Ok its time for the rehearsal and the wedding. Red is not happy about his only daughter marrying Michael Kelso. All sorts of craziness will ensue. And Hyde makes a discovery that might ruin all the progress he and Jackie have made. But will she let him walk away angry? Read and find out what happens. Then REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW:D


Friday night was the rehearsal which everyone was looking forward too. Except of course, Red Foreman. Jackie packed up the kids and brought them to the church where everyone was. She walked in with Kyle and Fez, and the kids and spotted Hyde from afar. He waved and walked over to them.

"Hey." He said leaning over to take Aiden.

She smiled. "Hey. Is everyone here?"

"Yup. Red's been standing in front glaring at Kelso the whole time. Kelso is so terrified…its hilarious." He said smiling.

Fez laughed. "I've got a bet with Eric that Red will stand up in the middle of the ceremony and put his foot in Kelso's ass."

"Who says its not going to happen?" Kyle asked.

Fez shook his head. "Oh no. We both agree it will happen its just when. I say the first five minutes, and Eric says when Red gets to the end of the aisle after walking Laurie down."

"I'd go with Eric." Jackie said.

Fez laughed. "I'm going to go talk to Kelso. Come on Kyle…"

Jackie smiled at them as they left. "Where's Laurie?"

"Oh she's in the bathroom puking with Donna. They told Red that she has food poisoning." He said.

Jackie raised her eyebrow. "Does he believe them?"

"Who knows. I've never seen him so angry so I can't really tell what's going on in his mind." Hyde said shuddering.

Jackie giggled. "Good to know. I'll keep the kids clear of him."

Hyde smiled. "Good plan. Come on."

The four of them walked into the main part of the church and Kitty ran over to them excitedly. "Oh goodie! The family is back together again!"

Hyde smiled nervously. "Mrs. Foreman…please."

Kitty shrugged. "Oh right…not officially. Whatever."

Jackie smiled. "How are you Mrs. Foreman?"

"Oh I'm so nervous." Kitty said looking back at Red who was standing directly behind Kelso, glaring at him. "I'm afraid that Red will kill Michael…and in we're in a church. I'm sure God will never let him into heaven even if the boy is a moron."

Jackie laughed. "I think he would have to make an exception. No man would want their daughter to marry that."

Kitty sighed. "As horrible as he is…I'm just glad Laurie is finally settling down. I thought I'd have a 57 year old hooker on my hands."

Hyde raised an eyebrow. "Don't ever cross that option out. No one said that they have to stay together."

Jackie laughed. "I just want to see Red when he finds out about the kid."

Kitty shook her head sadly. "I'm afraid to see what the kid looks like."

"Well Laurie and Kelso have naturally good looks. So I wouldn't be as worried about what he or she looks like than how they act." He said.

"Yes. It could go four ways…it could be a slut. A moron, both…or it could surprise us all and turn into a genius." Jackie said.

Kitty laughed. "Oh please Jackie…like the last one could ever happen. Michael's mother dropped him on the head so many times there is no hope for him and Laurie…well I don't know what happened to that girl." She said. "I just don't understand when she went down hill…"

"Well from what I hear…it went down hill in the back of Bobby Dunkin's Van in 1973." He said. "But…she's been with so many guys…no one really knows for sure when the first time was."

Kitty glared at him. "Steven…don't talk like that. We're in a church."

"Oh God can't even save your daughter now Mrs. Foreman." Hyde joked.

Kitty sighed. "Yes well…I'm going to go check on Red. Make sure he doesn't kill Michael…Steven I might need your help in that department."

Hyde laughed. "I'll come with you."

Jackie smiled. "I'll go check on Laurie and Donna." She said.

Hyde nodded. "I'll take the kids. Come on guys…" He said walking down the aisle.


Jackie walked down the hallway and knocked on the bathroom door. There was no answer but she heard the distinct sounds of puking. She opened it slowly and saw Laurie leaning over the toilet while Donna held her hair back.

"Oh God…" Jackie said walking over to them.

Laurie groaned. "This sucks…"

"I'm not sure how long your Dad is going to believe this is just food poisoning." Donna said.

Laurie glared at her. "Not. Helping."

