A/N Fucking finals are fucking near. Fuck.
"So it turns out that my parents did in fact come for Thanksgiving, and they said that they would stay until the New Year." Elizabeta said grinning.
"I don't know what is so joyous to this occasion. If your parents are staying for some time, that means no more coming over when I feel like it, no more sleeping over, no more se—"
Quickly Elizabeta slapped a hand over his mouth. "Jesus Roderich, my parents are in the house so that means you can't just say what you want either. These walls become so thin with them around, do you understand?"
Slowly, Roderich nodded.
"Good, now, time to start the segment. Anyways, welcome to the 48th segment of 'Boredom Kills So Send Us Stuff!'"
"As always this webcast is brought to you by yours truly Roderich, and his lovely girlfriend Elizabeta."
"And also as always we have questions from you all. Today's questions come from Lord Anarchy 888, who has come back to us, and they say,
Dear lovely couple,
Well since you dont like clowns i guess you dont like my awesome big bro!...hehehe just kidding! Time for questions and gifts!
Roderich: No, uh, huney... by limp i mean skiny and a bit wobbly... so basically im saying you lack muscle.
Roderich narrowed his eyes. "I don't lack muscule. My muscle is perfectly fine thank you."
"But you do lack muscle Roderich, like, what sport do you play?"
"...Okay, maybe building muscle would be good."
So my gift for you is milk. I hate it but i heard its good for you. *a fresh carton of milk with a green bow on it.
Roderich picked up the carton, rolling his eyes. "Cute." He said flatly.
Elizabeta: Really? that sounds like a good yaoi! Do you like shota or incest yaoi? And your gift is this! *35 yaoi and yaoi doujinshis*
Picking the doujinshis off the floor, she grinned. "I'm more of a shota kind a person, thanks for asking, and fuck yeah I know what I'll be doing tonight."
I hope you guys stay healthy and kick ass!
With Faygo and Smiles,
Anarchy Makara
P.S.: I know i said to be healthy Roddy..but... *slips him a box of cake* i have way too much. shhhhh...
"Boxed cake, can I ask your mother to bake this for me?" Roderich asked picking the box up off the floor.
Elizabeta shrugged. "If you want, I'm sure she'll say yes to it. For now, thank you Lord Anarchy888 for sending something in, come back anytime you'd like. As for everyone else, we would still love to hear what you guys have to say. Send us whatever question, request, or problem you have."
"We are very nice people." Roderich said.
"And remember, send in ALL the stuff!" Elizabeta said pumping her fist in the air.
"Until next episode everyone." Roderich said with a small smile.
A/N Remember you guys, you can send in whatever you like, as long as it's human au-friendly. PM your request or whatever. People w/o accounts can review theirs: 3 And see that little box down there? It's to leave a review, so do that too^-^
