Chapter 51: Ed All Comes Together
Everyone went silent as Eddy entered the gym in a pink gown, his face was covered in make-up and his hair had a big pink bow in it. Lee had her arm over his shoulder, smiling widely. "That's my show stopper." She pinched Eddy's cheek after seeing everyone staring at her work of art. Eddy smacked her hand away.
Kevin and Rolf began to laugh at Eddy. "Nice dress!" Kevin pointed out. Eddy grumbled, hiding his face as he was pushed further into the gym.
"Hey, don't ruin that hard work we put in!" Lee snapped, moving his hands away from his face. Sarah walked in behind dressed up in a pant suit also, taking up the other side of Eddy. Eddy looked around miserably as everyone's attention was on them. Cameras flashed, taking pictures of him.
"Wow Eddy, you look spiffy." Ed smiled, walking up to them, with May standing right by his side. Eddy glared up to Ed. "And my baby sister looks so handsome!" Ed gushed.
"Shut up!" Sarah growled.
May adjusted the bow on Eddy's head. Looking down to his shoes. "Hey, those are mine!" She complained to Lee.
"Your fat feet were the perfect size for him." Lee smiled. May frowned crossing her arms.
"Don't worry my Pork Dumpling, I like your fat feet." Ed cooed, cupping May's face. May blushed giggling.
"Can I go home now?! You paraded me around like some show pony like you wanted, I'd say we're even." Eddy growled looking towards Lee. Lee's grip tightened on Eddy's arm, glaring down to him.
"We ain't even, not by a long shot." She snapped. "If you'll excuse me my protégé, me and my man are gonna dance." Lee shooed Sarah away. Sarah nodded with a smile, walking over towards the table with the food. Ed and May watched as Lee dragged Eddy off towards the dance floor.
Lee took the lead in dancing. They couldn't help but stare at Rolf as he danced by holding Wilfred. He stared back at them, laughing at Eddy.
Eddy looked to Lee. "Whad I do to deserve this shit?" He snapped.
Lee smiled, dunking Eddy, lifting him back up. "You cheated." She announced.
"Cheated?!"
"Yeah, you cheated on me for the girl next door." Eddy's face went red. "My protégé told me all about it." Eddy looked away from Lee. "You know how humiliatin' it is to be screwed around like that?! Therefore, I decided to make you pay, this ain't nothing compared to what is gonna come." Lee threatened. Eddy frowned, looking to Lee. He opened his mouth to say something.
"Excuse me…" Lee glared over to see Edd standing behind her. "… may I cut in and have this dance with Eddy?" Lee and Eddy stared at Edd in disbelief. "Please?" Lee moved away from Eddy, motioning Edd to Eddy. Edd took Eddy's hand and began to do the Waltz with him. Eddy confusedly stepping on Edd's feet in the process.
"What the hell, Sockhead?" Eddy stared at Edd.
Edd looked around, to make sure he was far enough away from Lee. "Eddy, I had an epiphany!" Edd began.
"That's disgusting! I hope you washed your hands!" Eddy scowled.
Edd rolled his eyes, twirling Eddy. "A realization."
"Oh."
"What if Lee and Sarah aren't dating… and they joined forces?" Edd asked.
Eddy frowned. "Tell me something I don't know."
"You knew?" Edd asked in disbelief. Eddy motioned down to his dress. Edd paused looking at it. "Ah… I seem to be losing my touch."
"Listen, no thanks to twerp, Lee knows I slept with Nazz." Eddy whispered, taking the lead to the dance. Edd's eye's widened, glancing back to Lee, who had her arms cross watching them. He glanced back to Eddy. "And Lee wants me to suffer… she told me this was nothin'. She plans on doing worse things, you think you can convince her to back the fuck off?"
"Eddy, Lee is irrational, there is no convincing her." Edd warned. "So you were dating Lee when you were making the beast with two backs with Nazz! Shame on you!" Edd frowned. Ed tangoed past them with May.
