I have a temporary sub computer as mine is sent back to Toshiba, but I do choose to apologize for last chapter...I messed it up. Very badly...the problem is that when I write, I generally have some idea what I want to do. The responses to do something about the Slytherins through me off that...a lot. Hopefully, this chapter will be better than the last one
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Now then, I will skip the review replies today, and deal with a major question, about the Stag. Well, the stag is considered a noble creature, used on many coat of arms of European kingdoms in the old days...also I never said what species of deer he was. Some types of deer will stand their ground, such as Moose (Who have derailed trains). Here's something else, deer do not like to be in the spotlight, nor does Harry. Also, as to the deer thing...a piece from my story; Percy Jackson Olympus Divided...a conversation between Percy and Artemis, his second wife (Long story)
"Okay...I see your point, but why...last I checked your not a goddess of polygamy, harems or plural marriages"
"Its actually due to your nature..."
"Wait, Poseidon's the god of..."
"No..this sort of thing comes from his domain, and yours, over horses. Several groups of wild horses live in groups with one male and several females...you can guess how mating season goes from that. At the same point, some deer species are like too..."
"Wait, animals affect you guys that much?"
Artemis chuckled "Of course, Ares love truffles, Apollo craves cheese and Dionysus likes catnip"
"Catnip..."
"He got into the stuff during Prohibition...it wasn't pretty"
And as to a wolf...Harry has not shown a desire to dominate the girls. If he was a wolf, an alpha, he'd like dominating, Harry doesn't. Wolves are noble, but they enjoy killing, Harry does not. By the way, if you guys noticed that Dumbledore has left the story...he's now in Crisis of Infinite Earths.
Now then...
Hogwarts
With Dumbledore Gone...it took only a single week for it to appear
"Hem Hem"
Harry, who had just finished some homework with Susan and the Patils, froze like deer.
"Hem Hem"
"That is not the password" the portrait muttered
"I am the Senior Undersecretary of the Minister of Magic and you will let me in!"
"I am a painting...why would I care about the Ministry. I can't vote, I can't pay taxes and I am just a facsimile" they didn't even vote; the minister was voted in by the Wizengamot alone.
"Umbitch" Harry darkly muttered. Susan, who had been tortured by the toad in the original timeline, and the Patils, who had been killed by her...were looking apprehensive.
"STUDENTS OF GRYFFINDOR! I, DOLORES ANURA UMBRIDGE, SENIOR UNDERSECRETARY TO THE MINISTER OF MAGIC DEMAND TO SEE HARRY JAMES POTTER AT ONCE!"
Several of the purebloods gave him a pleading look.
"WHAT!"
"You do not want that woman pissed"
"I hardly see why, a deafening charm and she'll be negligible, she's hardly dangerous" Susan commented, being the niece of the head of law enforcement had advantages "After all, she is hardly a powerful witch"
'More like a bitch' she thought to the group.
"Maybe you don't understand" The pureblood muttered "As of now, we have McGonagall as headmistress...and she's okay. She is willing to let us have some fun..."
Particularly the type of fun that involved the sex addicted Slytherin girls who no longer had their fellow classmates to give them 'fixes' to their addictions.
Not that McGonagall in particular advocated for teenagers to shag themselves silly, but she suffered through 7 years of the Maruaders, and it only somewhat alleviated when James and Lily dated...
To her, a teenager who was busy...was not causing chaos.
"But if that...hag gets annoyed" his father was on the Wizengamot...lets just say he was familiar with how Umbridge behaved "She will put some Ministry bastard in charge, and there will be no fun...and not just the kind we like, but little kid fun too!"
Apparently, no one knew the third year had a harem of hot ladies, including the three super hot chasers.
"Oh come on...she's an important ministry employee. According to the Quibbler, she is the person who collects the bribes, intimidates the people who go against laws that further take away rights from half bloods, muggle borns, other magical races and mixed blooded magicals and is the head of the Undersecretary brigade of the ministry who work to keep the Wizengamot members stress free. As the most skilled at that, she won't be sent to a school and away from Fudge and the other high ranking purebloods so quickly" Luna explained as several people went green, as if they were about to vomit.
'She's a little too accurate' the pureblood thought, he unfortunately had seen his father...well he and his mother didn't like each other and the under secretary's job was to...
He put the exact memory of what he saw in a pensive and dropped it from the tallest building in muggle britain, lets leave it at that.
"Just please...see what she wants, and make her go away, before she gets Filch to help her..."