Jackie laughed and wet a paper towel. "Come here. Wipe your face off with this."

Laurie took it and wiped down her face and leaned up against the wall. "Thanks Jackie…"

Jackie smiled. "No problem. Think you feel ok enough to go out for the rehersal?"

She sighed. "I don't know. I guess I'm more worried about facing my Dad."

"Yeah he does look ready to kill." Jackie said.

Laurie sighed. "Its just…I know everyone makes fun of me and Kelso…but its just…he makes me happy. He's the only guy that has cared about me the way he does. And I know he's an idiot…but I love him."

Jackie smiled. "If you are happy…then don't worry about what anyone else says."

Donna laughed. "Yeah. People always ask me why I'm with someone as scrawny as Eric…"

"Why are you with him?" Laurie asked.

Jackie laughed and Donna just rolled his eyes. "Same reason you're with Kelso. He makes me happy…he loves me. And I love him."

Laurie smiled. "Yeah you're right. It shouldn't matter what anyone else thinks."

"Good. Now come on…let's go get done with the rehearsal." Donna said helping her up.

Laurie smiled and the girls walked back out to the main part of the church. Mia ran up to Jackie and Jackie held her as she took her place in the front of the church. Red glared at Kelso the whole time they we're practicing their vows.

Kelso leaned in to Laurie. "Feeling better baby?"

She nodded. "Yes. Thanks for asking honey."

Red rolled his eyes. "Oh for Goodness sakes…" He turned to Laurie. "Sweetie…are you sure this is what you want? I mean really think about this kitten…you would be marrying a moron."

Laurie smiled. "I love him Daddy."

He sighed. "Lord help me…"

Suddenly Pastor Dave appeared with a great big smile. "The Lord is always there to help Red."

Red glared. "Well then why the heck is he allowing my daughter to marry this?"

"Now Red…" Kitty said holding him back. "Control your anger. You know its bad for your heart."

Red sighed. "Let's get this over with so I can go back to dreading tomorrow."

Pastor Dave stood in front of them and began to talk. But Aiden was fussing a lot and started balling. Jackie tried to calm him down but it wasn't working.

"Could you put a muzzle on your kid?" Kelso asked.

Jackie glared at him. "I'll just bring him outside."

Laurie panicked. "But if you leave…you won't know what to do tomorrow!"

Jackie rolled her eyes. "It's not that hard. I was Donna's maid of honor…and trust me…me making a few mistakes will be the least of your worries."


Jackie walked down the aisle onto the front steps and she tried to calm Aiden down. Hyde came out to check on them and she smiled.

"Hey." She whispered.

"Hey. Is he ok?" He asked.

"I think he's just being cranky." She said making a face at Aiden.

"I left Mia with Mrs. Foreman." He said.

She nodded. "That's fine."

Hyde smiled at her. "So…"

Jackie looked up at him. "What?"

He shrugged. "I haven't been able to stop thinking about that kiss from the other night…" He said.

Jackie laughed. "Steven…"

He shrugged. "I'm just saying…you're a very good kisser."

She smirked. "I haven't had any complaints before."

He tensed. "Shut up…"

She giggled. "Oh come on…I really haven't kissed that many guys. You, Michael, Fez, Chip…"

He grimaced. "Eww…Chip. Forgot about that tool."

"Well if it makes you feel any better…I only went out with him to make you jealous." She said.

He laughed. "And it worked."

Aiden started to calm down and Jackie kissed his head. "There you guy buddy…you're ok."

Hyde smiled and ruffled his head. "He just wanted some attention."

She smiled. "Well he wouldn't be my son if he didn't want attention."

He laughed. "Well-"

Suddenly there was an uproar from inside. Jackie turned to Hyde and they ran back into the church. Red was chasing after Kelso as Laurie was kneeling over, Donna was holding a bucket under her as she puked.

Eric ran over to Hyde and Jackie. "He found out she was pregnant."

"How?" Jackie asked.

"Kelso's a moron." He said.

"Ahh…so he told him. God…he is so dumb." She said shaking her head sadly.

Hyde patted Jackie's back. "I'll go hold Red back."

Kitty came frantically running over to them. "Why couldn't either of my babies get married without the prospect of a kid?"

