Chapter 50 The Day Of Fun

Sometime in Eastern Europe, June 1943

"Alright #1, four more minutes to target!" A voice said, probably of a girl. The engines of 3 Yakpolev Yak-7 is roaring above a formation of 4 Il-2 Sturmoviks on the skies of Eastern Europe. They are on a bombing run on Berlin to assist the Russians Army on acquiring the German capital. They are the final ones guarding the bomber formation, with the rest of the squadrons now heading to Russia for a landing. They are flying at 1500 meters, expecting enemy fighters along the way.

"Roger that #2!" flight squadron #1 replied, in a voice of the male. Right after the bombing run, the Il-2s are now on the way to home when #3 yelled "BOGEYS! 5 o'clock high!" the voice is that of another female.

"Roger that!" #1 said. "How many?"

"Only one Fw-190." #3 replied. At that moment, the three did a Defensive Split, where #1 and #2 banking a sharp left turn and #3, the group's best ace with 10 kills, who then climbs up. The Fw-190 follows the climbing Yak-7, but the group's #1, a decent but good ace with a decent 5 kills climbs up and attempts to follow the 190. The 190 immediately jinks and while spinning downward, its 4 20mm cannons opened up and directly hits the Yak-7 on all its left sides, cutting the fuselage in half and equally killing the pilot as some of the shells went thru the cockpit. This maneuver shocks the remaining Yak-7s. #2 went past the spinning 190 and was shocked on the noseart of the enemy pilot.

"Oh no, it's Remino Aulschimiltz…" #2 shouted on the radio.

"WHAT!" #3 said. The Fw-190 recovers from the spin and returns normal flight. Thinking that the enemy is low on energy, the female Yak-7 ace decides to swoop down and gun the ace down either with her single but very powerful 20 mm ShVAK canon or her 2 lighter 7.62 mm ShKAS machine guns. However, the Fw-190 climbs up and loops in a very tight loop. Yak-7 overshoots and she orders #2 to get him. #2 comes close on the 190 but the 190 turns around, missing the Yak-7 on the process. The novice Yak-7 tried to initiate a scissors and turns towards the 190. The 190, on the other hand, keeps going inside the turn and then barrel rolls, initiating a rolling scissors. Even though the Yak-7 is at an advantage in this maneuver, it just proves to be futile. It is because the 190's cannons did another job and it leaves the Yak-7 smoking down towards the ground, ending to life of the young novice pilot.

"TASHA!" the remaining Yak-7 pilot shouted. She now realized on how lethal this triple ace is. However, she decided to engage him in combat to avenge her comrades. She swoops down and tries to position on his six. She closes in and opened fire. But none of the shells hit. The 190 climbs up and repeats the maneuver he did to kill her flight leader. But none of the hits landed, except from the right wing and her rear fuselage. This made her plane stall and spin uncontrollably. The German recovered and turns around on the right towards the Yak-7. Just on the moment that the Yak-7 pilot recovered, the 190 finishes her up, exploding her fuel tank in mid-air.


"WAH!" the three wand wielders instantly wakes up in the nightmare. Actually, on their dream, they are actually the pilots.

"That's the result of having one of us playing to many flight simulators." Tootie immediately suggested.

"Alright… can we go to school now?" Trixie said


NMD1MU1 Hallway in Dimmsdale Elementary School, Dimmsdale, California, USA February 2, 2012 7:30 am local time

"Don't you guys think that this day is something weird?" Timmy asks using his wand towards the two others.

"Yes… I can't see any countries around…" Trixie immediately replied using her wand.

"So that means we have…" Tootie stopped communicating when a pie hits his face upon opening her locker.

"SURPRISE!" Italy immediately yelled from behind her. Thinking that it is something dangerous, the two immediately goes to Tootie.

"Wait, who's the one behind…"

"Actually, we heard that you are sad yesterday so we made a day to brighten up your spirits!" Italy Veneciano replied to Tootie, who is now trying to wipe the pie on her face with a tissue. "Besides, me and my brother decided to have a day full of joy and laughter!"

