Chapter 51

Plan 5 From Wawanakwa

"Tell me again, why are we listening to this quarter-wit when we could just tear down the wall? This is obviously a just a set!" Courtney said angrily. Jenny groaned as she and Courtney followed Lindsay, who blindly went in every direction.

"Courtney....please....shut up!" Jenny groaned annoyed.

"Look, we've been here five times already!" Courtney complained. This time Lindsay groaned along with Jenny.

"I can't help it. This place is really big!" Lindsay whined. Courtney rolled her eyes. Suddenly, Ed came running around the corner, and he smacked into Lindsay, and both of them fell to the floor.

"....Where am I?" Lindsay said dazed and confused. Ed got back up and began yelling.

"Guys, TEDS CRAZY!" Ed explained in a sob.

"Since when has he been sane?" Courtney asked. Courtney then laughed at her own joke.

"Please will you help him?!" Ed pleaded. Jenny sighed.

"Fine, but remind me to regret it afterwords..." Jenny agreed.

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After he led the girls to the large door, Ed kicked the door open and ran in.

"Hey Ted!" Ed greeted cheerfully. As the rest of the campers walked in, Ted began talking in the computerized voice Ed had become frightened of.

"I am no longer Ted, I am now a mere figment of his original organism..." Ted replied.

"Quack!" Ed muttered, confused.

"Idiot." Jenny muttered as Ed watched Ted's red eyes.

"What have you done Ed?" Ted asked in the same voice.

"I feel sullied...." Ted continued. Ed then hid behind Jenny, who looked at Ted non-chalantly.

"Come on Ted, snap out it.." Jenny commanded as she began snapping his finger in front of Ted. Ted continued his thousand mile stare, and then suddenly grabbed Jenny's arm and threw her through the wall. Everyone then started screaming and ran out and into the hallway.

"What the heck are we going to do with this idiot who turned pyschopath in a matter of seconds?" Courtney whispered. Ed decided to throw in his input.

"Oh, let's bake a pie and hit me with it!" Ed added.

"Okay, does anybody have any useful input?" Courtney asked again.

"How should we know, you're friends with a pyschopath." Lindsay added. Courtney sighed.

"I'm not friends with him." Courtney answered. Then, everyone noticed Jenny was standing over them.

"Thanks for helping me..." Jenny said sarcastically. Suddenly, everybody turned around to see Ted.

"We must attack!" Ed yelled. Ed, in sheer act of stupidity, grabbed Lindsay and then threw her at Ted. Ted was then thrown to the ground, and his eyes went blank and expressionless.

"Ow..." Lindsay whined from 2 feet over as she rubbed her sore rump. Obviously, Ed ran over to Ted to check on him.

"Ted, are your in there?" Ed asked as he inspected Ted's blank eyes. Suddenly, Ted rose quickly and Ed fell to the ground.

"What, who where?! Oh, hi Ed." Ted greeted. Ed smiled and hugged Ted.

"Ted! We all missed you!" Ed cheered.

"Ha, depends on what you mean by missed." Courtney added.

"Okay, this is all fine and nice, but what about the challenge. We're supposed to find the control panel and blow this thing up, but how are we supposed to when this place is a maze?" Jenny asked.

Then, the ditzy Lindsay noticed a small red button on Ted's back that read "SELF DESTRUCT, STUPID!".

"What's that on your back Ned?" Lindsay asked. Ted then felt dejected once more.

"Ted, Lindsay. My name is Ted." Ted corrected. Jenny then ran over and saw the button.

"Wait, how is it that the self destruct to the...." Jenny was about to ask, when she saw a long wire connected to the control panel to the button.

"The executives must've put that on my back while you guys were gone." Ted concluded.

"Ted, you're back to normal!" Lindsay finally realized. Everyone looked at Lindsay, and then put their attention back to the task at hand.

"Well, that means we just press the button, get it off your back, and then run out!" Jenny strategized.

"Alright, then lets go!" Ted yelled eagerly, and he pressed the button, which caused a flashing light to activate and a balring siren came on. Everyone except Ted and Jenny covered their ears, to which they both look around, confused.