"Well Laurie's a whore…" Jackie said. "And well Eric…he's just dumb and forgot to wear a condom."

Kitty sighed. "I failed as a mother."

"No you didn't Mom. At least we both married people we love." He said with a smile.

"Yes well…having Michael as a part of our family wasn't one of my goals." She said.

Jackie smiled. "Well at least Laurie will stop spreading VD to the world. She and Kelso can just share it amongst themselves." She said shrugging.

Kitty groaned. "Oh Lord…I'm going to go try and calm Red down."

The gang sat back and watched as Red ran after Kelso. Fez took out some milk duds and popped them in his mouth as he watched the show. Pastor Dave stood at the alter trying to summon God to stop the madness as Laurie puked in the bucket. Hyde finally jumped over one of the pews and caught Red and held him back as Kelso grabbed Laurie's hand and dragged her to the car.

Hyde held Red. "Calm down Red…"

"I'll kill that horny SOB." He said.

Hyde nodded. "Just calm down…Kelso's not really worth it."

He just shook his head. "Where did I go wrong?" He asked. "I tried so hard to give my kitten everything she wanted…and then she found him."

Jackie shrugged. "It's not really your fault Red. She was just born a whore…and so was Michael. Therefore…they are meant for each other."

Red sighed. "Kitty?"

She put a hand on his shoulder. "Yes sweetie?"

"I need a beer. Can we go home?" He asked.

Kitty laughed. "Sure come on. We'll get you nice and liquored up before the ceremony tomorrow."

Eric shook his head. "Alright. Well I'm gonna take the kids home and give them one more night where they aren't related to Michael Kelso."

Jackie rolled her eyes. "Yes. That's the worst thing that will ever happen in their lives." She said.

Eric shuddered. "I know. It's a horrible world we live in. Come on Donna…"

Donna just laughed. "See you later guys."

Fez and Kyle walked down the aisle. "Alright we'll we're gonna go check on Kelso. I'm afraid he'll have cold feet now." Fez said.

"See you at home Jackie." Kyle said as they left.

That left Hyde, Jackie and the kids alone with Pastor Dave. He walked over to them and smiled.

"Your children are beautiful." He said.

Jackie smiled. "That's what usually happens when their parents are as hot as we are." She said triumphantly.

Hyde nodded. "Yeah. There was no way they could have turned out to be uggos." He said.

Pastor Dave smiled nervously. "Yes. Well…I guess we'll see you tomorrow for the big wedding."

"Oh it's gonna be big alright…" Hyde said.

Pastor Dave left and Mia tugged at her mother's leg. "Mommy…can we get ice cream?" She asked.

Jackie looked up at Hyde. "If you're father is paying."

Hyde chuckled. "Come on munchkin. Get on my shoulders."

Mia clapped her hands as her father picked her up and put her on his shoulders. "Yay!"

Hyde laughed. "There's a place down the street. You wanna walk?"

Jackie smiled. "Sure. It's warm enough for the kids."

Hyde smiled. "Great. Come on…let's go."

Jackie walked down the aisle with Aiden in her arms. Hyde followed her and pretended to drop Mia as she giggled. The four of them walked down the street and looked like the perfect family to anyone who passed by.

Hyde turned to Jackie. "So…you think Kelso will show up tomorrow?"

Jackie shrugged. "Yeah. He's getting older so his ability to bail has faltered surprisingly." She said.

He laughed. "Good point." He said as he placed Mia in his arms. "What kind do you want munchkin?" He asked.

"Um…" Mia said rubbing her chin. "Choco." She said.

"Cholclate it is." He said.

"No!" She yelled. "Nilla." She said.

"Ok Vanilla." He said laughing.

"No!" She giggled. "Choco." She said.

"You sure?" He asked.

"Yes." She said with a small giddy smile.

Jackie shook her head. "No. She's not…so just get vanilla for me and when she changes her mind I'll give her mine."

He laughed. "Ahh the life of a parent."

She laughed. "Guess so."

Hyde got their ice cream and they walked over to a small outdoor table and began to feed the kids. Aiden found a way to get it all over his face and Mia was switching between the vanilla and chocolate. Jackie laughed and tried to clean up Aiden.

