Nggggh, still sleepy. Went to bed at Four D:

Requested by my awesome best friend, Silverstar121.

Prompt: Cat AU

January 14, 2012

Cat-Sitting. (Haha, the title's a pun :D)

"I'm sorry, Angel, but what is that?"

"It's a cat!" His friend's sister chirped, holding up an irritated black and white cat. "I'm gonna call him Boots!"

"Why Boots?"

"Because," Angel explained, pointing at the cat's fur. "The black spots make it look like he's wearing long, white boots! Come on, Iggy, let's keep him!"

"…Where did you find him?"

"In an alley."

"I told you not to go into those!"

"I don't listen to you Iggy." She said sweetly. "Only Max." Right; Only her sister, but not her sister's close friend.

"We're not keeping him."

"Are too! I like him!" 'Boots' mewled at the boy, as if agreeing with Angel.

"…Ugh, we're only watching him until Max gets home!"

"'Kay!" She set Boots down on the ground, and watched happily as he immediately walked over to where Iggy was lying on the couch.

"Oh, well hello cat- Why are you sitting on my leg?"

"Aw, Iggy, he likes you!"

"What is he doing to me?

"Eh?" The blonde girl tilted her head in confusion. "Isn't he just sitting on your leg?

"NO. I don't know what he's doing but-"

"A-ah."

"Hm?"

"…I think I know what he's doing."

"Well?"

"Ahahahahahaha, maybe it's better if you didn't know." She waved her hand frantically.

"That's a weird laugh, Angel. Come on, tell me."

"….Um, well…"

"Angel!" Iggy snapped, glancing nervously at the cat upon him. "Tell me what the heck he's doing."

"…Do you know what it means…when a cat…is in…heat?"

"…Heat?"

"You know, like…the desire to-"

"Whoa, wait; I get it, I get it!" Iggy flailed his arms in the air, urging Angel to stop. "I get what you mean! I understand!"

"So, um-"

"PLEASE just get him off me."

"O-okay."

The cat meowed loudly in annoyance as he was lifted up from Iggy's leg. "Boots, no more doing that." Angel scolded, lightly slapping him on his head. She got a meow in return. Then she walked out of the room, leaving Iggy alone on the couch.

He groaned in misery, burying his face into the pillow next to him.

"…I feel violated…"

Karma: Try to guess what Boots did to Iggy. Just try.

Well, that's it really. *yawn* Sorry if it didn't make sense, or if it was rubbish.

See you tomorrow!