I don't own Pokemon, Dust, or Bane, who belong to Dranicus101.
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When Mewtwo dragged himself back into the room, he was greeted with a very suspicious looking crime scene. "Who died?" he asked, temporarily de-Mega evolving. "And which one of you ate my food?"
"We don't talk about that here." Dust was wearing a funeral veil that said 'Happy Sixteenth Birthday, Mew!' in very faded letters.
Aegothis finished washing the blood off of some knives (despite the fact that Jay died of her own stupidity, a bloodless death) and innocently turned to the obese Legendary. "I don't know what you're talking about."
Dusk Shadow was just sitting at a table, melting crayon wax with a lighter.
Eclipse was drawing a picture of a house falling down onto Mewtwo. When he saw the psychic looking at it, he pocketed it and grinned. "What? A Zorua can dream!"
"We don't talk about that here!" Dust whispered fiercely, stomping a clawed foot and causing an avalanche in Snowpoint.
"Where is here?" Mewtwo asked, looking around the room that was painted completely black. "And where's your fridge?"
"Have some pie!" Roman said, bursting out of the floor like a jack-in-a-box and handing Mewtwo one of his prized colored pencils. "I know, it's a very sophisticated gift from me to you," he said, nodding and stumbling over the word 'sophisticated'. "Merry Christmas!"
"You idiot, Christmas is over!" Ae furiously launched into the Preamble of the Constitution.
Roman gasped. "Wait, whaaaaaaat? My life is ruined! Next thing you're going to tell me is that Santa Claus doesn't exist!"
Dusk Shadow decided to intervene, seeing that Ae would not hesitate from utterly destroying Roman's childish dreams. "I think you should rap, Roman!" he said nervously.
Ae snarled and frothed at the mouth, scrubbing furiously at the dried bloodstains on his knives. "Try it and I will end your miserable existence upon this cursed earth!"
"Okay! Here we go!" Roman began making obnoxious beatboxing noises with his mouth. "Puzzles are hard, but I like fuzzy cards! I don't have a phone, and my nonexistent bank won't give me a loan!"
"Shutupshutupshutupshutp!" Mewtwo hit him with a mildly soft Psystrike, meaning that it was hard enough to barely put a Steelix in a coma. "WHO DIED? WHERE'S MY AFTERNOON SNACK?"
"Jay died boohoo we don't care I burned the dirt around her body but she didn't burn because she's a Fire type duh haha I'm dumb!" said Deoxys manically.
"Ummm no, that was actually me…" an Infernape, coincidentally the same one that appeared in Chapter 19- uh-oh, Ae's looking pretty murderous right now- more murderous than usual, I mean. "My team kind of rebelled and started a rock band so I'm now teamless… although that may have been because I tried to strangle that Weavile with a piece of paper… I'm still wondering why that didn't work…"
"We're going to get along famously!" Ae said with a sharp smile. "Don't worry, we have an arsonist, we're all guilty of assault except for maybe Dusk Shadow, Dust is a crazy inventor that blows things up-"
"My protective bubbles work!" Dust said with an injured look. "And my… well, my D.T.D.T.A.F.F.N.S.R was funding me for a while- but now I'm a LONE WOLF! Or is it Absol? I'm a LONE ABSOL!"
"-and I probably snapped a while back anyways. And don't let me forget Roman, who I cannot describe properly for fear of making your brain cells die."
"He's a rapper. A terrible one."
"He doesn't have muscles."
Roman gasped and flexed. "I DO TOO!"
"He's weird."
"He smells bad."
"I DO NOT! That deodorant said 'for lasting freshness! I only put it on, like, two days ago! IT LIED TO ME!"
"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that!" the Infernape said with a bright smile. "I'm Entei."
"But you're an Infernape," Eclipse said with a confused tilt of the head.
"My mother had a box full of screws loose when she named me."
"Nice to meet you," Roman said, now sporting a tuxedo and fake sunglasses. "I'm Roman, that's spelled A-R-B-Y-S. Who are you? Oh wait, I know- Batman! No, you're not black and you don't have a cape. Are you Spiderman? No, wait, you're too tall. Ohh, I know! You're Deoxys!"
"I'm right here!" Deoxys snapped.
"Enough talking about silver armor!" Mewtwo growled, stomping his foot. "Who killed the Pignite?"
"Absolutely nobody," Dusk Shadow said. "She killed herself."
"Ah, a suicide!" Mewtwo pulled a notepad and pencil out of his tail and began writing down notes.
"That's not how you spell 'suicide'!" Ae peeked over the psychic cat's shoulder, where he was drawing a picture of a rainbow over a mountain of food. Under it were the words Mewtwo plus Pie equals Alicorn.
Snarling about cars under his breath, Mewtwo Teleported out of the room.
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So close to 50! :DDD