Hyde smiled at her. "You are an amazing mother Jackie."

She looked over at him and smiled. "Thanks…"

He fed some more ice cream to Aiden. "Every time I see you with the kids…it just makes me happy."

She blushed and put a strand of hair behind her ear. "Steven…you're embarrassing me." She said.

Hyde laughed. "Why? It's true…" He said. "You were born to be a mother."

She smiled. "Can I ask you something?" She asked.

He nodded. "Sure."

"Do you ever think about…having more children?" She asked.

He smiled at her. "Sure."

"Really?" She asked with a smile.

He nodded. "Yeah…I mean I'm sure it would help if we we're living in the same house but someday in the future…I'd love to have more children."

Jackie smiled triumphantly. "Oh. Great. Me too…"

"Baby?" Mia asked.

Hyde laughed. "Not yet sweets."

"New baby…girl?" She asked.

Jackie laughed. "Maybe sweetie."

Mia smiled. "Good."

Hyde laughed and kissed the top of her head. "If I have two of you…I'll be dead before the age of 45."

Jackie giggled. "Don't say that…."

He smirked. "Sorry…"

Jackie laughed. "It's fine. But Aiden is a mess." She said trying to wipe him off. "I need to take him home and give him a bath…"

Hyde nodded. "Oh…ok…"

She looked up at him and saw a sad look on his face. "What?" She asked.

He shrugged. "Nothing."

She squinted her eyes at him. "No seriously. What is it? I mean I know you usually take the kids on the weekends. But we decided that since tomorrow is the wedding they should be with me."

He nodded. "I know. I just wish that when you say you have to take them home to give them a bath…that home would be with me."

She sighed and put the spoon back in the ice cream. "Oh Steven…"

He shook his head. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said it…"

"No…its ok. It's good that you are being honest with me." She said with a smile. "And…eventually I will be back home."

"How soon are we talking?" He said with a small mischievous smile.

She chuckled. "I promise you'll be the first to know."

He laughed. "Good to know."

She smiled. "Come on. It's getting late and we have a big day ahead of us tomorrow. I have a feeling we'll need all the sleep we can get."

Hyde groaned. "Yeah. I'm pretty sure that I'll be having to pull Red back a lot during the ceremony."

She smiled. "Well then go home and get some rest."

He smiled. "Can I have a kiss?"

"If you mean from your daughter…sure." She said with a smile.

He laughed. "That'll do." He leaned down to Mia. "Can Daddy have a kiss little one?" He asked.

Mia looked up at her Daddy with ice cream all over her face and grabbed his face and kissed him, getting him all sticky.

Hyde chuckled. "Well that's one way to end the night."

Jackie laughed. "Come here." She said as she wiped the ice cream off. "There you go. You're all set."

He smiled. "I love it when you take care of me."

She raised an eyebrow. "Of course you do. Now come on…"

Jackie picked up Aiden and started to walk down the street. Hyde hoisted Mia up on his shoulders again and followed Jackie down the street. He helped her set the kids up in their seats and she turned to look at him as she opened the driver side door.

"Well thank you for the ice cream." She said.

Hyde shrugged. "Don't mention it."

She smiled. "I'll see you tomorrow then?"

"Yup. I wouldn't miss this wedding for the world." He said honestly.

Jackie chuckled. "Me either." She smiled and leaned up to kiss his cheek. "Good night Steven…"

He smiled and kissed her forehead. "Goodnight Jacks…"

Jackie winked and got in the car and drove away from Hyde. He stood there and watched her go. And even though a part of him was still in pain because he had to go home alone…he knew that soon enough his family would be back. And that aching feeling would be gone…


The next morning, Jackie woke up and started to get ready for the wedding. Fez and Kyle we're dancing around the living room to some disco record making Aiden and Mia laugh. They drove to the church and Jackie went in the back room where she found Donna fanning Laurie off.

"Oh boy…" Jackie said. "Cold feet?"

"And morning sickness." Laurie said.

Jackie laughed. "Ok…just try and relax." She said getting her a cup of water.

Laurie glared at her. "Jackie…its my wedding day and you look better than I do."