"This could either be the best…" Trixie said

"…or the worse…" Timmy said with a long face

"Timmy, you are always thinking in a negative way…" Tootie responded.

"OF COURSE! I'M THE ONE ALWAYS BEING PRANKED!"

"Like my sister?" Tootie replied.

"Alright…"

"Ve~ Why don't you open your lockers?" Italy immediately asks the two. Timmy and Trixie thinks and Timmy replied…

"Well, how about a no?"

"Well, read this!" Italy gave to Timmy a letter. Timmy let the two girls read it together with him and Timmy replied…

"Wait, you're saying that Britain…"

"Ve~ I wonder how Timmy looks like if he's a girl…" Italy said.

"They have a plan to genderbend us?" Tootie immediately replied.

"This got to be crazy…" Trixie said. Immediately, Timmy was gone on where he should be.

"Never thought he's convinced that easily." Italy said. "Say, how about you little Trixie?"

"Well, um…"

"TRIXIE!" Veronica immediately shouted at her "Someone is trying to pry your locker open!"

"OH GREAT! I still haven't removed a picture of… never mind…" at that moment, Trixie immediately leaves them

"What is Trixie trying to hide?" Tootie asks Italy. Italy shows to her a picture of Timmy.

"Oh… well…" Tootie immediately shouted "TRIXIE, GOOD LUCK SEARCHING TIMMY'S PICTURE!"


Meanwhile…

"Well, the countries said that we will not be the victim of this pranks right?" Chester asks A.J.

"Well, that is not exactly what they said earlier…"


One hour earlier…

"Yo, Sector CL1…" America said "You will not be the victim of the actual prank but rather you shall be the honorary receiver of funny equipment that will eventually spare you, which is actually the opposite of what I said that it will spare you, but actually you will not be victimized by unusual pranks and the truth is that you will be victims which are not exactly what I did not intend…"

"So you mean Sector CL1 will not fall victim in this prank?" Sanjay immediately replies.

"Just know what I meant!" America just smiled.


A.J. and Chester saw Timmy running towards his locker and when Timmy opened it, a flood of crumpled paper holding all of his F grades are found.

"Poor Timmy…" Chester said. Chester opened his locker and a piece of mud covered his face.

"Well, that's not…" upon opening his locker, A.J. received a piece of cake flinging towards his face.


Meanwhile…

"This is not an awesome job for the awesome me…" Prussia said to himself while trying to pry the locker of Trixie thanks to a threat from Hungary. When Trixie so it, Trixie rushes in and Prussia quickly retreats. Good thing that Prussia has not done anything wrong (or does he?).


Unknown to them…

"Hungary, what's in your mind for putting a frying pan on Trixie's locker?" Austria asks while looking at the list of items found inside their lockers.

"Well, you know, I also want to play a prank…" Hungary said. She then turned a little sinister and said "…on someone…"


"At least no one tried to mind my secret…" Trixie whispered to herself.

"You still have a secret?" Timmy asks him telepathically.

"I could easily guess that… but was told to be quiet!" Tootie responded.

"What kind of adult would try to pry a popular girl's locker right?" Chad followed. The two popular boys simultaneously opened their lockers and the famous Spanish tomatoes went directly on their faces.

"Wow, looks like…" Veronica opened hers and a plate of pasta sauce hurtled on her.

"WAIT, WHO'S BEHIND THIS!" Veronica yelled. Trixie open hers and she was solidly hit by a frying pan. Trixie recovered and reads a note stuck on it.

"If ever you find something missing in your locker, find an albino named Gilbert…" Trixie reads. She searched her locker, immediately took the frying pan and ran towards where Prussia went.

"What do you think made Trixie mad?" Tad asks the two popular kids.

"Um, no clue…" Veronica replied.


All students in the class are victims of the classic locker prank. Some of them got a lot of mystery things from water balloons to gums and stuff like that.

"Wow, what kind of kid would do…" Francis opened his locker and splat of honey went to his face.

"WHOEVER DID THIS WILL SUFFER MY PAIN!"

"What if it's me?" a familiar Russian voice said with a very creepy aura.

