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Midnight, Dream world of a frozen everything:

"And then Reimu screamed in pain, while twitching about! It looked really painfull!" Yukari feel out of her gap, stunned beyond words, and blushing like crazy. Cirno had just recounted the entire tale of her conquest of Reimu, from start to finish, with a hint of ignorance added. How could she have not noticed the fairy that whole time? ! I enjoyed a good laugh at the Sukima's expense, while Mima looked about, as though out of a trance. Just what had she done? Not only had she sealed away Yuuka, she even went so far as to steal the dream world for herself, and spirit away the entire population of Gensokyo to sacrifice! And for what? Power? She was already one of the strongest in all of Gensokyo! I noticed Mima struggling with her thoughts, so I decided to step in.

"Mima, it's not your fault. If you want to blame anyone, the culprit is right over there." Mima looked to where I was pointing, and gave a death glare to Yukari.

"My, my... It looks like you've mended your border of Good and Evil, now doesn't it?" Yukari collected herself, and began grinning. The blush that was spread across her face didn't help her in the act of intimidation at all.

Mima snarled and aimed a hand at the gap hag, her hand pulsing with a jet black color as she got ready for a twilight spark. One nice thing about spark attacks is they are one of the few things Yukari can't gap. They simply hurt her, as though she were hit by it herself, if she trys.

"Twilight spark!" The beam wasn't super charged like it had been before, but it was still the most powerful form of spark. The thick black laser reacted to the cold in the air by creating a bit of steam.

Yukari hopped to the side, avoiding it completely.

"You'll have to do better than that if you wish to defeat me!" Yukari chuckled, and began to float towards the ceiling.

"Get back here, Youkai!" Cirno began to charge, blade in hand.

"I wouldn't do that if I..." Cirno was gapped just as she was about to reach the target of her anger, flying full speed into the ground by Yuuka. "...were you." I had tried to warn the girl, but to no avail.

Cirno's body was stuck in the frozen floor, squirming, unable to get out on her own. Her dress flopped down around her waist, showing off the fact that she hadn't felt the need to create a certain somthing out of ice. I grabbed her by the legs, and began to try and yank her free. How I missed my Youkai strength, which had been replaced with weak fairy muscles.

"Mima! Pull this girl out, I doubt we can win with just you and I." Mima looked over to us, and began to blush lightly at the fairy butt that was flailing about hypnotically. She floated over to lend a hand, and yanked the fairy out. Cirno gasped for air, and fixed her dress.

"Maybe I have time for a nap, if you're going to take this long to attack." Yukari began yawning, obviously bored out of her mind. Had she been serious, the battle would have most likely have been over by now, one way or another. Even if the choice wasn't the most wise, she began to sleep on the ground, ignoring the rather cold floor. She had actually been sleeping, up untill coming here, so she was rather half asleep.

"Hey! Don't you go falling asleep on us, you old hag!" Cirno just had to say it, didn't she... Yukari's eyes shot open, a gap swallowing her up, before she sucker punched cirno across the room.

"Hag? HAG? ! I'm only 17!" Yukari was quite pissed at this point, not even feeling a bit sleepy after what Cirno had called her. There are just some things you plain don't do. One, calling Cirno stupid. Even mentioning the word 'pad' around the head maid of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. And finally, and the worst of all, calling Yukari old. Not only do you have to defend yourself at that point, you have to constantly call her young for the rest of your life, at the threat of having your life ended if you don't. And if you win, you still have to shout compliments about how youthful she looks, in order to get her cooled down.

"Grr... Boundry: Balance of Motion and Silence" Unlike under spellcard rules, the effect was not Danmaku. Suddenly everyone felt much slower, and not a peep could be heard.

I knew what to expect, as I had fought Yukari like this once before. It was actually how I ended up in control of the border of dreams. ...Wait, could it be that she is trying to take it back, after all these years? Could that be why she had used Mima like that? I'd ask, but I'm unable to make a sound.

Cirno peeled herself off of the wall, only to get wacked with Yukari's parasol, which was re-inforced by the border of Durability. She was hit so hard, that any normal parasol wouldn't have just bent, it would have snapped in two!

Mima began to fly as fast as she could, so as to help the little fairy who had offended the number one worst person to offend. Her movement was slugish, and a twilight spark would likely hit the both of them. Half the speed of light, is still quite fast, but she wasn't willing to risk it.

Yuuka, however, not only was willing to spark the hag in this situation, hers was safe to the ice fairy, being an icy spark attack.

"-" After reciting the name of it, her beam of pure cold energy collided with the Sukima, throwing her off of Cirno, and covering her in a thin layer of ice which soon shattered when she flew into the wall, and causing the shatter that was a spell break, as well.

"Grr... Try this on for size! Evil Spirits: Yukari's Spiriting Away" Suddenly any and all ghosts around, save for Mima, began to appear. Among them were Saigyouji Yuyuko, Soga no Tojiko, and Myon. Yes, without Youmu. All of them were still just as asleep as before, but they all glared at us with their closed, or in the case of Myon, non-existant, eyes. Yukari was quite imobile from the spell, but we had far worse things to worry about. One of the ones here could manipulate the border of Life and Death to cause death, but would Yukari have her do that? She wouldn't. ...Right? Plus, None of them are evil, are they?