Jackie smiled triumphantly. "That's because you we're dumb and got pregnant before the wedding."

Laurie sighed. "Yeah. Well…whatever."

Jackie laughed. "Wow. You have really lost your touch."

Donna laughed. "Jackie…let the poor girl have some peace."

Jackie smiled. "Fine. I guess since it is your wedding day I'll be nice."

Laurie smiled. "Thank you."

Jackie looked around. "Where's your parents?" She asked.

Donna laughed. "Eric went to go find them. Last time we saw them…Red was wondering down the street with a champagne bottle in his hand."

Jackie smirked. "Good. Weddings are better when people are drunk."

Laurie sighed. "Whatever. The ceremony starts in like ten minutes so they better get their buts back here."

Fez appeared in the doorway. "Hey…just checking on you lovely ladies."

Laurie smiled. "You know this is strange…considering you we're my first husband." She said.

Fez shrugged. "Yeah well I'm gay…so I think its stranger for me."

"Maybe Laurie turned you gay." Donna said.

Jackie shook her head. "No. If anything…Laurie's turned gay men straight."

Fez smiled. "Not this gay man."

Laurie rolled her eyes. "Whatever. Are my parents here?"

Fez looked down the hallway. "Yeah…and your Dad is in rough shape."

Red appeared in the doorway with a huge smile on his face. "Hi Kitten!"

"Oh Lord…" Donna said. "I don't think I've ever seen Red smile so much."

"He looks kind of…creepy." Jackie said. "Like I feel like this is the start of some horror movie."

Laurie smiled weakly. "Daddy, are you going to be able to walk me down the aisle?" She asked.

Red smiled. "Sure Kitten. You'll just have to hold your old man up."

Laurie sighed. "God Mom…why'd you give him so much?"

"I just kept giving him more alcohol, the more that was in him the less he kept saying he was going to kill Michael." He said.

Red laughed. "Well why would I want to do a thing like that Kitty?" He asked.

"Because he is marrying your daughter fool!" Fez said. "And you we're worried when I married her…but I would have been a better pick than Kelso."

Red's smile faltered. "That's right…I should kill him."

Jackie grabbed a champagne bottle from the table. "Here Red. Take a swig."

Red grabbed the bottle and took a long, gulp. "What was I so mad about?"

"Ok. We should just get this over with. The quicker we get the ceremony under way…the better chances of him passing out will be." Kitty said.

Laurie smiled weakly. "Great. Every girl dreams about her Daddy being drunk on her wedding day."

Jackie smiled. "Come on. Let's get you married…"

The girls stood up and Kitty carried Red out to the main part of the church. The music started and Betsy carried the flowers down the aisle first. Donna followed her and then Jackie. She made eye contact with Hyde and he winked at her as she smiled back. Laurie was escorted down the aisle by both of her parents on the account of Red not being able to walk a straight line. Jackie tried to hold in her laughter as Red waved and winked at everyone in the pews. When they got to the end of the aisle, Kitty passed Laurie off to Kelso and took Red to sit down. As Pastor Dave started to speak, both Jackie and Hyde's minds began to wander. Thoughts of their own wedding…or weddings filled their mind and Jackie felt tears prickle in the corner of her eyes. As Laurie and Kelso stared at one another and exchanged vows, Jackie felt an unbelievable aching feeling to be near Hyde. He was staring at her intently, knowing exactly what she was feeling because he felt the same. After Laurie and Kelso kissed, Hyde and Jackie had to walk down the aisle together. Hyde took her arm and led her down the aisle. He looked down at her left hand and noticed she didn't' have her wedding rings on and his heart dropped. Jackie let go of his arm and went over to Mia and Aiden who was with Bob and she held them both. Hyde just watched her go thinking about her not having her rings.

Jackie walked up to Kelso and Laurie. "Congratulations you guys!"

Kelso hugged her. "Oh thanks for being so easy to cheat on Jackie. If it weren't for that…Laurie and I might not have gotten together."

Jackie smiled weakly. "Well…you're welcome Michael."

Red came stumbling into the room with a big goofy grin. "My Kitten got married!"

