One Shocking Surprise: Konoha Girls Edition

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: this one has Hinata, Tenten, Sakura and Ino in it. My biggest one of these so far in this series. This is also my fiftieth OSS since I started this. I am so happy that I've made it this far and hope to continue on. Enjoy!


Jiraiya was grumbling as he had waited for his student, Naruto, for almost three hours. He then decided to go find him since he wasn't going have the little brat pull a Kakashi on him. Nope no way. He was also going to pay the masked jounin a visit later for teaching his student some bad habits. In his mind he plotted to threaten the masked jounin with a ban on reading his book series. Yeah, that would work well. But that would have to wait. He had a blond to chew out. He got to Naruto's apartment and knocked on the door. There was no answer.

"Yo brat, wake up" the toad sage said as he knocked on the door again this time harder.

Still no answer.

"Brat if you don't open up then I'll break this door down" Jiraiya demanded as he knocked even harder.

Still no answer.

Jiraiya kept banging on the door til it opened. He was about to lay into his student when he saw in front of him wasn't his student. No, it was a girl with short dark blue hair that was a mess and pupil-less eyes. She was rubbing those eyes too. Jiraiya then noticed that the girl was wearing a black shirt with an orange swirl on it and dark blue panties. Her very nicely sized chest made the shirt ride up enough to see her very firm and toned stomach. He began to giggle in perverted fashion on instinct.

My student is now a man. He has bagged a lady, and a lovely one at that with that kind of figure. She seems to be a Hyuga too, nice the perverted sage thought.

"Who are you and what do you want?" the girl asked tiredly.

Jiraiya unable to help himself whenever someone would ask for his name. He just had to do his kabuki dance.

"I am the great toad sage from Mount Myoboku. I am the man that makes women across the five elemental nations swoon, I make men tremble in fear when they hear just my name, my enemies flee upon seeing me. I am the great JIRAIYA!" he said as he summoned a toad and posed on said toad.

The girl blinked unsure what to really think about what she really just saw. She knew she must've ate something bad last night or something.

"What's with all the commotion?"

Soon another figure appeared and Jiraiya's eyes locked on her.

She had long blond hair that was in quite a mess and blue eyes. She was just attired in dark purple bra and panties with a floral lace pattern. It showed off her very firm, toned and supple body that was from years of hard training. Jiraiya immediately took out his notepad and began making notes. This would work so well in his next book. The brat was a freaking gold mine.

"Oh, hello Ino" the dark blue haired girl said.

"Morning Hinata" Ino said.

Ino Yamanaka, the Yamanaka heiress Ino, as well as the Hyuga heiress too. That damn brat doesn't just score, he scores big Jiraiya thought as he giggled pervertedly as he jotted down more notes.

"Who's the hermit?" Ino asked seeing Jiraiya for the first time.

Jiraiya was in a squatting position as his pen danced across his notepad taking down notes.

"I think he's Jiraiya the toad sage, but I am not sure since he did this weird dance" Hinata said.

"Huh?" Ino asked.

"Did someone say Jiraiya?"

Soon a third figure appeared and Jiraiya looked up, his eyes widen and as did his perverted grin.

Three girls, three of them. The brat is very good, but she looks very familiar the toad sage thought.

The third girl had short pink hair, who liked the other two had their hair in a mess and tired green eyes. She had on a black lace bra and a pair of boxers with toads on them that Jiraiya had given Naruto as a present. Again her attire showed off her nice body that was from years of training.

"Yes Sakura, I did say Jiraiya" Hinata said with a nod.

That's Sakura, damn she grew into her looks. The brat is freaking lucky. Oh, I have so much research right here Jiraiya giggled.

Sakura looked at Jiraiya as he wrote in his notepad only looking up to get the three girls' figures and features right.

"Um, what is he doing?" Ino asked.

"I haven't a clue" Hinata said.

Sakura was about to answer when a new voice cut her off.

"Hey guys, where are you Naruto's been asking for you all, and you know I can't take care of him myself?"

Soon a fourth girl showed and Jiraiya was just inches away from getting on his knees and bowing down thanking god for the gift he has received. The brat was truly a gold mine.

"Sorry Tenten, but we're sidetracked, by um, Jiraiya here" Hinata said.

"Yeah, we're not sure why he's here either" Ino said frowning.

"I think I might know" Sakura said as she glared at the pervert hermit.