"Eddy is a naughty stinker." Ed announced, putting a rose in his mouth. "Did Nazz know?"
"Nazz." Edd blinked, looking back to Eddy. "Eddy, Nazz!" Eddy stared up to Edd confused, he looked around not seeing her. "Nazz was looking for you! She looked nervous and was perspiring when she asked for you."
"Okay…" Eddy dunked Edd. "And I didn't cheat! I dumped Lee remember?!"
"I believe Nazz wants to be with you!" Eddy froze. "Also Eddy, you don't dunk during a waltz." Eddy dropped Edd. He stood in shock, looking around again for Nazz. "Remind me to never perform a trust exercise with you." Edd snapped, standing up, dusting himself off.
"Where is she?" Eddy asked.
The song was over, Edd looked to him. "Eddy… slow down." Edd warned. "You first must deal with your lady in waiting." Edd directed Eddy's attention to Lee, who was making her way back over. "Good luck." Edd whispered, stepping away from Eddy who let out a whine.
Edd left the gym into the hallway, letting out a sigh. "There you are!" Edd shrieked as Marie jumped onto his back, clinging to him. "I thought you weren't coming here!" She smiled kissing his cheek. "Awe, you're still wearing the shirt I messed up!"
"Well, the Triathlon isn't going to set up itself, and I didn't realize this shirt was a mess until recently." Edd sighed, turning his head to look at Marie. "Do you hear that?" He questioned. Marie tilted her head, looking around. She tightened her grip around Edd's neck, leaning back. "Losing balance!" Edd cried, trying to stay up.
Marie nodded. "Sounds like crying." Marie pointed over towards the girls' locker room. "Let's check it out." Marie smiled. Edd shook his head, turning around to face the door. "Come on, Mush!" Marie demanded.
"I don't believe I have the correct plumbing to go in there." He smiled. Marie rolled her eyes jumping off Edd's back, grabbing Edd's shirt, pulling him into the locker-room.
Edd looked around curiously as Marie walked ahead. It smelt of perfume, much more pleasant than the boy's locker room that wreaked of sweat and men's body spray. The crying turned into sniffles. Marie turned around to face Edd. "Come on." She snapped, motioning Edd to follow her. Edd sighed, walking in further. "Maybe we can score you a clean top in here while we're at it." Marie teased.
Edd rolled his eyes. "How kind." Marie smirked, wrapping her arm around Edd's, dragging him closer to her. She leaned her head onto his shoulder. Edd smiled, entwining his fingers.
"You take the left, I take the right." Marie whispered.
"What?" Before Edd could blinked. Marie burst into a run to the right towards a group of lockers. Edd watched, shaking his head. He heard a whimper. Edd glanced over, seeing where the showers were. He walked into them, the whimpering becoming louder. He turned a corner, finding Nazz curled up. She quickly wiped her face, looked up to Edd. "Nazz, is everything okay?" Edd tilted his head.
Nazz looked up to him with a fake smile. "Oh, hey Double D, what's going on?" Nazz stood up, adjusting her dress.
"I should be asking you that." Edd put his hands on his hips. "Why are you hiding in the locker room? Crying?" Nazz bite her lip, turning he gaze to the floor. "Did something happen?" Nazz wrapped her arms around herself, feeling her bottom lip quiver. Edd saw Marie walking up towards them, seeing Nazz. Marie's jaw dropped, pointing to her. Edd shook his head, motioning to her to not say anything.
Marie's eyebrows rose, crossing her arms. "So, who's the guy, Blondie?" Marie piped. Nazz jumped, looked at her. "Better not be that jock again, that guy is a tool." Edd blinked, his eyes widening from revelation.
"It is Eddy." Edd announced. Nazz gawked at both Marie and Edd. "Isn't it?"
"Ew!" Marie snapped. She glared to Nazz, disgusted at the thought. "Seriously, he's an asshole!" Edd elbowed Marie's side. "It's true!" Marie growled.
