Dear Mr. Diary,
Since Edward thinks I need to do stupid stuff... I SHALL!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...Ha?
Yeah...
Emmett.
"Omg!!" I said.
"What now Emmett?" Edward-o asked, "And yes I know that you just put 'Edward-o' in my name after I said 'What now Emmett?'"
"Whoa!" I was like 'omg' well anyways, "I need more stupid ideas"
"Ok go drown yourself and die."
"Isn't that the point of drown?" I asked.
"Just do it!" He shouted.
"Ok commander!" I said.
---A La Push!
"Why are you here leech?" Jacob asked as I walked towards the cliff edge
"Well duh, last time I wanted to fly... This time I wanna drown!" I said cheerfully.
"Suicidal much?"
"Naw, Edward's giving me dumb ideas!" I said.
"Oh." Jacob, "well in that case! It was nice knowing you! Have a nice trip! See you next fall!" He stuck his leg out and I tripped, and fell.
"WEEE!!" I shouted. Then I hit the water.
Ok. I'm now at the bottom now... WAIT!! THIS WAS A SET UP! I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE! SO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DROWN!?
I came up to the top, "DAMN YOU SUPER VAMPIRE CAN'T DIE POWER!" I shouted.
Then Jacob was next to me, holding my hand "Omg! You're so brave Emmey-poo! Marry me!" He said, fluttering his eyelashes.
"Did you just imprint on me?" I asked.
"By golly good gosh! Of course I did silly!" He hugged my arm.
"DAMN YOU EDWARD!" I shouted.
