Hello, my dudes! If you could direct your attention to the little chapter thingy in the corner, you'll see that this is the fiftieth chapter! Yay! So I'm doing something special! And you will find out what it is...
After I respond to reviews.
Heh heh.
Heh.
Oh wait, I also have a special announcement! Be sure to check out my collaborative account with Glitterbutt23, Glitter-Fangirls-23 (You'll never guess how we came up with the name).
MidnightBunny: Which idea? Sorry, my brain is going on vacation and will not be returning anytime soon. And yeah, that story is so sad. It's on my profile.
L: I guess. I used to ship it, but... Dinh is okay... ish... but no. I mostly like Marellinh because of the "opposites" thingy, both in ability and personality.
LunaLovegood397: Oh... okay then... ew. You're welcome! Those are disgusting ship names for an even more disgusting ship. Lol.
Keephie-13: Yeah, Linh is too good for this fandom. I mostly like Marellinh because of the "opposites" thingy, both in ability and personality.
County-Fangirl: Thanks! Oh yes I do... *smiles* Oh... um... you're wish shall be granted! I'm a black belt, but... still. Please don't kill me?
DangerousPie1: Thanks so much!
Enjoy the chapter!
Me: Hey guys! Guess what chapter it is!
Wylie: Um... Let me guess. The one where you act like an idiot? Wait, never mind, that's every chapter. My bad.
Me: Wylie... it's been fifty whole chapters of you hating me and me torturing you! It feels like just yesterday that I was writing your first "I hate you." *Sniffs dramatically*
Sophie: Wait, it's chapter fifty?
Me: Well technically it's chapter fifty one, but one chapter was a special announcement, so yeah. Chapter fifty.
Linh: Wow, congratulations!
Me: Aww, thank you Linh. See Wylie, your girlfriend's nice, why aren't you?
Wylie: Because only someone as amazingly perfect as Linh could ever be nice to someone as incredibly terrible as you.
Tam: I love how you just complimented Linh AND insulted A. Fan in the same sentence! You truly deserve my sister.
Keefe: So do you have anything special planned for chapter fifty?
Me: As a matter of fact, I do! *Snaps fingers* *Paper, pencil, and clipboards appear in everyone's hands* Actually, wait, Wylie, you can leave.
Wylie: *In stunned disbelief. A smile slowly spreads across his face as he realizes what I'm saying*
Me: Before you get too excited, please note that Glitterbutt23 will be with you. We can see how that went next chapter.
Wylie: *Says some words that I really shouldn't put in this story*
Glitterbutt23: LANGUAGE, YOUNG MAN, WHO IS LIKE EIGHT YEARS OLDER THAN ME BUT WHATEVER!
*Glitterbutt23 and Wylie light leap away, some less willingly than others*
Me: Okay, the rest of you... you'll be making a list. Rank the people in this room, myself excluded, in order of how much you'd want to date them.
Biana: You do realize we have some siblings here, right?
Me: Yeah, I know. Linh, instead of Tam you can put Wylie on your list. Biana, you replace Fitz with Jensi. Tam, Fitz, you guys have to put Stina on your list. Probably at the bottom. Ready, set, go!
Me: *Just reads until they're all ready*
Me: Are you guys done yet?
All: Yep.
Me: Okay, Fitz, you go first.
Fitz: *Clears throat* NUMBER ONE: SOPHIE!
Sophie: *Gags*
Fitz: Number two, Sophie.
Keefe: Um, dude? You do realize-
Fitz: Number three, Sophie. Number four, Sophie. Number five, Sophie. Number six, Sophie. Number seven, Sophie. Number eight, Sophie. Number ni-
Biana: Yeah, we get it. And Fitz you do know that's not how it's supposed to work.
Fitz: It's not?
Me: GLITTERBUTT23! GET IN HERE!
Glitterbutt23: What is it?
Me: Explain to Fitz the process of chapter fifty.
Glitterbutt23: Okay! *Drags him away*
Me: *Sighs* Who's next?
Biana: I'll go! Number one, Tam.
Linh: BAM! IT'S TIANA!
Biana: Number two, Dex.
Tam: Y-you mean... YOU WOULD DATE THE COMPETITION! *Punches Dex*
Biana: Tam. I chose you over him, okay? He would be my second choice. I considered dating him for a reason. But I also chose you for a reason.
Tam: You promise you wouldn't leave me for him? *Punches Dex again*
Biana: I promise.
*Tam and Biana lean in closer, about to kiss. The sweet moment is interrupted by Dex groaning "Medic..."*
Tam: YOU INTERRUPTED OUR KISS! *Punches Dex yet again*
Me: *Rolls eyes* Boys. *Snaps fingers*
Dex: Thanks, A. Fan!
Linh: So, um... number three?
Biana: Three, Sophie.
Me: THREE! I AM HAPPINESS! BECAUSE I TOTALLY DIDN'T MAKE THAT HAPPEN!
Biana: *Rolls eyes* Um, four, Keefe.
Tam: *Growls* *Punches Keefe*
Keefe: How dare you, Bangs Boy! *Punches Tam*
Tam: *Punches Keefe*
Keefe: *Punches Tam*
Yeah... you can probably see where this is going...
*Half an hour and several Elwin visits later...*
Biana: Honestly I should've just lied. Tam, honey, please don't punch anyone else. My fifth is Linh. Six, Marella. Those two were honestly pretty close. And um, seven, Jensi. He's not here to react, so, um... yeah. Okay. Cool. Who's next?
Keefe: I'll go! Number one, SOPHIE!