Kelso pushed Laurie out in front of him. "Protect me from your father…"

Laurie rolled her eyes. "You are such a pin head."

"Yes, but he's your pin head." Jackie said softly.

Laurie smiled and put a hand on his chest. "That's so true."

Kelso shrugged. "I love ya baby."

She leaned up and kissed him. "I love you too Kelso." She kissed him again. "Now let's go party!"

The gang yelled and cheered and walked out side to get into the limos to go to the reception. Jackie was walking with the kids when she spotted Hyde and went over to them.

"Well the ceremony went by without a hitch. I guess no one won the bet." She said smiling.

Hyde looked at her quickly. "Yup."

She frowned. "But I suppose there is always the reception for something to go wrong." She said.

Hyde sighed. "Yeah. Can we just go?"

She grabbed his arm. "Hey…did I do something wrong?"

Hyde shook his head. "Nope. Nothing at all. Let's just go."

Hyde took Aiden from Jackie's arms and brought him to the limo. Jackie stood with Mia where Hyde stood just a moment before and she stared after him confused by his sudden change in attitude.

"Go?" Mia asked.

Jackie looked down at Mia and nodded sadly. "Oh. Yeah…come on Mia."

She picked Mia up and joined the gang in the limo. Hyde sat next to her but didn't look at her or say a word the whole way to the reception hall. When they got there, Hyde got out of the limo fast and walked in with Aiden. Jackie watched him go and Donna walked up behind her.

"Where's he off to so fast? Is Aiden having a little problem?" She joked.

Jackie sighed. "I don't know. All of a sudden he's acting so strange…I don't know what's wrong with him."

Donna looked at her sympathetically. "Maybe being at the wedding made him feel upset about your current situation."

Jackie sighed. "Maybe…but things have been pretty good between us. We've made such progress."

Donna patted her back. "You want me to take Mia so you can go talk to him?"

She smiled. "Would you?"

Donna nodded. "Sure. You two need to work this out. I mean you don't want to be fighting during this reception…its going to be quite a party. I mean Red's already in there starting a conga line."

Jackie laughed. "Oh Geez…"

Donna smiled. "Go talk to him."

Jackie kissed Mia's head and handed her off to Donna. She walked into the reception hall and looked around for Hyde. He was sitting at one of the back tables, and Aiden was propped up on top of the table. She took a deep breath and walked over to him.

"Hi." She said.

Hyde looked over at her and then back at Aiden. "Hi." He said in a flat tone.

"Can we talk for a minute?" She asked.

Hyde shrugged. "I guess so."

Jackie sighed, knowing that he was going to make this hard. She sat down next to him and cleared her throat. "Is something wrong?"

He looked over at her. "Why would you think that?"

"Well last night everything was fine with us. And then today…you seem…you seem distant. Donna thinks it's because with the wedding…you feel upset about being sperarted."

He shrugged. "Whatever."

Jackie put a hand on his arm. "Is that it?"

Hyde looked down at her bare ring finger and took his arm back. "No. Not really…"

Jackie sighed. "Steven…we we're doing so good. What's wrong? Why can't you talk to me?"

He looked at her. "If things are so good…why don't you have your wedding and engagement rings on?"

Jackie looked at her bare hand. "Oh…Steven I-"

"I mean I know you left. But taking them off just seems so freaking permanent. We're you planning on not coming home?" He asked getting angry.

Jackie shook her head. "Steven no…just-"

"You know what. I don't want to talk about this right now." He said standing up. "I need some air. Watch Aiden for me."

"Steven…please don't leave like this." She said standing up holding Aiden.

Hyde smirked at her. "Why? You left. You should be familiar with it."

Jackie stepped back hating the anger on his face. There was an explanation as to why she wasn't wearing the rings but he wouldn't let her say it. As she watched him walk away she thought about going after him. But she knew what Hyde was like when he was angry…there was no getting through to him. She sighed and watched him leave as the sounds of laughter and smiling people around her made her feel even worse.


Alright...so it left off on a bad note. Guess you'll just have to wait until the next chapter to see Jackie's explanation. And don't you worry...you know how much I love JH. Review this and then look out for and update soon. And check out my short story in the M section called "The Big Toy"...Review that too:D