He laid on his bed, staring at the water stained ceiling and taking in the scent of his Dad's pizza. Christmas was tomorrow, and he wasn't very excited to be awkwardly stared at by everyone because he was unwrapping things they bought him.
Slashing through his thoughts was the sound of Pesterchum.

-twinArmageddons [TA] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 12:34 -

TA: hey, KK
CG: WHAT?
TA: ii wa2 wonderiing iif you wanted two come over for my Chrii2tma2 party today
CG: GEE THANKS FOR THE EARLY WARNING.
TA: hey, you 2hould be thankful ii am even iinviiting you. ii wa2n't goiing two at fiir2t because iive 2een the way you biitch and whiine all the tiime and ii diidn't want two put up wiith iit.
CG: YOU MEAN YOU HAD THIS ALL PLANNED OUT?! WHO ALL IS EVEN COMING?
TA: uh oh, waiit, they're telliing me two tell you not two inviite KK.
TA: waiit
TA: the other KK.
TA: the mouthy one no one liike2.
CG: OH, KANKRI? COUNT ME IN.
TA: anyway, do u2 all a favor and dont be an a22hole the entiire tiime you're here. al2o, Kanaya made everyone 2weaters 2o you have to wear iit.
CG: CHRISTMAS SWEATERS ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO HAVE NEXT, PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY? BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, I WILL BE THE ONE WHO PINS THAT TAIL LIKE A FUCKING GOD. YOU'LL BE GLAD YOU INVITED ME TO YOUR LAME PARTY.
CG: NOW I KNOW WHAT ALL THOSE SHITTY REFERENCES WERE.
TA: um okay?
TA: anyway, ju2t come two my hou2e. ii'll attach a fiile wiith my adre22 and the tiime.
- twinArmageddons [TA] sent an attachment to carcinoGeneticist [CG] -
TA: ii have two get ready iif you have any que2tiion2 ju2t me22age me.
CG: LATER LOSER.

- twinArmageddons [TA] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 12:39 -