"Why are they covering their ears?" Ted asked. Jenny shrugged her shoulders, and then began trying to pry the button off.

"It won't come off!" Jenny yelled. Ted then went wide eyed.

"What!? Try again!" Ted asked. Jenny began pulling again, and it wouldn't budge.

"DETONATION IN 5 MINUTES." The intercom blared over the siren.

"What are going to do?!" Ed yelled over the defeaning siren.

"We're going to have to.....leave Ted here...." Jenny answered. Everyone gasped, and then began pondering whether to leave Ted there.

"Well, I'd rather leave alive then die because of this nit-wit!" Courtney answered. Ted looked over to Ed, who nudged, as did Lindsay when he glanced at her.

"Fine, I guess I'll die alone...." Ted said dejectingly. Just before anyone could feel sorry for Ted, Courtney ran off by herself.

"We're going to miss you Ted!" Both and Ed and Lindsay said sadly as they hugged Ted. Ted's eyes began to water, and then Ted began wheeping.

"I'M GANNA MISS YOU TOO!" Ted began crying. As everyone began walking away, Ted sat down and began feeling sorry for himself.

"Well, at least this is the best way to go out, on television programming." Ted concluded, trying to cheer himself up. Then, Ted sat down, and the wire and button came right off. Ted turned around, and suddenly noticed the dislodged button.

"YAY! I'm free!" Ted yelled happily. Ted then blasted through the hallway with his boosters, but then his boosters tripped up because of the damage done to them two challenges ago, and he crashed into a wall.

"Great, looks like speed is out." Ted muttered. Ted then noticed a hatch door....only problem was it was 2 stories up.

"Oh great." Ted muttered. Ted, with all his strength, fired up the last of his boosters, and then rocketed up to the the hatch.

Then, a strange chain reaction occured.....

As Ted got up to the hatch, the ship's self destruct then caused it to blast apart, which in turned shot Ted out, and with the damage done to Ted's boosters too critical, he did a barrel roll into the air with flames trailing him.

"AH!!!!" Ted yelled as he fell like a rock into the dirt of the island below.

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"Is he okay?"

"I can do CPR!"

"He's a robot, he doesn't breath."

"I was a robot bounty hunter once!"

Ted woke up to the four campers in front of him.

"Oh hey guys, what's going on!" Ted greeted. Ted then noticed his tattered body.

"Oh, that ain't good....." Ted concluded groggily. Ed nodded in agreement.

"Well, at least it's better than dying..." Ted said somewhat happily. Then, in the worst timing possible, Chris appeared.

"Well, this is tragic and all, but we still mucho time left in the episode! Vote for the camper you want to see off this show, and I'll see you at Bonfire." Chris interupted. After this statement, everyone, except the battered Ted frowned at Chris.

"What? A reality show host's got to make a living." Chris defended.

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As everyone sat down (Except for Ted, who was being held by Ed on his chest), and were eager to see who would go home this week.

"Welcome to another bonfire meeting. As you all know, there are only 4 marshmallows tonight, and however doesn't recieve one will have to walk the Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers, and never come back...ever." Chris stated once again.

"The first marshmallow goes to.....Jenny."

"Courtney,"

"Lindsay"

Right as Lindsay got her marshmallow, both Ted and Ed realised they were about to be parted.

*Confessional*

Ted: Look, I love that Big Lug, but......

*Cutback*

"Ted"

Ted the fell to the ground, dropped by Ed. Ed the began crying, and nobody really showed sympathy towards it.

*Confessional*

Courtney: Who cares if he got eliminated? He got brough back into the game unfairly, so he gets what he deserves.

*Cutback*

Ted, who was covered in sand, was too much in pain to say goodbye at Ed walked onto the Boat of Losers and waved goodbye to the island he played his heart out on. As he rode away, Lindsay and Jenny helped lift Ted up.

"I can't believe I did that....I voted Ed off the island.....My only friend...." Ted said sadly.

"Aw, we're still your friends Teddy." Lindsay stated. Ted smiled.

"I guess....that is true....." Ted muttered with a small smile.

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A/N: Yes, the Big Lug, Ed is out once more.

And now....ONLY FOUR REMAIN!

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