Steveaaml, (aka: THE SUGGESTION BEAST) – Pikachu is pregnant, Roses from a "Secret Admirer" (Nothing involving Drew), first time sex

I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH WITH THESE PROMPTS, SIR. I CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH.


"Pikachu is a boy."

"I think you'll find she's not."

Brock was rubbing the little mouse behind the ears with a little smirk on his face, while Pikachu herself seemed quite content to curl up in his lap. But that didn't make sense. Pikachu had to be a boy. He had called Pikachu a boy. Granted, it wasn't like Ash had ever checked. It never really crossed his mind to asked Nurse Joy to do a quick check of Pikachu's internal hardware. It never even occurred to him that the hardware could be internal. Apparently, it was pretty common for pokemon to have all their genitals inside, and the boy stuff only popped out for mating.

Ash felt he could have gone his whole life without this information.

He shook his head firmly. "I've called him...her...Pikachu a boy plenty of times. Pikachu never gets mad at me for it."

"Why would she?" Brock laughed. "It doesn't make a difference to them. It's not an insult to be called a girl or a boy, and that's assuming they even know the difference between us saying him and her. It's not like it makes a difference, Ash. The only time gender really matters is when you start breeding them."

Ash groaned, lowering his head into hands. "I wasn't trying to breed him! Her! I don't want Pikachu to have a bunch of babies! H-she is my greatest battler! She's my best friend! I mean, I don't want to have to stop traveling so she can raise her babies, but I don't think I can just leave her behind, even with someone as great as you, Brock."

"It'll be okay, Ash. Just be patient." Brock handed Pikachu back to Ash, who eagerly curled up into her masters lap with a sleepy "cha". The younger boy smiled a little, running his hand over her back, his smile growing when she arched into his touch, and made a little growl that sounded almost like purring. It was comforting to know that Pikachu was still his Pikachu, girl or boy. He looked up to catch Brock with a wry smile. "After you walked in on her very first sexual encounter, I think you owe it to her to be a bit patient, don't you?"

Ash flushed. "I can't believe we walked in on-"

"No, no, don't pin this one on me!" Brock said, bursting into laughter. "You were the one who heard weird noises and had to go investigate. You were the one who wouldn't listen to me telling you that Pikachu was perfectly fine. It's all your fault that you walked in on her having sex with some random pokemon."

"How could you have known? She could have been fighting She could have been getting hurt!" Ash protested desperately. His hand stayed smooth on Pikachu's back through years of practice, and her and her ever rounding belly wasn't disturbed in the least by all the shouting. "I heard a roserade!"

Brock was nearly hysterical by this point. "Well, they can breed and-"

"Why can they breed? That doesn't even make sense!"

"It actually, does. You see, the genetics of-"

"I thought the roses she had been getting were from, like...I don't know! Maybe Drew was being creepy! He's been known to be creepy!"

That dried his laughter up. He gave Ash a very strange look. "He gave roses to May, Ash."

"He gave them to her pokemon."

"No, he-"

"He said he was. Maybe he really was and he was giving them as a sign of congrats! I did really well in that last gym battle!"

"How would Drew have seen that? And, even if he did, why would he care?"

Ash frowned. "Oh, like you can deny that it wasn't an amazing battle?"

"Ash, it was-!" Brock slapped his hands on his thighs and sighed, calming himself down. Ash was panicked, and nervous, and afraid he was about to lose his star battler. With a few deep breaths, he calmed down and attempted to explain, "Pikachu...she's not going to be able to battle for a few weeks. It doesn't take long for her to have an egg, and when she finally does, you'll have a little pichu, just one. You've handled baby pokemon before. You can take a few weeks off for her, can't you?"

"I...I guess I can train everyone else really hard, while we wait for her." Ash looked up, and Brock saw the boy blink back worried tears. "I'd do anything for her, Brock. Pikachu is my best friend."

Brock smiled, and looked down at Pikachu. "I know, Ash, and I think she does too."