Nazz looked to the ground ashamed. "It's Eddy, Double D is right." She admitted. Marie cringed, her face puckering. "You don't know him like I know him." Nazz explained to Marie.
"I don't want to know him you like do." Marie retorted.
"Marie, shush." Edd said in a low tone. Marie smirked to Edd, giving him a wink. Edd let out a groan. "Nazz, if you like Eddy, why are you hiding in here, rather than talking to him?"
Marie and Nazz tilted their head to him, both giving him a bewildered expression. "Seriously?!" They both said at the same time. The girls looked at each, bursting into laughter at the mutual reaction.
"I don't understand." Edd shrugged. "What is so wrong about expression feelings?"
Marie sighed. "Unlike you, you premature love whore." Edd's face went red. "It's not that easy for normal people to say things like that, especially to someone when they are being dragged around by my sociopath of a sister. I don't blame you Blondie, you couldn't take on Lee."
"So Double D did say he loves you?" Nazz asked in shock. Marie nodded, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah at the worst time." Edd was offended at the comment. "It's true."
Nazz gasped, covering her mouth. "Oh My God! Double D!" Nazz smiled happily, hugging him. "Congrats dude! I knew you two were meant to be!" Edd blushed, while Marie glared at Nazz, balling her fist. Edd grabbed Marie's hand, before she could throw a punch at Nazz. Nazz turned to Marie, hugging her too. "I never thought Marie would ever break down and…"
"I never said it back." Marie shut Nazz down before she could finish. Nazz moved away, staring at Marie with her mouth shut. "In fact, I tried to run away. But Asshat came after me, and cost me 200 bucks." Edd smiled, kissing her hand. Marie pulled her hand away from him.
"Let's return to the dance… Eddy could use some help right about now. Lee is being malicious towards him." Edd admitted. Nazz shook her head. "Nazz please, I know for a fact Eddy cares about you deeply."
"Then why did he turn me down?"
"What?" Edd cried.
Nazz's eyes began to water. "I… I went to him when I broke you with Kev. Eddy just wanted nothing to do with me."
Edd glanced to Marie who shrugged. "Eddy is going through some things… to be honest it's a horrible relationship." Edd sighed, he looked to his watch. "I need to finish setting up for the Triathlon." Edd eyes brightened. "How about, to avoid any awkward altercation, you join me. I'm setting up in the auditorium. It's empty in there, and actually a bit lonely." Marie stared to Edd perplexed.
"Um, that sounds… good." Nazz gave a little smile.
"Here's the key, you can go on ahead. I'll grab some beverages for us." Edd handed Nazz the auditorium keys. "I'll see you in about 10 minutes." Edd smiled, walking Nazz out the locker room with Marie following behind. Once they were out.
Nazz left for the auditorium, when she was far enough away. Marie grabbed Edd by the ear, dragging him down to her level. Edd gasped, grabbing Marie's hand. "'The fuck are you up to Marion?!" She snapped, squeezing his ear. "I was planning on deflowering you in there tonight!"
Edd's brows furrowed. "I promise you that would not have gone over well." Edd smiled to her. Marie's eyes narrowed. "I have an idea." He whispered. Marie's eyebrows rose. "And I'm sure it'll work."
Marie let go of his ear. "You have my intrigue." She smirked. Edd grinned, beginning to whisper his plan to her. Marie's smile grew wider the more she heard. "'Bout time you used some of those lessons." Marie high fived Edd. She dragged him in for a chest bump.
Edd grabbed her face, kissing her instead. Marie giggled pulling away from him. "I apologize, I thought that's what you were going for." Edd smirked.
Marie licked her bottom lip, shaking her head.
~o~
"You know, it was funny at first, but now it's just sad." Kevin stood with his arms crossed at the bleachers, watching as Lee forced Eddy to kiss her feet. Rolf nodded, drinking the punch.
