Greetings peoples! I don't own this list, and you guys have my permission to spread the news. Now, it's time to answer… DA COMMENTS! And since so many people found the reference, FREE COOKIES FOR ALL!

Ryoubakura98: THANKS! You said that it was better than Paraboss.

Melvin: But if you kill me, than I shall become stronger than ever!

Zukofan2005: THANKS! But I thought that you loved the Bakuras! Yes; it's the chapter after this one!

Maximumride123: THANKS! Wow, that is the ultimate compliment! So, I'm not going to be welcomed to the Herd?

PrankK1ng: THANKS! Eeyup.

PhilthePersonaGuy: THANKS! (high fives back)

Vampiressbeauty20: THANKS! I agree, but when I read Twilight, I thought that it was sappy and that Bella was a Mary Sue.

BlackRoseDragonCK: THANKS! I'll send him some Gummy Bears.

Lonewolfgirl - sademo588: THANKS! Darn it, I knew that I should have made a more subtle reference! Oh yeah! That's right.

Avalongal316: THANKS! Waitamoment… CUPCAKES?

Cupcakes? Well, if it has ponies, I want to read it!

An hour later…

WHAT THE FRIG DID I JUST READ?

FangandIggyRule: THANKS! Bakura, Bakura, Bakura!

MutantEnemy6789: THANKS! I shouldn't have noted it in the end. Derp.

: THANKS! Eeyup.

Emichan and PhoenixWarrior: THANKS! You'll see next chapter, but yeah, Bill is Scrooge.

Shadowcharmerdemon: THANKS! Oh, that makes sense. Grace, WHY U SO ADORABLE?

Marilynjayfreak: THANKS! Here it is!

Scaevola2: THANKS! Well, I was busy that week, so I kind of Leeroy Jenkins'd into the chapter and threw some crap together. AF ref was when Tea was stopping Tristan from attacking his hot dog. Read the review of the last chapter by lonewolfgirl - sademo588 to see where it was. Okay; I will!

YamiNoGamer69: THANKS! Oh, I remember now! You cameo'd in one of Zilla's reviews in a previous chapter! No, Melvin's a murderous sunflower.

ScarletBlackberry of the M.B.S.: THANKS! All out? Okay then… Ryou will cameo this chapter. My favorite? 'No animal shall kill another animal.' It leads up to the goriest part of the book. OMG, I have read Cupcakes. AND I LIVED.

Why are you pelting me with Rainbow Dash? Do you have any aversion to parties, cupcakes, and Pinkie?

Nameless Sky: THANKS! Well, hold on; this will pass number 100!

Yu-Gi-Oh is owned by Kazuki Takahashi. Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is owned by LittleKuriboh/CardGamesFTW. Gives You Hell is owned by All American Rejects. Till The World Ends is owned by Britney Spears. Yakety Sax is owned by James Q. Rich.

When you see my face,

Hope it gives you hell,

Hope it gives you hell

When you walk my way,

Hope it gives you hell,

Hope it gives you hell

If you find a man that's worth a damn and treats you well,

Then he's a fool you're just as well,

Hope it gives you hell!

"So, Marik," Bakura asked, as he squeezed into his chair in the theater, "Why exactly are we here instead of Target today?"

Marik jumped into the seat next to him, and yelled "Are you friggin' kidding me? This theater company is putting on a play! About our escapades at Target!"

Bakura sighed. "Marik, are you sure that this won't be a bloody flop?"

"Hush, little kitty. The show's starting!"

Soon, the curtain in the theater rose, and revealed a bare stage. Everyone started clapping, except Bakura, who facepalmed.

Suddenly, an actress walked onto the stage, and sat herself on a stool. "Hello, everyone," she greeted, "I am the narrator of this story, and today, I have a story to tell. Now, where did I put it?" After fumbling around, the narrator pulled out a small book. "Ah, here it is," she said, and opened it to a certain page. "Now, today's story is about two young men who screw up in a department store."

Suddenly, a woman's voice from offstage yelled, "Hey, Baaaakura!"

Marik indignantly commented, "What? They couldn't get an actual man to play me?" Bakura couldn't help but snicker at this unfortunate detail.

Soon, a couch rolled onto the stage, where a young man wearing a long, white wig was reading a book that said: Stealing Powerful Egyptian Artifacts for Morons. Then, a woman who looked almost like Marik walked onto the stage.

