A/N: Well writing's more fun than homework and revision so here you go! I feel like I haven't done a teenager Klaine chapter in ages so I might make that the next one... Please leave reviews and prompts also if you tell me the kinda thing you like to read no matter how wacky I could try and do it because wanna try something a little different :) Happy reading!
Disclaimer: I don't own glee... at all... not even a tiny little chunk of it...
Kurt woke up to the silence of an empty bedroom; it was rare that Blaine ever woke up before him so he decided to investigate. Walking across the landing he couldn't hear the usual music blaring out from their daughter's bedroom so he assumed she'd slept in a bit today as well, Blaine was still nowhere to be found however so he carried on moving. There were no sounds of cooking coming from the kitchen so that plan was quickly abandoned but there were some shuffling sounds coming from the lounge.
Sticking his head round the door Kurt found Blaine seemingly submersed in piles of pamphlets, his face a mixture of concentration, confusion and disgust.
'Blaine honey, what're you doing so early?' Kurt asked, trying to lose the croakiness from his voice.
'I wanted to finish looking through these before Elizabeth wakes up' he replied, not letting his attention drift from the pages of information in front of him.
'And what would these be?' Kurt asked as he stepped forward and scooped a few up, he immediately felt the urge to put them back down again after seeing the cover 'Why are you doing this now?!' He asked 'She's still so young; shouldn't we wait a bit longer until we show her all of... all of this?' He asked, panicking slightly. He knew they'd have to give Elizabeth the talk one day but he couldn't face doing it today, especially when some of the pictures inside these pamphlets made him feel queasy.
'Kurt, Elizabeth's getting older now, Cooper was around this age when we gave him the talk' Blaine reasoned, shoving the pile out of the way so that Kurt could join him on the couch.
'Yes but Cooper was so much easier, at least I actually knew what I was talking about when we were explaining to him!' Kurt said, getting obviously flustered at the prospect of having to talk to Elizabeth about that kind of thing.
'Well if you read over these you will know what you're talking about, I've been reading them all morning and once the horrible thought of Elizabeth doing this stuff goes away you can actually focus and get through them pretty quickly.' Blaine said, adding the one he'd just been looking over to the pile and starting a fresh one. Kurt just sighed knowing he was never going to win this, giving into his fate he picked one up and surprised the urge to puke all over the first page, this was going to be a long morning.
After finishing the first one he wasted no time in tossing it on the pile, taking his time however to pick up a new one. They were distracted unexpectedly by a pair of feet padding softly down the stairs and their daughter making her way to the kitchen, completely unaware she was being watched.
'Hey, Elizabeth?' Blaine called, she startled a little before making her way back through
'I didn't know you were down here all ready' she said, coming over to sit with them. She paused when she saw what it is they were looking at. 'What are those?' She asked, eyeing the pile suspiciously 'please tell me this isn't happening' She said, more to herself than anybody else, quickly spinning around she tried to make a run from the room.
'Not so fast hun,' Kurt said leaping up and catching her elbow, he then proceeded to sit her back in her intended seat 'I had to look through these for you, the least you can do is help get this over with as soon as possible' He said, he sat down next to her and she buried her head in his shoulder
'Get it over with' she said with a melodramatic sigh.
'You're such a drama queen sometimes you know' Kurt commented, handing her some leaflets
'Can't think who she gets that from' Blaine said under his breath with a smirk, just loud in enough that Kurt could hear though.
'You know I could always leave you here to do this by yourself?' He teased, making a move to stand up. Blaine grabbed Kurt and pulled him back into him, tangling him in his arms and legs.
'No, I don't wanna do it by myself!' Blaine said refusing to let Kurt budge.
'Now who's being melodramatic?' Kurt asked, raising his eyebrow. Elizabeth cleared her throat
'As much as I love you guys I'd actually quite like to get this over with' she said, organising the pamphlets into a pile and trying to hide the blush that crept across her face at what some of them said.
'Okay, where to start' Blaine said thoughtfully.
Their conversation took off from there, Kurt and Blaine were both offering all the extra bits of information they could from what they'd learnt that morning, all to be refused by Elizabeth who was beyond mortified. She was just walking through the door having finally made her escape twenty minutes later when Kurt called and made her stop again.
'Seriously Dad, I get it, I can come to you anytime...' She trailed off again looking like she wanted nothing more than to curl up into a ball and disappear.
'It's not that, I just wanted to tell you something that my dad - Grandpa Burt to you - told me' She gestured for him to continue. 'You matter, Elizabeth, and don't ever let anybody treat you, or make you feel like you don't, because you do. That means don't throw yourself around like you're not important, because if the person makes you feel like that then they're not the right person' Kurt said, Elizabeth laughed through all of her embarrassment.
'Yeah well grandpa Burt always was the big softy out of all of us.' She said, smiling at some of her memories with him.
'You're free to go now' Kurt said, with an over exaggerated hand movement and she left in a flash with her pile of pamphlets.
'That went well' Blaine smiled to Kurt.
'You did not just make a Harry Potter reference about the talk with our daughter...'
'Sure did'
A/N: And there you have it! The offer still stands, I don't care how weird it is as long as nobody requests mpreg I shall try and write anything! See you next time (I have no idea when that will be...)