"Three Haired Ed-Boy is churned." Rolf sighed, looking to Kevin. Kevin pulled out a glass bottle of white rum from his pocket, pouring it into the punch. "Casanova Kevin-Boy, should we do something?" Kevin shook his head, stirring the punch.
"No way man, you saw what those Kankers did with Fluffy!" Kevin objected. "And you've seen them chanting in their circles! They'll probably curse us!" Rolf gasped, spitting onto the ground looking up to the ceiling praying. "What's that for?"
"Rolf wishes not to risk the cursing of the witches." Rolf admitted. They both looked over to see Wilfred drinking all of the punch. "Wilfred!" Rolf screamed. "Lavishing in the nectar of the fruits is a sign of neglect! Has Rolf shamed you?!" Wilfred let out a burp, running away. Rolf chased after him.
Kevin groaned looking in the punch bowl. "Man, what a waste." He sighed.
~o~
"Listen, Lee." Eddy began as Lee dragged him over to a table. She sat down, pushing him onto the ground, using him as a foot stool. "I've kept telling you we were through over the summer!" Eddy snapped. "You're the one who ain't listening about it!" Lee leaned back in the chair, stretching. She smiled as she watched Sarah dancing with Johnny. "Hey, down here!" Eddy waved.
Lee frowned kicking Eddy. "Shut up, I didn't agree to the break-up." Lee snapped. Eddy frowned. "I decide when we're through." Eddy groaned.
Edd approached Eddy and Lee again. "Excuse me…" He waved. Lee glared up at him. "…you look very comfy; may I try out your seat?" Lee rolled her eyes. "Please?" Lee stood up, shoving Edd out of the way.
"Yeah, I'm gonna go get some grub anyway." She snapped. "I'll get you some sprigs of parsley, babe, you're on a diet starting now." She looked at Eddy. Eddy's head hung as he let out a groan.
"Will this night ever end?!" He cried. Edd sat down, putting his feet up on Eddy, watching Lee leave for the table. Eddy glared at him. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Edd looked down at Eddy. "Get your feet off me! Whose side are you on?!" Eddy stood up, forcing Edd's feet to fall off. "What the hell, you gotta plan yet or what?!"
Edd blinked, crossing his arms. "Please?" Edd smiled holding out his hand to Eddy.
"You got one?!" Eddy asked excitedly.
"Double D is the man with the plan today Eddy! Watch your onions." Ed smiled, standing next to Eddy. Eddy looked over to him, crossing his arms. "My lady." Ed bowed to Eddy. Eddy frowned, slapping him.
Edd looked around. "It's not really a plan… it's more of an ultimatum." Edd warned. Eddy stared at Edd. Edd checked to make sure Lee was still over at the snack bar before he continued. He turned back to Eddy. "You stand up to Lee, and give it to her straight that you are through, none of this effete action that you continuously muster whenever you tell her you're breaking up." Edd explained with a smile.
"You think it's that easy? Just walk right up to that crazy… loving, amazing wonderful woman." Eddy changed his tune instantly as Lee walked back over to them.
"Who told you to stand up?!" Lee snapped, throwing a piece of parsley at Eddy. Eddy quickly got back onto the floor, with Lee sitting back down, glaring up at Edd and Ed. "What does Tweedledee and Tweedledum want?" She kicked Eddy. "Where's May?"
Ed spun around in circles searching for May. He stopped, looking at Lee shrugging. "May had to poop because of her excitement." He announced. Lee rolled her eyes, glaring to Edd.
"I'm tired of looking at your face." She pointed out to Edd. "Why don't you go find Marie and make her an honest woman or something productive that involves you getting away from me?" Edd's cheeks went red. Eddy couldn't help but chuckle at the comment.
Ed gasped, covering his mouth. "Double D, you're dating a liar?!" Ed cried.
