I'm Pretty Much Awesome

Draco Malfoy

Okay, Myrtle, why are you so pissed at me? What...my...chest? You're mad at me because I've got nice pecs? Most...no? Then WHAT?! No, I'm NOT blind! WHAT IS IT?! Oh. The badge? That's it? Why would you be mad about that? WHAT?! It is NOT a petty rivalry! What if I just wear the SUPPORT CEDRIC DIGGORY side? Okay, okay! I'm taking it off and I'm flushing it down the toilet! There. Happy? Good.

So. What's up with you? Oh. Nobody's come into your bathroom lately? That sucks...hey, I flushed the badge down the toilet, remember? Okay, good, I was hoping you wouldn't forget something that happened less than five minutes ago...Me? Not much. Just normal school-type stuff. Transfiguration is kinda hard, but Charms is always pretty easy. I like the Summoning Charm. It's pretty cool. I've finally figured out how to get a Caterwauling Charm to play music when a certain person enters the room...too bad I can't use it. What would I do with it? I'd set it to play "Paradise City" whenever somebody enters the Slytherin common room! Wouldn't that be cool?

Yeah...I DO listen to Muggle music more than wizard music. I was wondering when you'd catch on...what? What does it mean? No, I seriously don't know! Tell me! What? Muggles aren't stupid? Wait wait wait...your logic is sort of flawed...I like it, so Muggles aren't stupid? Oh. That makes sense...you're right! Nobody stupid could make something that cool! Just look at Crabbe and Goyle! Yes, they've tried. They tried poetry once...please don't make me relive that. Really. You DON'T want to know.


Subject: Yule Ball

If you're planning on going to the Yule Ball, find your dates soon! Yes, you may come alone if you must, but this is a couples dance.

Posted by: Minerva McGonagall


BoyWhoLived: Oh no...

ISpellPieRight: What?

BoyWhoLived: I HAVE to ask someone to the Yule Ball...

ISpellPieRight: Why?

BoyWhoLived: Because it's traditional for the champions and their partners to open the Ball.

IReadHogwartsAHistory: Haven't you been wanting to ask Cho Chang?

BoyWhoLived: Yeah...

IReadHogwartsAHistory: So? Just ask her!

ISpellPieRight: It's not that easy, Hermione...

BoyWhoLived: Really, it's not...

IReadHogwartsAHistory: Just go up to her and ASK her!

BoyWhoLived: Okay...let me IM her real quick...

IReadHogwartsAHistory: NO! DON'T DO THAT!!!

BoyWhoLived: Why not?

IReadHogwartsAHistory: Asking a girl out online is about the tackiest thing you can possibly do! It's poor taste and kind of rude.

ISpellPieRight: Rude?

BoyWhoLived: How so?

IReadHogwartsAHistory: It shows her that you're too scared of her to ask her in person. It makes her feel like you'd rather not face her--and she'll wonder if it isn't some kind of a prank.

BoyWhoLived: Oh. I'll ask her in person, then...

ISpellPieRight: Thanks for shattering all my hopes and dreams, Hermione.


This Is Me

Cho Chang

Guess who asked me to the Yule Ball.

CEDRIC DIGGORY!!

He just came up to me and asked me to the Ball...it was kind of a surprise but really really sweet at the same time! And of course I said yes...who'd say no?

I'm so excited!


Comments:

You are SO lucky!

Padma Patil

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I know! I can't wait!

Cho Chang

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:D

Cedric Diggory


Uhh...Here's My Blog

Ronald Weasley

I can't believe it.

I'm so stupid.

I asked Fleur to the Ball.

I just walked up and asked her.

She said no, of course...

I'm so stupid.


Comments:

It's not completely your fault...she IS part veela...

Harry Potter


PrettyPansy: YEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

IHeartMyKitty: wat is it? wats so yeeee?

PrettyPansy: DRACO ASKED ME TO THE BALL!!!!!!

IHeartMyKitty: aw, thats great, pansy! congrats!

PrettyPansy: isnt it? i'm so happy...

IHeartMyKitty: youre so lucky...

PrettyPansy: i know...


All right, that was Part One of Blogging About the Ball.

I need your guys' help. See, I don't own any of the Harry Potter books; I've been using Elpsbeth's The Marauders and Lily Read the Harry Potter Books series to keep the timelines and events straight, but she only has up to I think the fifteenth chapter of OOTP. So I need somebody who owns all of the Harry Potter books to send me VERY detailed summaries of certain chapters in OOTP, HBP and DH. Whoever sends me the best will win a fabulous prize package that includes a virtual cookie, my undying gratitude, and some other award, up to and including a cameo appearance in the Hogwarts Blog. Extreme? Maybe. But if you want the Blog to survive up until the seventh book, you'll send me those summaries! PM me if you're interested, and I'll tell you what chapters I need.