"Um, ah… well… I'm just joking…"

"FREE EXTRA CLOTHES BARGAIN FOR A DOLLAR-ARU!" China yelled from afar.


After everyone got cleaned, everyone got the classic whopper cushion treatment. Italy and Romano stood up as teachers for the day.

"Well, perhaps you are having so much fun!" Italy said.

"Well, that gives me…" Romano pressed a remote and Italy went flying on the ceiling, hitting himself on the head.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Romano said.

"This is the weirdest day ever…" Timmy said to himself.

"At least you won't deserve the pranks we do at KND…" A.J responded.


When Italy was back on the floor…

"Ve~ Romano, I have a gift for you!" Italy said, giving a gift to his beloved brother.

"Wow, kind for you, well…" Romano opened it and a boxing glove went flying, causing Romano to go to the ceiling.

"VE~"

"YOU CRAZY &%^%&%^&%, I'M NOT GOING TO EXPORT TOMATOES TO YOUR PASTA!" Romano yelled.

"NO! PLEASE! YOUR TOMATOES ARE THE BEST! PLEASE, FORGIVE…"

"Uh excuse…" when Germany entered the room, he got soaked from a bucket above him.

"WHO'S THE DUMKOFT WHO DID THIS!"

"Actually, it Feliciano…" Romano presented Italy Veneciano in front of Italy.

"IF THIS IS A WAR, I WOULD LITERALLY SKIN YOU ALIVE!" Germany yelled.

"WAIT, I DIDN'T DO IT! I MEAN, OF COURSE, I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS PRANKS FOR THIS DAY BUT I''M BEGGING YOU, I DIDN'T DO IT!" Italy suddenly panicked.

"Alright, among all the days, why would…" at that moment, the three noticed that the students are looking at them.

"Oh, pardon me. Feliciano, did you say to them what kind of day is this?" Germany asks the hairly-curled representation of Northern Italy.

"Um, I forgot to…" Italy replied.

"Well, our apologies. Today, we are actually doing a very annoying, I mean, special day to uplift your spirits. What's the use of all work and no play…"

"Like what you always suggest?" Italy immediately replied. At that moment, Germany gave Italy a very solid hit on the head.

"… if at least once in a while, you could have fun?" Germany seemed to be disgusted by what he said. "Well, if you pardon me, I have to call Feliciano and Romano for some meeting." When the three countries left, Trixie returned with a pan on one of his hand. When she went to her sit…

"Trixie, what did you do?" Veronica asks her.

"Um, better if we do not talk about it…"


Meanwhile…

"You better return that picture you took…" Germany said to Italy.

"Why is that? As if something is going wrong right?" Italy responded. At that moment, Germany just pointed at a now-battered Prussia who seemed to have the same everyday beating he got from Hungary.

"I'll put 45 Euros down my bag it's Hungary as always…" Romano said.

"Well, I have here a contract, sign it if you want before betting…" Germany said. Romano signed the mystery contract with an amount and Germany continued "Well, thanks for bringing in the fool in you…"

"What do you mean by…"

"Actually, this beating was caused by none other Trixie Tang using the Chinese Version of the Hungarian Panning Technique…" Germany replied.


The Hungarian Panning Technique

"Welcome to a very special issue to teach you how to achieve the best use of a frying pan as a weapon…" Hungary said. "If I would give you a background, this technique was wildly use by me and, as expected, China copied it…"

"HEY, THAT THE LOST ART OF THE 14th WUSHU STYLE!" China yelled from afar.

"Also, this technique was also popularized in Hollywood in the animated film Tangled, a formidable weapon of choice. Now, first is for you to learn the basics…"

(shows Hungary the model of her pan, a Hungarian-made 14th century metal pan handmaiden by a royal blacksmith)

"First is your choice of pan. The date and place made is not that important, unless it's made from China. It is recommended that the pan you used must be wide enough to fit a human head on it to bring a much more effective blow. Second, it is highly recommended that the pan used must be heated for a much more better effect on your opponent. Thank you and tune in next time!"