"No Ed, Lee misused the term… there must be sexual relations happening between the male and female before you can consider it a…" Edd paused seeing Lee smirking at him. "I shouldn't be ashamed of not…" Lee's smile widened as Edd attempted to have a quip. Eddy and Ed watched as Edd let out a growl, scowling at Lee, walking away. "I should not have to put up with this." He muttered.
Lee let out a laugh, taking a bite of her pig in a blanket. "Marie's right, he gets touchy on that subject." Eddy and Ed looked to each other. "I feel like dancing, let's go." Lee sat up, pulling Eddy off the ground, handing Ed her plate. Ed watched as she dragged him back to the dance floor.
Kevin made his way over to Ed. "Dude, Eddy is whipped." Kevin announced, crossing his arms.
"Like a anchovy." Ed nodded. Kevin's brow furrowed.
"Uh, yeah." Kevin nodded to. "Totally, so uh, I overhear Double D has a plan. I wanna help Eddy out too." Ed blinked, looking at Kevin. "It's the least I can do for being a dick to him this week. He looks like he's gonna need the help." Kevin pointed out to Lee and Eddy, as Lee twirled Eddy around until he was green in the face, then spun him around another way.
Ed smiled, hugging Kevin. "We're friends again?!" Ed asked, lifting Kevin from the ground.
"Yeah." Kevin managed to choke out. Ed squeezed him tighter, ignoring the cracking sounds coming from Kevin. "Dork… I can't breathe!" Kevin cried.
~o~
Eddy got away from Lee by rushing into the bathroom. He let out a miserable groan in attempt of trying to pull off the tights. "Why the hell would anyone wear this shit?!" Eddy snapped, trying to pull them off. Kevin entered the bathroom, along with Rolf and Ed. Eddy didn't look up.
"Grab him." Kevin muttered. Eddy looked to them in fear. Ed grabbed Eddy, lifting him as Rolf and Kevin grabbed his legs.
"What?! What's going on?! Why are you…? What are…?" Kevin and Rolf pulled off the high heeled shoes, then yanked off the tights. Ed put Eddy down. Eddy stared down at his legs, experiencing his new-found freedom. He looked into his boxers to make sure everything was alright. "Holy Shit." He gasped. "Thanks, I thought that a fire would start down there if they were on any longer!"
Ed pat Eddy's head. "We're here to help out." Kevin admitted. Rolf nodded.
"Three Haired Ed-Boy needs help facing the heathen." Rolf sighed.
Eddy stared at them in disbelief. Ed smiled "Yeah, and Double D told us the plan." Eddy frowned.
"That stupid dump Lee one?" Eddy grumbled.
Kevin and Rolf looked at each other with a smile. Edd walked into the bathroom, carrying Eddy's slacks and button-down shirt he wore to the Kanker's. He handed them to Eddy, "Trust me Eddy, if you truly want to break it off, it will work." Edd explained. Eddy took the clothes, frowning to Edd. "No violence necessary." Edd grinned.
"On whose behalf?! 'Cause it ain't gonna be mine! Can you open this?" Eddy frowned, turning around. Edd stared as the back of the dress confused, seeing clips and zippers.
"I uh…"
"Dude, it's like a bra." Kevin explained, "You just unhook it." Edd's face went red. Kevin shoved Edd away to try and get the dress undone. "Like this…" Rolf let out a laugh, watching as Kevin struggled to get the dress unhooked.
Eddy rolled his eyes looking back to them. "Casanova Kevin-Boy, Allow Rolf, Rolf has had to rub Nana's back with oatmeal many times." Rolf moved Kevin out of the way.
"Is this why you guys aren't getting any?" Eddy snapped, as Rolf too was struggling to get the dress unhooked. Ed wrapped his arms around Rolf, Edd, and Kevin, lifting them up, moving them away from Eddy. Ed unhooked the dress with ease, smiling widely.
"Be free!" Ed cheered.
"'bout time!" Eddy snapped, rushing to take off the dress.
