Gravity Falls: Bloopers - A Gravity Falls Fanfiction...
A/N - Well here is chapter fifty-three. Thanks so much for all the reviews you guys are AMAZING!:) Sorry for the wait I've been busy I went to Nashville to see and meet Taylor Swift and it was AMAZING!:) But no I'm updating. I fit a lot into the chapter and I'm proud of this chapter; I hope you guys like it a lot. As normal I do not own Gravity Falls.
Chapter 53
The Land Before Swine Part 2
"Why are you guys standing around all awkwardly?" Mabel asked with interest. "And where's Waddles?" Mabel asked with worry.
"The good news is...you're getting a puppy!" Stan yelled as Dipper and Soos began to laugh.
"CUT!" The director yelled with annoyance. "Do they have to laugh at everything?" The director asked.
"Welcome to my world." Mabel said as Dipper and Soos continued to laugh; Mabel looked at Stan.
"What? Was it something I said?" Stan asked as Dipper and Soos laughed even more.
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"That's it no taradactle messes with my sister; were gonna go out there catch him and save your pig!" Dipper exclaimed. "For Mabel guys!" Dipper exclaimed with a smile.
"For Mabel!" Soos yelled as well.
"But how do we even find the guy?" Stan asked with wounder.
"We follow...we follow...oh DANG It!" Mabel yelled as Dipper and Soos began to laugh again.
"CUT!" The director yelled as Stan groaned. "Mabel what happened?" The director asked with worry.
"I forgot my line." Mabel said with a frown. "Can I see the script again!?" Mabel asked.
"We're gonna be here all day." The director said with a frown.
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"Mabel we got to talk; this a big mission; and I'm a little worried about Soos coming along on this one." Dipper explained. "I love the guys but sometimes he messes stuff up." Dipper added with a frown.
"WHAT!?" Mabel freaked as she looked at her brother. "Since when?" Mabel asked with wounder.
"CUT!" The director yelled. "Great job you two." The director said as the twins started to laugh.
"Um...sir." Mabel called as the director looked at her.
"Don't tell me..." The director said with a frown.
"You left the lens on again." Dipper said with a laugh.
"WHY THIS STUPID SON OF A - " The director yelled with anger.
"Language!" Dipper yelled as he and Mabel laughed.
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"Old Man McGucket?" Mabel asked with shock as they entered the old house.
"What are you doing down here?" Dipper asked with wounder.
"You'll never believe me; so I was doing my dance..." Old Man McGucket said as he began to dance.
"Ugh this guy." Stan said in annoyance as he crossed his arms.
"When this giant critter stole my mystical food and split down into the old mines and wounder!" Old Man McGucket said.
"It's kind of looks like Dipper's face." Stan said as everyone laughed.
"WHAT!?" Dipper asked as he jumped back and looked at Stan. "That's not even fair!" Dipper yelled.
"CUT!" The director yelled as everyone groaned. "Why Stan; why!?" The director question.
"I wanted to say it and plus Robbie paid me ten bucks to say it." Stan said as he, Mabel and Soos laughed.
"ROBBIE YOUR DEAD!" Dipper yelled as he ran off set; everyone began to laugh even more.
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"AHHHHH!" Everyone screamed as they came to a harden substance that held a dinosaur.
"There all trapped inside tree sap." Dipper explained as the group continued to walk. "That's how they survived for sixty-five million years." Dipper added as he walked over to something. "The summer heat must be melting them lose." Dipper said.
"Holy moly; forget the corn gold; this is the attraction of a life time!" Stan yelled in excitement. "I can bring people down here and turn this into some sort of theme park." Stan added out loud. "Trastical sap hole!" Stan explained as Dipper began to laugh.
"CUT!" The director groaned as Mabel smacked Dipper on the arm.
"ASSULT!" Dipper yelled as he pointed to Mabel and continued to laugh.
"You kids are gonna keep me here all day..." The director mumbled with a frown.
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"I should have put that pig outside ages ago!" Stan yelled with happiness not thinking what he was saying.
"Wait; what did you just say?" Mabel asked with shock and hurt.
"Hu?" Stan asked as he turned and looked at his niece.
"You said that it came inside..." Mabel began only to get more upset and angry.
"No! Wait...I mean...Um...I...forgot my line." Stan said as the director groaned.
"CUT!" The director yelled as Stan gave a nervous laugh.
"BOO YOU SUCK!" Dipper yelled as Mabel laughed this time.
"WHY I OTTA - " Stan began only to be cut off.
"STAN!" The director yelled with annoyance.
"Sorry..." Stan trailed as Dipper, Soos, and Mabel laughed.
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"Oh no...which gate was it again?" Soos asked as he looked around.
"Ugh Soos you lost the trail!" Dipper yelled as he walked over to him.
"We'll find our way trust me!" Soos exclaimed as he smacked Dipper on the back and Dipper's lamp fell and broke. "Sorry dude."
"Ugh that's it; see this is why I didn't want to bring you along!" Dipper yelled with frustration.
"What do you mean?" Soos asked a little hurt.
"I mean this is really important to Mabel and you keep screwing it up!" Dipper yelled. "You ruined my photo graph; and now you got us hopefully lost!" Dipper yelled as Soos began to laugh.
"CUT!" The director yelled as Dipper groaned in annoyance. "Why Soos why?" The director asked again with a frown.
"Sorry couldn't do it with a straight face; Dipper's face was funny." Soos explained as he laughed.
"Take five everyone!" The director yelled as he turned the camera off.
A/N - Well there you go chapter fifty-three. Thanks for reading and please do not forget to REVIEW!:) - DisneyChannelLover
P.S - I don't think you should wait; I think you should Speak Now!:)
