Kumi Ottawa
Dear Canada,Bonjour! Big brother, school has been, um, not the best lately... Alex, was a complete, pardon the French, bitch in the past few months and has dissed my sexuallity, going on about me being a sinner for being bi again 3 ... Anyway, I started burning again, you pry don't remember why, so lemme refresh your memory, bestie turned ex bestie told the entire school my sexuallity, being bullied again, worse than ever, my actual besyie Edith started pulling the derpy curl that hangs in our faces (yes I really have that stupid curl), and my mom's boyfriend slaps me whenever I talk to his daughter about my girlfriend. I need advice badly. Anywhore, GET WITH PRUSSIA ALREADY DAMMIT! (sorry for my French :(... ) I think you two are perfect for each other! I really want to hook you two up! Any way, Love you forever,Kumi
Dear Kumi,
Holy maple! It doesn't matter if you're bi, that shouldn't bother you. I mean I know it does because some people look down on you, but France always said to love no matter the person. (No Alfred, I'm not telling her to do that!) I guess you should ignor the bullying, I tend to. (I do get beat up a lot though, even when it's not my fault.) um, did you talk to your friend about the curl? Or would that make it worse, (if I didn't know about Nantucket I would be doomed.) Does it offend his daughter that you talk about your girlfriend? And is he being abusive? Maple bacon ice cream I hope not.
Um, get with Prussia? Like… date him? (Go away America. It's NOT a love letter!) Perfect for each other? Uh thanks, I think. My bear though (kimarjago) doesn't like it when I date, he likes to bite them. That and my family is a little, lets say protective and nosy.
Love,
Canada
