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De-Ji and Suta: thanks so much for all of the reviews, and sorry it's been so long!! we'll try and do better! It's gotten kinda hard because of school.


Cattsuki: DOOM DOOM DOOM BLACK AND GLOOM! BWAHAHAHAHA! TIS CATTSUKI!

Sanji: NOOO!

Everyone-Sanji: YAY!!

zoro: (sneaks up behind and paints face red, then shoves strawberry costume

on zoro)

Zoro: nani?!

giant rabbit that loves strawberries and thinks zoro is a strawberry: look!

strawberry! (watches rabbit try to eat zoro)

Zoro: nani?! (starts to draw swords)

De-Ji: DON'T KILL THE BUNNY!!!

Zoro: grrr (starts running)

Luffy and Suta: (sees Zoro turn the corner with his strawberry suit) Look!! A GIANT STRAWBERRY!! GET IT!!

Zoro: RRRR!!!! BAKAS!!!(runs past the drooling Luffy and Suta)

Luffy and Suta: (throws arms in the air from surprise) IT TALKS!!

De-ji: THATS whats funny! sorry... inside strawberry/rabbit joke...

De-Ji: I don't get it…

Zoro: well Luffy and Suta don't get anything…

Luffy and Suta: na?

Zoro: how's it feel to nearly be eaten by a rabbit? Oh! And the kitty is

back...

Zoro: grrr….

Kitty: YUMMY! (tackles zoro and starts chomping on zoro's arm)

Zoro: what kitty?! AHHH GET OFF ME!

me: Huh? Kitty, what are you doing? Zoro isn't food...(is puzzled)

Kitty: Nothing... Zoro just had some steak sauce on his arm!

Me: Oh. Ok. (watches as Kitty licks imaginary steak sauce)

Zoro: …

Kitty: You would taste better with steak sauce... (by the way, the Kitty is a

very bossy girl Kitty)

Zoro: I bet I would, but you're not getting a taste! (pours steak sauce on his back) (runs from the cat but gets clawed in the process) GAH!!

Me: (hears last comment) wha...?

Kitty: Nothing! (continues chomping on Zoro)

Zoro: (menacingly) get off of me…

Sanji: (whispers) Alright... steal all of Zoro's clothes and replace them

with bunny costumes! I wanna see him in a bunny costume! Please? PWETTY PWETTY PWEASE! (brings out black kitty ears, black cat tail, and has watery kitty eyes)

Sanji: OF COURSE, TAKONO-SWAN!! I'LL STEAL ZORO'S CLOTHES AND REPLACE THEM WITH BUNNY COSTUMES!!!

Zoro: (walks by) good luck getting my one set of clothes off my back.

Sanji: WHAT?! YOU ONLY WEAR ONE SET OF CLOTHES?!

Zoro: nope, but I fooled you, and I know your plan so it's useless.

Sanji: (walks away grumbling)

zoro: MAN OVER BOARD! (Pushes over board)

Zoro: (falls into the ocean) gah! Cold!

Suta: HUG! (hugs, then throws over board)

Suta: GLUG!!! Help--!! HELP!! GULG!!

Luffy: I'M COMING!!! (jumps in)

Zoro: BAKA!!! (dives in to save them both)

Luffy: HI! Guess what? Guess what? (snatches hat) guess what? (pulls out

giant rabbit) ain't it adorable? I HATE ADORABLE! (throws gaint adorable

rabbit on top of zoro who is just now getting out of the water, causing him to

fall in water with a giant rabbit on him)

Luffy: OO! MY HAT IS MAGICAL!!! C(:D

Suta: OO! KOOL!!!

Zoro: (falls in to ocean) NOT AGAIN!!

Sanji: Hm... hm... (jumps behind) BWAH!

Sanji: (screams like a little girl)

everyone: wha are u 4 Halloween? I haven't decided yet... definitely

something scary... (thinks evil thoughts)

Zoro: grim reaper.

De-Ji: a strawberry X3

Sanji: I'm the sexiest vampire ever! Luv me!♥

De-Ji: NEVER!!

Chopper: I'm Rudolph! (nose is painted red)

Usopp: Pinocchio!! (nose grows) What the?? It is not supposed to do that unless I lie!!

Luffy: I'm a ghost!! BOO!

