 degrees fahrenheit." The automaton said while pointing to the oven which was spewing super hot steam in every direction.
"A million cookies…." Ruby said while amazed something like this existed.
"Ruby, if you're hungry for this I'll buy you anything at the gift shop." Jaune said noticing her hungry face.
"But Jaune, the cookies are literally being made in front of us."
"And it's over 104 degrees." He frowned. "If you tried I would have stopped you before you got third degree burns,."
"But-"
"Ruby, I'm not going to let you get hurt. That's my department to get hurt for you."
She sighed. "Alright, I'll wait." 'That was kind of sweet of him.'
"Come alone you lot, we have one more important part of the factory that you all will enjoy." The robot said before moving away.
They followed and saw a conveyor belt with cookies being taken out.
"This conveyor belt is the most important as this particular one can be instantly filled with any sort of cream filling you can desire. It's a new addition to the Vale Cookie Museum and Factory given to us by the Atlas Military for experimental purposes for the field."
'A military is experimenting with cookies?' Jaune thought confused as he saw Ruby jumping towards it. "RUBY NO!"
"Cookies!" She cried out before starting to eat one, only to see that she was about to get squashed by a cookie cutter, and she was stuck by the gooey dough she was on.
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed before noticing that Jaune pushed her out of the way.
SMASH!
And narrowly got cut and squashed by the machine.
"Ah...ah…"
"Ruby, you crazy idiot! You almost killed yourself!" snapped Jaune.
Ruby panted before hugging him tight. "T-Thank you Jaune!"
"Ruby, don't scare me like that." He groaned while hugging her back. "I almost had a heart attack from you."
"I'm sorry."
"I know." He said while catching his breath. "But you must realize if you do that your sister will kill me."
"I guess I got too excited." She blushed with embarrassment.
"I know, but I was going to buy you some." He sighed. "But at least you're ok Ruby."
She smiled as the trench coat girl looked on with a slight glare.
(Much later)
"That will be 50 lien." Spoke the cashier while wrapping a box of chocolate cookies and putting it into a bag.
Jaune paid the amount and handed the box to a drooling Ruby. "Remember, save some for me."
"Ok." She said before taking it as they left the museum. 'This was….so perfect.'
'At least Ruby's happy.' Jaune thought before noticing the trench coat figures walking up behind them. 'Oh no, this can't end well.'
They trailed them back to Beacon while Jaune tried to ignore them.
"So Jaune." Ruby said with a smile. "You really meant all that stuff?"
"Huh? Oh yes, every word of it." he nodded. 'If those guys want a fight this date just got ruined.'
"Well I just want to say…." she blushed before stopping and turned to Jaune before trying to kiss him, which was hard due to the height difference. 'God damn it!'
"RUBY!" Yelled the blond while casting away the clothes to reveal a very pissed off Yang.
"Yang?!"
"Don't you dare kiss him!" She growled as the other two took off their clothes to reveal Blake and Weiss.
"Why not? He's been a great date and even saved me!"
"I don't care, you are not to kiss this boy!"
"You're not my mom!"
"No but I'm keeping an eye on you to make sure you're safe!"
Ruby frowned at that as Jaune stepped in.
"Um Yang, if you were trailing us, then um you must know I did save your sister and wasn't a jerk to her."
"Then why did you trick my sister into looking at a statue?"
"It was good humor and I already got a biting from Ruby."
"Biting?" spoke Weiss confused.
"She bit my head." Jaune said while Ruby hugged a little.
"Ow." Blake simply said while surprised that she would do that, given her height and nature.
"Look, I want you to NEVER date my sister! And I mean ev-"
"YANG!" Ruby interrupted with a loud yell. "I can date anyone I want and I want to date Jaune so DROP IT AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
All of them went wide eyed at the outburst while Ruby had a cold expression.
"You got it?" She asked while cracking her neck so hard you could hear it for miles.
"Ruby, I said-
"Yang, the day you kick my ass is the day I listen, but right now, I'm on a date, and last I checked, YOU'RE the one showing your girls off to everyone and go to bars, so you're not one to talk."
She blushed while feeling very angry yet understanding.
"And I know you're a virgin." She said with a smirk. "So drop it, let me and Jaune finish the date, and also oh I don't know, let me kiss my boyfriend." She then jumped up and kissed Jaune on the lips.
Jaune's face turned red while the other girls dropped their jaws.
Ruby smiled while giving him a hug and the girl's a dark glare before letting go. "So I'll see you tomorrow in class Jaune?"
"Big time." Jaune said with a smile before getting kissed on the chin as Ruby and her team left. 'Wow…..just wow.'
"Oh and Yang." Ruby said to her sister. "If you do this stunt again I'll make sure you're six feet under."
"Ruby!"
"Hey, you pushed the issue, and I'm making it clear you went too far."
"But-"
"Just drop it before I have to throw you off a cliff." She sighed as they entered their room and fell asleep in her bed. 'Jaune~'
"So Yang." Blake said to the still shocked blond. "What's going to happen now? Besides having the fact that our team leader is dating."
"I….I'm going to bed, I'm feeling a headache come on."
"What about the parents?" Weiss asked while Yang stopped. "Are you going to tell them about this?"
"...I'll hit that bridge when I get to it." She said while gulping. 'Ruby I love you but dad and uncle Qrow are going to kill you and Jaune once this gets out.'
(Elsewhere)
"Achoo!"
"God bless you."
"Thanks Nora."
