101 Ways to Kill Scrappy

A fan fiction by Kate-chan 91

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Kate-chan 91's tidbits (A/N): (Doesn't throw any toast as no one has reviewed) It's official: we have finally reached… THE FIFTIETH CHAPTER! Yep, this fanfic is half grown and has become a member of the fictional fifty-plus club, where America (50 states), As the World Turns (50 years (Thanks a lot for forcing me to watch it, Mom! --), and my Dad (the big 5-0!) (Among other things) are also members of. TO ANOTHER FIFTY-ONE CHAPTERS, Y'ALL!

Anyway, since this is a special chapter, I knew I had to do something… well, special. Because of this, I asked my friend Shadedemon, who was also submitted this story's 100th review, about what method she would like Scrappy killed for that once-in-a-lifetime chapter one lunch day. Obviously, this was virtually the same method that she requested (we had to talk about HOW exactly he was going to be killed). (Throws toast to Shadedemon)

Enjoy!

Method Fifty: Fortune Cookie Fortune

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The Scooby-Doo gang and Scrappy were partaking in sweet and sour chicken (among other meals) in a Chinese restaurant. Now this Chinese restaurant was particularly notable since this is where the Scooby-Doo gang executed Scrappy for the fifth or so time, and since they had finally reached the day that they would kill Scrappy with the fiftieth distinct way, they decided this would be where they were going to kill him. Because of this, they had requested that a special fortune cookie would be given to Scrappy.

Why was it special, you ask? Well, I know this sounds ridiculous, but the fortune in that fortune cookie was written with a magic ink that enabled the fortune to come true after the person removed it from its fortune cookie womb. In fact, Scrappy's special fortune consisted of the following:

You will die a most painful death thanks to your friends, family and a random schoolgirl.

Learn Chinese: Ni Hao Hello

Lucky numbers: 5 25 5

Because fortune cookie fortunes rarely came true, Scrappy obviously ignored this message. As soon as he finished reading it, however, the gang went to their gender assigned restrooms, changed into long, black clothing, and charged after him with butcher knives. While they killing him that way, Scrappy kicked Shaggy in the shin. Responding to this, he pulled the little puppy up by the collar and threw him across the dining room, where he landed on a particular family's table…

The family members were initially shocked, but as soon as one particular girl saw the puppy, she was coaxed on by her older sister so that she could get the courage to at least kick him in the doggy equivalent of a shin. After a few quick segments of such coaxing, the elementary schoolgirl, who also happened to be Gaby, yours truly's little sister, did the action of hugging him to the extent that a rib cracked and went into his heart; the Scooby-Doo gang then proceeded to constantly stab him, and Scrappy eventually died from a combination of heart puncturing and blood loss. When (almost) everyone panicked and exited the restaurant as the manager contacted the police, the Scooby-Doo gang did their own form of CPR by resurrecting him via the magical spell in the spell of a particular little book that I believe you know the title to.

End of Chapter Fifty

A/N: How did y'all like the fiftieth killing method? Please do try to review and until the next update, have a great day!

Ja Ne!

Kate-chan 91