Suta: EEEEE!!! . You're the cutest ghost!! XD And I'm a pink bunny!! o-o

Luffy: (looks over) (blushes) Carrot?? ♥ (holds it out)

Suta:9 (takes carrot then blushes) Thanx! o-o

De-Ji: AHHH!! EVIL PINKNESS!!!! (runs off and comes back with a chainsaw)

Luffy and Suta: 8O AHHH!!! (runs away)

everyone: Have a scary Halloween! yeah, scary!

Everyone: ok…

Chopper: You like scary stories? Of course you do! (suddenly gets dark,

theres a fire in the middle of the ship, and everyone is gathered around) Miss

Mary mack, Mack, Mack! All dressed in black, Black, Black! She has a knife,

knife, knife stuck in her back, back, back! She can not breathe, breathe,

breathe! She can not cry, cry, cry! That's why she begs, begs, begs! She begs

to die, die, die!

Chopper, Luffy, Suta, and Usopp: (TT.TT cries) that's so sad!! AND SCARY GAH!!!

everyone: That was a song i got stuck in my head... a very awesome song...

ANYWAY... the story! You see, Bloody Mary was a ordinary girl. She was pretty,

she was smart, and she had the best boyfriend, EVER. But... her boyfriend was

using her to get money. He also only dated her cause she was, very, very,

beautiful. He was a stuck up jerk who only cared for looks and money. So, one

day, in her apartment, he took a knife and stabbed her eyes out. He threw a

mirror at her-a mirror from her mother before her mom died- and threw it at

her. The mirror shattered and pieces were stuck in her body. He tied a rope

around her neck and choked her to death. He wronged her teribly, and the

police never solved the murder.Not that they tried. So, now, whenever someone

says Bloody Mary three times in front of a mirror, she leaves the realm of the

dead, and kills anyone that has sinned. It was her revenge... and it's very,

very, true. AND SHES COMING TO GET YOU! ( whips out mirror and says Bloody Mary three times) GOT CHA! This story isn't even scary! and it's the short version! (starts laughing) Wha...? Whats that? (Bloody Mary jumps out of

mirror) AH! HELP! (Mary stabs my eyes as she does all her victims and i

mysteriously disappear) AGGH! (my scream echoes)

everyone: GAHHH!!! (runs around in fear)


De-Ji: next is K10!!

K10: (Blinks) that was an interesting bus stop story...

De-Ji and Suta: thanx XD

De-ji: Really? sweet do you get next thursday and friday off too?? and you

posted early today? that or I missed something.

De-Ji: we posted early because we forgot to post the night before

Zoro: I should've expected that. ...Wait. Hypathedicly you'd rather Die than

do that?(I said Hypathedicly...)

Zoro: yep. Kissing a guy is so nasty (blanches)

Sanji:(stares at own cards)...hit.

Sanji: (smacks Zoro, then hands K10 cards) W

De-ji: No more hurt ankle, but now my knee's bugging me...well consitering

the fact that it hasn't healed completly...(sweat)

De-Ji: yay! Sad about your knee though… though it is probably healed by now…

De-ji and Zoro:...(to zoro) why is she freaking out that she's right?

Zoro: she thinks she's stupid so she always freaks out when she's right.

Cat: I gotta go! (vanishes into thin air)

K10:...(holds rag to Sanji's nose)...you get use to him eventually.

Sanji: (muffled) thanks

Robin: (blinks)...never thought about that.actually. (smiles) Oh Suta!

Robin:

Suta: Yea?

K10: (is still being chased by zoro and De-ji while writing down an email list)

Let's see, probably one to Mihawk, Maybe Shanks, of course one for myself(k10

goes on...-'cause it's just to tempting to ignore!-)

De-Ji and Zoro: YOU'RE GONNA DIE!! (chases K10)


De-Ji: this is from Takono!

Luffy and Suta: (gives you both cotton candy) sugar rush gone high, so i

gotta be nice!

Luffy and Suta: OK!! OK!!! (grabs cotton candy and takes a big bite)

Zoro: i mean, what ELSE could you call me if i did... THIS!! (tickles zoro)

BWAHAHAHAHA!!

Zoro: baka.

De-Ji: he isn't ticklish.

Deji: (licks sanjis face) thanks! sanji tastes like tomato now! (throws

liquid butter at zoro and covers him in popcorn) HAVE FUN!

De-Ji: … you're welcome? (sees Zoro covered in popcorn) gah!