Kevin stared at Ed in shock. "How'd you know to do that Dork?"
Ed smiled, blushing. "May tutored me."
"Sounds like May is giving you a lesson in anatomy." Edd commented. Ed giggled, nodding, covering his face. "We're getting off topic. Eddy, get dressed." Edd directed. "Kevin, rile him up. Rolf, get Wilfred. Ed, come along with me." Rolf left the bathroom.
Eddy stared at Edd in shock. "Sockhead, are you taking my job as boss?" Eddy questioned.
"I am merely mediating." Edd shrugged, walking out of the bathroom with Ed. Eddy looked to Kevin who was cracking his knuckles looking smug.
Eddy swallowed hard, staring up at him. "Wh-what are you doing?"
"Gettin' you mad." Kevin smirked.
~o~
Edd walked into the gym with his arm around Marie. Lee stood at the door glaring at them. "What the hell are you two up to?" Lee questioned. Marie smiled at her sister, putting her arm around Edd's waist.
"I'm just here to watch these assholes make fools of themselves." Marie announced patting Edd's side.
"I finished early on setting up the Academic Triathlon." Edd explained. "So, I decided to enjoy the dance with Marie." Lee grabbed Edd by the shirt, pulling him over to her. Marie rolled her eyes, grabbing him, pulling him back.
"Don't you touch my piece of ass!" Marie hissed. "Get your own!"
Lee pulled Edd back to her. "He's up to sumthin'! I can see it in his charm!" Lee warned. Marie frowned, yanking Edd back, standing in between them.
"What if he is?!" Marie snapped. "He ain't bothering you!"
Lee grabbed Marie by the shirt, glaring at her. "Whose side are you on?!" She snapped.
Marie glared back, clenching her fist. "The side that actually came looking for me."
Edd quickly rushed between them splitting the sisters apart. "Ladies please! We're all adults here!" Edd cried. "Let us just, enjoy each other's company, rather than muddle the night with bickering." Lee smiled, looking to Edd.
"Yeah, your eunuch is right." Lee explained. Edd's eyes narrowed. "We should be havin' fun." Marie went to attack Lee, but May intervened.
"Where's Big Ed?" She asked.
The music stopped playing, and a loud tapping noise was heard. Everyone turned their attention to the D.J to see Ed standing there with a microphone with a smile. "Hello Bacon." He shouted. The microphone made a screech. Cries of pain were heard through-out the gym. "I wrote a song for you May!" Ed smiled pointing towards May. A spotlight randomly turned on, pointing to her.
Edd looked up to the ceiling for where the spotlight came from. "But, How?" Edd complained, pointing to the aluminum ceiling that had no spotlights to be found.
"Shut it!" May hissed punching his arm, looking back to Ed adoringly. Edd rubbed his arm in pain.
"This is for you… my little alpaca…" Ed began to sing a jumbled-up mess of words off key. Many of the students covered their ears groaning as he continued. May covered her mouth, giggling, running towards Ed to listen to his song, dancing to it.
Marie looked up to Edd. "Is he Drunk?" She questioned, covering her ears.
"100% sober." Edd nodded crossing his arms. "I envy his spirit."
Lee rolled her eyes covering her ears. "Who gave him that mic?" She snapped. "I can't take this!" Lee snapped leaving. Edd and Marie watched as the door closed. Turning back towards Ed, giving him the thumbs up. Ed returned the thumbs up, continuing to sing. Edd covered his face, shaking his head, running over to the D.J. pulling the microphone from Ed's hands. The whole gym, except for May began to cheer.
"Thank you Ed." Edd pat Ed's back. "That was a… lovely song…" Edd smiled.
"They love me Double D!" Ed smiled excited, bouncing. "May, they love me!" Ed ran over to May, lifting her up, spinning her around. Edd sighed, turning off the microphone, placing it down on the speakers.