Marik screamed, "Her shirt is not sufficiently midriff baring enough for my tastes! And that, my good kitty, is one detail that any people dressed as me should EFF! up!"

The woman that was playing Marik screamed, "BAKURA! I have found a list that will help us finally defeat that foolish fool that calls himself 'the Pharaoh'!" She then pulled out a long, long, long list, and threw it at 'Bakura'.

'Bakura' read it, and said, "Marik, I am not going to bloody do this! It will ruin my reputation!"

Bakura cringed at how out of character he was in the play. 'Marik' continued with, "But Bakura! If we do this list, then the Pharaoh shall be humiliated, and we will be victorious against him! He shall be forced to admit defeat!"

'Bakura' rolled his eyes, and got up from the couch. As a blackout happened, and the scene changed, the narrator continued with, "So, the duo got into the trusty car, the Marikmobile, and sped off to a store called Wal-Mart."

Marik yelled, "It's Target!"

The narrator continued with, "SO! In Wal-Mart, they got down to business."

The lights came up, revealing the actor and actress in 'Wal-Mart'. 'Bakura' drew out the list, and read, 'Number 151: Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused."

Bakura asked, "Shouldn't they be starting at Number 1?"

Marik replied, "But the number has 1 in it!"

"Marik, that is not the same thing."

Soon, it showed the two running around, switching the signs, confusing many customers. Then, the narrator narrated, "But one thing wasn't enough for them. No, you see, they agreed that each day, not one, not two, but THREE things would be done each day."

'Bakura' pulled out the list again, and read, "Number 152: Ask for goat milk."

Then, the scene changed, to reveal a man dressed as an Ancient Egyptian pharaoh pushing a shopping cart. He was wearing a puzzle piece painted metallic gold. This man declared, "I am Yami, the spirit of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh. With my Millennium Puzzle," he continued, motioning to the gold jigsaw puzzle piece around his neck, "I have unlimited power!"

Bakura confessed, "Okay, that's actually sort of funny."

'Marik' ran up to 'Yami', and asked, "May I have some goat milk, please?"

'Yami' snorted, and replied, "I don't have time to deal with you." He raised his hand, and boomed:

MIND CRUSH!

Suddenly, there were several brightly flashing lights, as 'Marik' collapsed to the floor. Marik blinked, and yelled, "Whoa! Talk about getting a seizure!" Bakura, meanwhile, was startled by the flashing lights so much, he retreated back into the Ring, leaving a confused Ryou behind.

'Bakura' ran onto the stage, and shook 'Marik' awake. He yelled. "Marik! Are you okay?"

'Marik replied, "My head feels so fuzzy. Oh Bakura, I should never have left you!" The actor and the actress started to kiss one another.

Marik's eyes widened. He looked at his shaking hands, and lampshaded, "Holy frig, I feel like I'm reading a bad yaoi fanfic."

Ryou asked, "What? Where the bloody hell am I?"

"Oh, hi Limey."

On stage, the actor and actress finished kissing. The actress pulled out the list from nowhere, and read, "Number 153: Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say 'AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!', until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" Then, walk away calmly, like nothing happened."

As an actor portraying Frank was restocking the shelves, 'Marik' ran into a wall, and screamed, "Gah! The pain! It feels as if a 100 knives stabbed me at the same time!"

Marik rolled his eyes, and said, "Talk about drama!"

'Frank' went up to 'Marik', and asked, "Are you okay, Ms. Ishtar?"

Marik gasped. "A girl? THEY TURNED ME INTO A FRIGGIN' GIRL? As if making my actress female wasn't humiliating enough, they feel a need to make me an actual female too? WHAT THE FRIG, DIRECTOR?" And with that, Marik stood up, and stomped out of the theater.

Ryou shrugged, sat back in his seat, and watched the rest of the play. He left early too, however, when they had made a scene based on the first time he met Melvin.

And now for the stinger!

(Montage of everything hilarious that has ever happened at Target and this fanfic to 'Yakety Sax')

(LINE BREAK)

On a stage filled with tap dancing background people, juggling monkeys, and silver confetti rain, Marik sung:

I can't take it, take it, take no more!

Never felt like, felt like this before,

Come on get me, get me on the floor!

DJ what you, what you waiting for?

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Woah oh oh oh oh oh ohhh!

Christmas special. Next chapter. 'Nuff said. So, in case anybody got confused, they were watching a play based off of the first 10 chapters of this fanfic. Does that make more sense? Hopefully. :3

~ Sailorblaze