Zoro: hm, popcorn. (starts eating popcorn)

Sanji: (throws a telling-the-truth-and-cant-run-away dart at you) DID YOU SEE

ANYTHING?!

Sanji: (heart eye) HAI TAKONO-SWAN!!

Takono: im bored so i'll just say hi!

Suta and Luffy: WE CAN TEAM UP AND BE DA MEGA EBIL PEOPLE WITH A HIGH SUGAR RUSH! (gives them chocolate) so ya wanna?

Luffy and Suta: OK!!!


De-Ji: next is a newbie called… Lowlife?

Sanji: Hey Sanji what kind of rivalry do you and Zoro have? He arent't a

competition for love and he is stronger than you. So what are you rivals

about? P.S. This letter will explode in five seconds. Have a good day

Sanji: pretty much everything. (letter explodes in his hands) gah!!! (hands are dripping in blood)

Chopper: OH NO!!! DOCTOR DOCTOR!! Oh that's me… (treats Sanji)

Luffy: How much would you love to fight Godzilla?

Luffy: Na? Who's that??

Suta: Its this big evil monster!! ( imitates Godzilla)

Luffy: OO! Kool!! (pretends to fight him)

Chopper: If you looked just like other reindeers before you ate the devil's

fruit. Would you ever have met the Strawhats?

Chopper: that's hard to say, but probably not.

De-Ji: 8yume is here!

8yume: hihi peoples! for once i only have one thing to ask. im making my first story and its going to have u guys as the main charators

i wont all of your opinions of what it should be about please!

Everyone: how about…

De-Ji: WolfGirl88 changed her name to The-Unwanted-WolfGirl and came back! you're wanted here by the way, so I'll just call you WolfGirl!

WolfGirl: HI!

Nami: It's gonna cost me? i only have 250 bucks with me...

Nami: no, I was just kidding. I'll put it on your tab.

Usopp: HI! How old are u?

Usopp: 17, why?

De-ji: Hi! nice to meet you! shakes hand WE (i'm hyper)

De-Ji: (shakes your hand) nice to meet you too!

WolfGirl: WELL BYE! waves

Everyone: ja ne!


De-Ji: up next is Mewgirl35!

Mewgirl35: (apears out of nowhere)Hi hi sorry I havnt replied in a while but I got busy. To much homework ya know I hope you all missed me!

De-Ji and Suta: us too… we haven't uploaded in forever…

Luffy, Suta, Usopp, Chopper:(turns into Cheetah form) None of you will be able

to catch me hahaha! (starts running around) and the best part is I dont have

to stop at all when I run like a real cheetah.

Luffy Suta Usopp chopper: Ahh! SUGOI!!!

Suta: (turns into cheetah) Ha!! (runs after mewgirl)

Luffy: XD WOO!!

Zoro: hmm well its a sea mammal back where I live mammal means an animal with hair but wails have small hairs on them. Some eat plankton (a creature im NOT explaining to you one is enough for today) and some eat squid and other things (okay lets just say a wail is the only animal im explaining to you if you don't know what an animal I mention is,TO BAD!)oh and by the way that wail figurine turned into a real wail when I made it grow on your head so you might wanna throw it into the ocean I mean I already got a picture of it.

Zoro: oh… a whale. I thought a wail was some new form of species.

De-ji:(gives animal encyclopedia) if any of these guys dont know what a

certain animal is,this explains what it is ya know.

De-Ji: (receives book) cool, thx!

Nami: need anymore pictures? Because I forgot that I took a picture of Zoro

with flowers growing on his head (is holding the picture)

Nami: (looks at the pictures in her hands) hmmm… sure!! 8) More pics means more blackmail WHICH MEANS MORE MONEY!!!! v

Sanji: Hi its been to long huh?

Sanji: YES!!! (starts bawling) MEWGIRL-SWAN!!

Robin: hi (yeah I have nothing else to say sorry!)

Robin: its fine!

Wolfgirl35: Wondering how I disappear and appear just like that? and how I can turn into a house cat and cheetah? a couple words...I READ BOOKS! (turns into cheetah form and runs across the water)

De-Ji: that's more than a couple… anyway.. Robin and I read books and we can't transform past our fruit abilities…

Luffy and Suta: OO! OO! We have devil fruit powers!!

Zoro: No duh.