Harry, not needing that image, scowled "Fine..." might as well see that hag earlier than he has to. He gave a quick glance at Daphne, and Tracy who was under his invisibility cloak 'Follow me...if she does anything...you two are the sneakiest and most discreet' Slytherins were the best at hiding evidence after all. Daphne nodded as she, and the unseen Tracy feinted getting something from their dorm, when they really were going to slip Daphne under the invisibility cloak. 'Everyone else...be ready in case it gets ugly...er than Umbitch is already'
He also went to his dorm, telling the Pureblood, who demanded why he wasn't going out to immediately confront the hag, that he wanted his wand just in case.
He understood, completely. Why not go near the hag without protection...hopefully not the sexual sort of protection. Grabbing his wand after dashing upstairs, and with a mental message that showed the two Slytherin girls behind him, Harry exited.
The door opening, Umbridge's scowling face fading away into her much more disturbing face as she saw him.
"Ah, Mr. Potter" she did not late for him to greet her back "I am now of the understanding that your, impromto magical guardian, Albus Dumbledore..."
"I'm emancipated" Harry said cooly. That was at Daphne's suggestion, to prevent her from saying 'a approved, ministry guardian is to watch you'.
The hag pouted "Oh...well then Mr. Potter you should be familiarized with the world of politics.."
'Harry, she's trying to get you to follow the Ministry line...get taught by them...' Tracy told him.
'Its okay if I piss her off, right?'
'Yes...'
'Okay then...Daphne could you sneak around over here...from that corner over there...pop in' He instructed as the invisible two silently scurried away.
Slytherins...if the house wasn't a blood purity simmer pot the Maruaders, and perhaps the twins and himself, would have fit well there.
"I am already familiar with politics; the parties..." he decided to say that just to annoy her.
She waved him off "I am not talking about the silly muggles"
But their government is better, its one of the most powerful (Well not as much as it was before the wars, but it still was in the top 10 or so countries) and was considered a high rank democracy. The magical british government was considered a rogue state, a horrible dictatorship...all and all a bad country.
"I'm talking about the important, magical politics..."
"Which I have already explained to Harry last summer" as planned, Daphne walked over, appearing to have just walked in. Tracy, still cloaked, followed her.
Umbridge frowned "And you are"
"Daphne Greengrass...current eldest heir to the Greengrass family" banishment aside as the parents were dead and Astoria wanted Daphne back more than she wanted to be the family.
"Greengrass" Umbridge parroted, before she scowled "Why are you here? This is a matter between the Ministry and Mr..."
"As he is emancipated, its Lord Potter..." Daphne corrected the toad-hag-banshee-whore with a coldness that Susan could not match. The particular reason that Harry had Daphne doing this was her Slytherin heart, she had the political coolness, the sneaky, outwitting personality that Susan, as a sweat, jubilant, trusting Hufflepuff could not manage.
She, Susan and Hermione were the groups legal minds...though Hermione was more for muggle politics, which were important as Harry had no desire to pretend the muggles weren't there, and had no plans on leaving the muggle world.
He did want an Ipod again...and all the other advancements and marvels that muggles pour out in the 21st century.
"...And I am Lord Potter's official political liason, in lieu of the Headmaster's disappearance. All political issues are to be handled by me"
Umbridge scowled, this was not going well.
She had come here to rope in the boy who lived into the Ministry, to have him support them and take his rightful place as a magical lord. No girl was going to stop her.
"You really should reconsider, I can teach you many things"
'Ha, the only thing she could teach you is bribery and how to give a blowjob' Tracy scoffed, apparently taking Luna and the pureblood guy, whose name she didn't know, seriously.
'Um...' Harry did not know how to answer that
'Hey, you don't need to know how to do that, we do'
Harry scowled 'I don't see the appeal of having someone suck...personally I think its abusive'
Daphne and Tracy didn't say, or think anything...but they really had to break Harry of some of this annoying nobility.
"I'm sorry...but I have no desire to be used as a political tool" Harry told Umbridge seriously, as the toad woman looked at him with no happiness, but only the look she had in the old timeline for him.
"Listen here Potter" she scowled "The ministry is the only thing standing between our society and destruction by the corrupting ideals mudbloods infect us with. As the person who saved us from The Dark Lord..."
"The person who saved you all from Voldemort" Harry said abruptly, causing the hag to flinch "Is that all I am? The boy who lived...tell me something, are you parents still alive"
Umbridge grimaced as she thought of them "Oh no, they're dead, but I don't see..."
"I, am famous...because my parents, DIED AND I DID NOT! Tell me, would you want to be famous for that...WHO WOULD WANT TO BE FAMOUS FOR THAT!"