Jiraiya stared at the fourth girl, which was hard since the three already were jamming the doorway and a fourth was making it hard for him to get all their descriptions in and get them right. But the fourth girl was a long haired brunette with brown eyes. She was wearing a grey shirt and a pair of panties that had kunai and shuriken on them. The grey shirt was small on her and revealed her very toned tummy.

Oh, oh, oh, oh my student has become the master. I am so proud of the brat Jiraiya thought as tears ran down his face as he kept writing.

"Himes, where are you, the bed's getting quite cold and lonely?"

Soon Naruto appeared. He had a sheet wrapped around his waist just showing off his abs and chest. He looked at all the girls and gave them all deep kisses that left each girl breathless.

"So that's where my boxers went" he commented as he looked at Sakura.

Sakura blushed a bright pink as she played with the waistband of the undergarments she was wearing.

"I couldn't find my panties" she said in a meek tone.

Naruto then turned to see Jiraiya.

"Pervy sage, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked.

Jiraiya fell to his knees and began bowing to Naruto and the Konoha girls.

"Um, pervy sage?" Naruto asked.

"Oh forgive me oh mighty master, you have surpassed me in so many ways. You've bagged four hot ladies at once. I am unworthy to be in your presence" Jiraiya said as he kept up his bowing as tears streamed out of his eyes in joy and happiness that his student has followed him in taking the pleasures of women.

"Pervy sage, did someone spike your tea this morning or something because you're not making any sense?" Naruto asked perplexed.

Jiraiya's attitude then turned on a dime. He became serious, well, pervert serious. He got up from his kneeling position and looked Naruto right in the eye.

"Okay brat, tell me everything. Spill. How did this all happened? Who did you do first? Which one was the screamer? Are the shy ones really the wildest in bed? Are blondes the best to be with? Does pink hair have anything with performance? Do girls who like to use weapons extra kinky in bed?" the toad sage asked in quick succession.

Naruto blinked then got angry.

"Like hell I'd tell you. You'd just put in it into your smutty books!" he shouted.

The girls were blushing a bit.

Hinata was poking her index fingers together, but her embarrassment was soon turning to anger since these questions were quite personal. Ino looked mad, Sakura was cracking her knuckles and Tenten, well, somehow she pulled out several kunai and shuriken. Don't ask how she got them.

"Come on brat, inquisitive minds need to know. I can make you famous. I can make your girls famous. For the sake of research please tell me! This is pure gold, it can be the next bestseller" Jiraiya begged.

Before Naruto could respond he felt four powerful KIs that were steadily raising in ire. He smirked a foxy smirk.

"You know pervy sage, everyone should know" he said.

"Great, glad you see it my way brat. Now who was the screamer?" Jiraiya asked as he held up his notepad ready to take notes.

"I think they can answer your questions better. Right ladies" Naruto said turning to them.

Before Jiraiya were four figures covered with menacing auras. They were glaring down at the toad sage. Their KI now bearing down on the hermit. Jiraiya then tried his best non-perverted suave grin.

"Ladies" he said.

The blows came quick, fierce and oh so painful. Naruto had moved to the side to be out of the way, but made sure he could watch the beating. Jiraiya screamed in almighty pain as he was being beaten to hell and back.

Serves you right pervy sage he thought.

Jyuuken strikes all over his body with the main focus on the groin, kunai and shuriken shoved up where the sun don't shine, punches and kicks all over his body with the main focus on his face and groin. Jiraiya was in utter hell of pain with the four girls pummeling him with their special skills. Jiraiya was now a total mess breathing irregularly as it looked like Sakura had bent Jiraiya in positions no human should ever be in.

But Jiraiya's pain wasn't over. The four girls looked at each other and then nodded. They all charged in and in unison all four released chakra powered uppercuts. Little did Jiraiya know was Tsunade not only took Sakura under her wing, but the other three girls of the Konoha 11.

Jiraiya went flying long and far. Farther than any other time Tsunade had sent him flying.

In the Hokage's office Tsunade saw the soaring object.

"Huh, looks like someone broke my record" she commented before going back to her tea.

Back at Naruto's apartment the girls all felt good releasing their anger.

"Oh girls, you need some more anger release?" Naruto asked with a foxy grin.

The girls grinned and nodded.

The door closed and soon loud sounds were coming from Naruto's apartment.

Jiraiya landed somewhere in Lightning country in a huge crater. He wasn't found til many days later due to the remoteness of the place.

End


A/N: and this was my 50th OSS. I hoped you liked it. I really wracked my brain trying to write this one and make it good. Thanks for reading and please review.