Raw: Dec. 20, 2010
"Guys," Eve says as she enters the locker-room. "I still don't know what motive DJ would have to cost Ted and Marissa their match, but I got one on why she would cost Randy his."
"What is it?" I ask.
"Apparently, she and Miz got secretly married almost a year ago."
"What?!" Ryse asks. "Who told you that?"
"JoMo."
"Since it came from Morrison," Chelle says. "I'll believe it."
"Me too." I agree. "And I have a theory on why she cost me and Ted our match too."
"What's that?"
"Who helped Nexus with the kidnapping?"
"Miz and Alex Riley." Eve says.
"Exactly."
"You think they're still in cahoots with each other?" Ryse asks.
"That's exactly what I think."
Chelle smirks at me. "I think Rissa is onto something."
I put on a leather jacket. "Who's interrupting first?"
Ted smiles. "Me and Ryse will."
"I'll go second." Randy says.
"What about me?" I ask.
"Save the best for last, Babe."
"I can go with that."
"Good because you were going to anyways."
"Shut up."
Randy kisses my head. "Make me."
"And you know why DJ and I are married?" Miz asks. "Because we're both AWES-"
I come from money
I come from class
These ladies love me, for all my cash…
Maryse and Ted head to the ring. They both grab microphones.
"I know this is about a year late," Maryse says. "Congratulations Miz and DJ on getting married. I truly mean it. Miz, congratulations on getting yourself a second-rate Diva after I turned you down. And Marissa turned you down. Don't forget about Kelly and-"
"SHUT UP!" Miz says getting in Maryse's face. "I only asked you out because I felt bad for you!"
"You asked her when we were already dating." Ted says.
"Because she could do better than you."
"Yeah." DJ says. "Even if she's the true second-rate Diva here."
"She is." Alex Riley says.
"And so is Marissa. In fact, Marissa is so pathetic that she had to get herself one of the ugliest men on the roster and the worst WWE Champion ever as her fiance. Randy Orton is so-"
I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me…
"I'm so what, DJ?" Randy says as he heads to the ring. "I'd like to know your opinion of me before I beat your husband to a pulp."
"Mike!" DJ says. "Make him leave!"
Does she think Randy's gonna beat her up too?
"Don't worry, Bitch." Randy says with a smirk. "My fiancee is going to be the one kicking your ass."
"She isn't even here. And we know that the two of you are jealous of me and Miz because we're a better couple than you."
Randy laughs. "Actually. Rissa doesn't get jealous of sluts."
"Hey!" Miz shouts. "Marissa is the slut! Not DJ! And you know that!"
"No, she isn't. And I was talking about you being the slut, Miz."
I notice DJ roll out of the ring to get something. Ryse starts watching DJ. I decide to finally head to guerilla.
"You're mad, Orton." Miz says. "You're mad that you and Marissa aren't the It Couple anymore. All you have now is her status as a McMahon and-"
I know I want that girl so bad
I lie awake at night
And think of all the things that I would do
With a girl like that…
I enter the ring. "Why does everyone have to mention that I am a McMahon? It's not anything new anymore. Miz, don't try to use it to your advantage either. It's nothing bad. And, Randy, move."
DJ goes to hit Randy with a steel chair, but he hears me and dodges it. I tackle DJ to the ground. Miz goes to pull me off, but Randy starts attacking him. Alex Riley can't help because he's fighting Ted. I toss DJ from the ring. Ted tosses Alex from the ring. Randy tosses Miz from the ring. The email noise goes off.
"Ladies and gentlemen may I have your attention please?" Michael Cole says. "I have received an email from the anonymous Raw General Manager. And I quote…DJ, Miz, Alex Riley, Ted DiBiase, Randy Orton, and Marissa McMahon, if the six of you want to fight, you'll have a fight. You see tonight's main event will be DJ Hardy, Alex Riley, and the Miz going against Marissa McMahon, Ted DiBiase, and Randy Orton in a Six Person Intergender Tag Team match."
Randy, Ted, and I smile.
"One more thing," Michael says. "Maryse, you're banned from ringside."
I started stretching. "I'm entering the Royal Rumble."
"What?!" Eve, Chelle, and Ryse reply.
"Yeah…I lost my championship and even if I win my rematch, someone needs to dethrone Miz. I'll do it if I have to."
"I'm so for this." Eve says.
"Me too." Ryse agrees.
"Don't get hurt." Chelle says.
"I won't." I tell her.
AWESOME
I came to play!
I came to play
There a price to pay
Time for you to get down on your knees and pray…
"The following Six Person Intergender Tag Team match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first the team of Alex Riley, DJ Hardy, and the WWE Champion, The Miz!"
I come from money
I come from class
These ladies love me, for all my cash…
"And their opponents, first, from Madison, Mississippi, Ted DiBiase!"
I hear voices in my head
They council me
They understand
They talk to me…
"And his partners, Marissa and Randy Orton!"
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Alex steps in for the opposing team. Ted steps in for ours. They lock up. Ted brings Alex down to the ground with a Sleeper Hold. Alex escapes. Alex hits Ted with a Clothesline and starts kicking him in the ribs.
I cringe. "That's painful."
Randy sighs. "Yeah."
Ted manages to escape from Alex and starts punching him. Alex punches back. Ted hits him with a Dropkick. Alex rolls to his corner and tags in Miz.
Miz immediately plants Ted with the Skull-Crushing Finale and pins him.
1…2…kickout!
Miz tries to stop Ted from heading to our corner, but Ted kicks him and tags in Randy.
Randy immediately Clotheslines Miz. I cheer before checking up on Ted. Randy then hits Miz with a Scoop Slam. He pins Miz.
1…2…kickout!
Miz goes for a Skull-Crushing Finale, but Randy escapes. Miz runs and makes it to the other side of the apron, but Randy hits his Draping DDT on Miz. Randy pins Miz.
1…2…kickout!
Randy hits Miz with the RKO. Alex goes to interfere. Randy gets him too. DJ goes to interfere. I run in and RKO her. Miz hits Randy with a Skull-Crushing Finale and pins him.
1…2…kickout!
Miz quickly runs to his corner and tags in DJ.
DJ goes to slap Randy, but he grabs her arm. He does the same with her other arm when she tries again. Randy smirks at me. I smirk back. Randy brings DJ to our corner. I tag in.
DJ goes for a Twist of Fate, but I escape. I hit a Belly-to-Belly Suplex on her. I then lock in an Armbar. DJ escapes from it. I hit her with a Superkick and pin her.
1…2…kickout!
DJ quickly hits me with a Twist of Fate and tags Alex in.
Alex goes pick me up, but I hit him with a RKO and tag in Ted. DJ and Miz start running up the ramp.
Ted hits Alex with Dream Street and tags in Randy. Randy Punts Alex and tags me in. I hit Alex with a Moonsault and pin him.
1…2…3!
"Here are your winners, Ted DiBiase, Randy Orton, and Marissa!"
Ted and Randy raise my arms in celebration as I stare at DJ and Miz on the stage. Randy then pulls me into a kiss.