Sophie: *Hides throwing star behind her back* Um, of course!
Keefe: Two, Linh.
Tam: LINH!? Don't make me punch you again...
Keefe: Dude. Chill. She's nice and the thought of dating her doesn't immediately make me want to die in a hole. That doesn't mean I like her. Three, Tam.
Tam: EW- I mean, that wouldn't be so bad, but still ew.
Me: KAM!?
Tam, Keefe: Ew no.
Me: KAM BROMANCE?!
Tam: Um...
Keefe: Yeah?
Tam: Sure?
Me: KAM BROMANCE!
Tam: Is she okay?
Keefe: Probably not. Four, Marella. Five, Biana. Six, Dex. And seven, Fitz.
Dex: Me next! Me next! So one is Marella, obviously. Two is Biana- and no, Marella, I am over her. Chill. Don't kill anyone. Three is Sophie, and again, I AM over her. Four is Linh. Five is Fitz.
Keefe: Fitz? Ew.
Me: ShIp It LiKe FeDeX!
Dex: Okay weirdo. Six is Keefe, and seven is Tam.
Me: Huh. That was relatively uneventful. Linh, your turn.
Linh: Okay! Just know that I really like everyone on this list and none of you are bad options, so please don't take any offense.
Me: Linh. Is. Too. Nice.
Linh: One, Wylie. Two, Dex. Three, Keefe. Four, Marella. Five, Sophie. Six, Fitz. Seven, Biana.
Tam: Linh is too nice for anyone to even comment on her list. Wow. I'll go now. One, Biana! Two, Marella. Three, Keefe.
Me: KAM BROMANCE!
Tam: ...Four, Sophie. Five, Dex. Six, Fitz. Seven, Stina.
Fitz: Hey guys! I'm back! With the new and improved list! By the way, Glitterbutt23 told me I could put the chandelier on the list.
Me: GLITTER- never mind. Let's just hear your list.
Fitz: One, Chandelier! Two, Sophie!
Sophie: *Gags*
Keefe: *Puts arm around Sophie*
Fitz: Three, Linh! Because she has awesome powers!
Me: Oh sure, her POWERS. Not the fact that she is the nicest elf in the entire history of the world or anything.
Fitz: You get it! Four, Marella. Five, Dex. Wait, Dex? Did I get it right that time?
Me: Never mind, I ship FedEx only outside this story.
Fitz: Six, Tam. Seven, K-K-Keefe.
Keefe: Um okay. Now we just have Marella and Sophie.
Sophie: Marella you go.
Marella: Fine. One, Dex! Two, Tam!
Dex: *Punches Tam*
Linh: GUYS WE SETTLED THIS ALREADY! STOP PUNCHING EACH OTHER!
Dex: Sorry Linh.
Tam: Sorry Linh.
Marella: MAY I CONTINUE?
Boys: *Nod*
Marella: Three, Linh. Four, Keefe. Five, Biana. Six, Sophie. Seven, Fitz.
Fitz: How come I'm always last?
Me: Not always. You were fifth on Dex's list, sixth on Linh's, and not on Biana's.
Fitz: Oh wow, thanks.
Me: You're very welcome!
Keefe: Okay, I think we're all dying to know how Sophie ranked us. Sophie?
Sophie: Okay, so, um, first of all, why is everyone so invested in my love life?
Me: Ask Shannon Messenger.
Sophie: I'll do that later.
Me: Wait you're actually gonna-
Sophie: So anyway, one, Keefe! Of course!
Keefe: TEAM FOSTER KEEFE SHALL ALWAYS RULE!
Sophie: My number two is, um, um, kinda... Fitz?
Me: *Runs away and barfs*
Keefe: *Punches Fitz*
Fitz: *Punches Keefe*
Me: *Returning to see them punching each other* Honestly, no one BLOCKS THE PUNCH! IT'S NOT EVEN HARD! I'll teach you once we're done.
Biana: Fitz is your second? Sophie, you've got some explaining to do.
Sophie: He's cute! And he has TEAL EYES!
Biana: AND I DON'T? WHAT COLOR DO YOU THINK MY EYES ARE!? PERIWINKLE!?
Dex: No that's me.
Me: Do I detect jealousy?
Biana, Sophie: *Blushes* NO!
Me: Do I detect... SOPHIANA!
Keefe, Tam: NO!
Me: Do I detect... KAM?
Marella: You have problems.
Me: Thanks. Anyway, Sophie, who's your third?
Sophie: Biana.
Me: I KNEW IT! I KNEW I DETECTED SOPHIANA!
Sophie: Okay weirdo. Four is Linh, five is Dex.
Dex: Ehhhhhh... not what you thought when I gave you crush cuffs.
Sophie: Five, Dex. Five out of seven. That's not high. That is exactly what I thought when you gave me crush cuffs.
Dex: Oh. Well elves don't take math.
Me: *Destroys something* THEY DON'T! WHO'S IDEA WAS THIS!
Tam: *Shrugs* Bronte's, probably.
Me: Good to know. I'll destroy him later.
Sophie: Okay. Um. Six, Tam. Seven, Marella.
Marella: I'm LAST!?
Me: Sophella? Nahhhhhhhh.
All: *Glare at me*
Marella: No. I just can't believe R-r-RITZ CRACKER BEAT ME AT SOMETHING!
Me: Oh yes that is tragic. Anyway, that's everyone!
Wow. Fifty chapters. Fifty. Whole. Chapters. 43109 (I think) words of this insanity. This is like wow. Just wow. Thank you guys so much for all the reviews, favorites, follows, and support.
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