"You killed the Dark Lord. That is worth anyone's life, or any two people"
Harry glared at her for saying that...and to be fair so were Daphne and Tracy, and in the castle Snape had the sudden desire to put someone in detention...
"They, were, my PARENTS! I AM FAMOUS BECAUSE THEY DIED FIGHTING A DARK LORD THAT THE MINISTRY WOULD NOT FIGHT!"
"Harry" Daphne warned. Using would instead of could just made this all that worse.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU BRAT!"
"You heard me...I've read the books, the first muggle killings by You Know Who occurred in the early 1960's, and you guys only started to do anything in 1975! Nearly 15 years of needless terror, because you guys don't want to hurt anyone with 'pure', inbred kinsmen!"
"TAKE THAT BACK YOU HALF BLOOD UPSTART!"
"NO!"
"Harry" Daphne shook her head, while Umbridge was unpleasant, ticking her off so early was not the right thing to do.
"Your regret this" She scowled as she stomped away.
"Harry, that was not smart" Daphne told him plainly. "She and Rita are friends..."
"And yet you forget...the Daily Prophet doesn't have anything to go on
And while Harry was right about the lack of a daily prophet article, as the public mood was not right...Daphne and Tracy gave him looks for the next few days, like Ron and Hermione would give each other perhaps once a month...and not like what they gave when they got together briefly.
Omake 1
Not canon
In another universe is true
Fangirl to fangirl
"How do you do it Hinata?"
Once again we find ourselves at Crossoverpairinglover studio's, where we find Ginny questioning a shy girl in a thick jacket, with blue hair and eyes like pearls; Hinata Hyuga. The breakfast food of Cinnamon buns were left uneaten as they talked.
"D..Do whaaat?" she stuttered
"Stalk Naruto and look cute! People write you stalking him...and show it as a cute thing, a loving thing..."
"N...Not all of them"
"Ignore the Hinata haters, they're all Sakura fanboys" Ginny scoffed "But why is it when I stalk Harry, its never cute...I get depicted as a freak"
"I g...get called a freak too" there was that story where she tried to stab Naruto's daughter by Yugito...
"Do you get turned into a slave?" Ginny demanded.
"I...I don't think so"
"Does Naruto ever kill you?"
"I...I don't think he ever intentionally..."
"Do you get called a bitch by your own brothers?"
"N...Neji does, even when I..I'm popular"
"No one likes Neji...I'm just saying why do people like you more than me?"
"Maybe you should try to stutter when you talk" Ed, who had a giant piece of buttered toast on his plate, slammed his tray down abruptly in between them, smelling like he hadn't bathed in weeks.
"BUTTERED TOAST!" he then ate his toast in a rapid, mannered style similar to depictions of Ron.
"Um...maybe the human compost heap is right..." Ginny smirked as she coughed a few times "H..Ha...arry?"
"I...I don't sound like that" Hinata frowned.
"You do...until the kiss of your true love causes you to metamorphose..." Hinata had a mental image of a butterfly as Ed dramatically paused.
"A TWO HEADED JUPITEREAN FIRE FOX!"
Hinata and Ginny just looked...a bit disturbed at this weirdo.
Omake 2
Canon
Fix'ens
"Maybe you don't understand" The pureblood muttered "As of now, we have McGonagall as headmistress...and she's okay. She is willing to let us have some fun..."
Particularly the type of fun that involved the sex addicted Slytherin girls who no longer had their fellow classmates to give them 'fixes' to their addictions.
Not that McGonagall in particular advocated for teenagers to shag themselves silly, but she suffered through 7 years of the Maruaders, and it only somewhat alleviated when James and Lily dated...
To her, a teenager who was busy...was not causing chaos.
Speaking of busy, while the team and the toad were duking it out, the pureblood had slipped away, as Lordel Lustus , (Who was not a crazy future death eater, he's just a womanizing pervert for any woman who was not a hag or a prepubescent child) snuck off, slytherin like, down into the secret corridor where Tracy and Harry had first got in on.
Opening a door, but not to a room with chairs, desks, (nor was it Harry and Tracy's room), he instead found a group of several Slytherin girls, all who had had their sex cut off because of Harry's team, all of whom were lying on several beds that had been brought up.
"Master!" they greeted him in an earnest. He did have the pureblood command fetish. Not to say he didn't look beyond the breasts...he also liked asses (Of course, he had them tutor him in exchange for sex, and he helped them a little, but that's hardly important right now)
And these crazy bitches were much better than wanking off to photos of some of the hotter pureblood ladies he had (which included the Holyhead Harpies, Neville and Draco's mothers, and he even had a vintage picture of Lily Potter)