~o~
Lee walked towards the men's bathroom, in time to see Eddy walk out, angrily with his clothes on. "What the hell is this?! Where the shit is your dress?!" Lee shouted. Eddy glared over to Lee, he stomped up to her.
"I'm sick of this!" Eddy shouted back. Lee frowned. "Constantly, you are bullying me, treating my friends like shit, using me as your personal play thing, scaring any chick away who comes near me, and overall, making my life a fucking living hell!" Eddy complained. "No, I didn't cheat on you! I dumped you before I slept with Nazz, but your crazy ass won't accept it!" Lee crossed her arms looking down to him. "I'm done, get it through your thick ass curly locks, and into your brain. I. Am. Not. Dating. You. Anymore."
Kevin listened through the door of the bathroom, with his mouth cover holding in his laugh.
Lee grabbed Eddy by the ear, pulling him closer to her. "I like a man who takes a stand." She smiled, kissing him passionately. Eddy went to pull away, but fell into it, wrapping his arms around Lee.
Kevin listened, realizing there was no fighting, opening the door to see Eddy making out with Lee. He rolled his eyes, quickly looking around for something to throw at him. He smiled seeing the shoes, grabbing one, throwing it at Eddy's butt. It hit perfectly, heel first, bringing Eddy back from his daze. Kevin fist pumped, closing the door.
Eddy pulled away from Lee, wiping his mouth in disgust. "No! You're not doing this again!" Eddy snapped. "I ain't letting you do that thing where you kiss me, and suddenly I'm hooked!"
Lee crossed her arms. "We're meant to be together. Don't tell me you feel nothing when we kiss. 'Cause something felt something." Lee pointed down to Eddy's pants.
Eddy's eye twitch, covering himself. "You're just a great kisser!" Eddy complained. Lee shrugged, nodding in agreement. "We're through." Eddy snapped, walking away. Lee stood in the hallway, watching him leave. The next thing Eddy knew, he was on the ground, with Lee sitting on top of him, smacking him around. "What the hell?!"
"I told you we're done when I say we're done!" Lee snapped, holding Eddy's arms down with her legs. "Now, tell it to me face, tell me we're done." Lee lifted her hair to look Eddy eye to eye. Eddy frowned, staring up to her sternly.
"We're done." He snapped, his eyes never leaving hers. "It was fun while it lasted."
Lee's eye narrowed, she punched his shoulder angrily, grabbing his face. "We're done." She nodded in agreement, standing up. She pulled him up, pushing him back down. "Don't expect to come running back to me." Lee snapped. "I won't take the bait." Eddy sat up, looking at her.
"Don't flatter yourself." Eddy scoffed, standing up. Lee shoved him down again. "Knock it the hell off!" Eddy screamed
She smiled at his reaction, walking away. "I'm going home." She snapped. "Thanks for proving my Ma right." Lee waved.
Eddy stood up. "Whad I prove?! You're a crazy bitch?" He questioned.
"Men suck."
Eddy frowned, watching her leave. "I'm just an asshole… not all guys are like me." He admitted. Lee let out a laugh, leaving the school. Eddy covered his face, shaking his head. "Holy shit, I'm free!" He smiled happily, spinning around. Wilfred came around the corner, running under Eddy, carrying him down the hall. Eddy let out a scream as he was taken away.
Kevin opened the door to the bathroom to congratulate Eddy, finding he was missing. "Hey, Dork?" Kevin looked around. "Eddy?"
~o~
Wilfred dumped Eddy off in the auditorium, running away. Eddy looked around confused, walking to the exit, only to find the door slam shut. Eddy gasped, running to the door, pulling on it with all of might, panicking. "No, No! Please, no more Kanker tricks! I can't take anymore!" Eddy cried, slamming on the door. "Help!" He screeched.
"It's push, Dude." Eddy paused, turning around to see Nazz looking at him from one of the chairs. Eddy stopped panicking, pushing the door, it opened.
"Oh, thanks." Eddy smiled, walking out.
"No problem."
