LMAO,this chap might be slightly confusing for some of you guys,specially the ending of the Athena one,but i hope you like it,anyways!(Full of inside jokes)


To the gods:Is it true that a select few of you have had relationships with man,animal and monster?By Thatchickendude

Zues:Um,Im not even gonna try to stop the gods from answering now on. But it isnt true! *Orange light* (LOL,LC inside jokes!)

Apollo:Yeah!Its only partly true!

Apollo:You say a select few.

Apollo:But prettymuch all of us,other than the maidens have had relationships with man,monsters and animals!

Zues:Apollo!

Apollo:Whattt?Everyone knows it,anyway!

Obama:Yuppaa!

Angel:LMAO,Yeah,we all know!

Zeus :Oh,the humiliation! *Sobs dramaticaly*

Athena:Behold...the king of the gods.

Percy :Athena,you are really rude,you know that?

Athena:Im not rude,i simply provide one with the truth,no matter how hard it may be,without wasting time with adding comfort and soft lies!

Percy:Translation:Rude.

Athena:Ahhhggg! Its so annoying that i feel like-

Annabeth:'It'?Did you just call my boyfriend an 'it'?

Athena:Oh for the love of Cupid,having a teenager is so hard!

Annabeth:THAT DOESNT ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Athena:Ah,the dramatics of a teenager.The thought that they are the center of the universe,their problems are what matter,never the big picture!

Annabeth:CENTER OF THE FREAKING UNIVERSE?WHO FELL INTO TARTARUS TO RETRIEVE YOUR STATUE?

Annabeth:And whats this 'big picture'your talking of,huh? That big mosiac painted by drunken monkeys that never makes any sense?(Okay,plz tell me someone got that Inside jk)

The Fates:DRUNKEN MONKEYS,EXCUSE ME?

Athena:Oh, what bothers you now?

Annabeth:I just dont wanna talkabout it,okay?

Athena:What did I tell you?Typical teenager!


To the gods:What is it with you and television?By abcathena

Zeus:Well,-

Athena:STOP. STOPSTOPSTPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP! I have been humiliated enough becuase of you all!I shall answer this question!Everyone shut up and listen!

All:...

Athena:Well...-hem ahem-It all started when I was newly sprung from Zeus's head.I-

Obama:Ewwww.Grosss!

Athena:Silence! I gave birth to a young man-

Obama:Gave birth?Dont you have brain kids?

Athena:Ahg!I had a kid,a young man who was a fancisnating cartoonist and-

Obama:Cartoons?Why are we talking about that?And if were talking about it,can i just say that I LUV MIRACULOUS?TALES OF LB AND CN?

Athena:WILL YOU JUST-

Apollo:Athena,you are talking your senseless mumbo jumbo again!I like the TV cuz its my only source of the outside world whenever dad/Hera throw one of their fits and locks everything...

Hermes:Well,a son of mine invented the TV,so,its a sentimental awesomeness,too.

Hesita:It gives out loads of knowledge, too.

Athena:But-

Angel:Athena,ur making yourself unpopular around here,y'know that?

Athena:POPULAR?POPULAR?I AM A GODDESS!PEOPLE WORSHIP ME,LOVE ME,WRITE EPIC POEMS ABOUT ME!I DONT NEED THE APPROVAL OF ANY OF YOU IDIOTS!

All: :(

Obama:*Tsk*

Obama:Okay,Athena!

Obama:you are now bein' uncool!You've no right to hurt the feelings of any of my little babies!

Athena:WHAT

Obama:Okay,guys,why is Athena like an ancient Greek scroll?

Poseidon:Oh!I know!They are both old,wrinkly,know it all and annoying!

Athena: }:-(

Obama:Nah,its because Apollo wrote on both.

All:HAHAHAHAHAHH

Athena:Gahh! How dare you?

Angel:You kinda brought this upon yourself,cuz you were being all mean n stuff,and in my stories,the mean one always falls hard in the end!

Athena:STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD, I HAVENT FALLEN YET!SO THERE! *Turns Angel into a book*Ha!Now i shall just write whatever i want on you! *Writes*

*Athena is the most amazing and beautiful GODDESS.

She killed Poseidon and Obama,stomped on the Angel-book and left the throne room*

Angel-book:Quit writing on me!

All:...

Athena:...

All:...

Athena:Huh,why didnt that work?

book:...Uh,can anyone change me back,now?

Athena:NO!

Athena:...*Falls down*


To Nico and Leo:Did you recently start going to school?BECAUSE I FREAKING SEE YOU TWO DURING LUNCH,SPECIALLY YOU,NICO!By Wierdoloveswatermelon

Leo:I...dont go to school.I just came back with Calypso and BAM!New quest with Apollo.

Nico:I HATE SCHOOL!

Nico :WHY WOULD I EVER GO THERE?

Percy:ARE YOU SAYING YOU DONT GO TO SCHOOL.

Nico:*Thrrows tantrum* I WONT GO AND YOU CANT MAKE ME!

Nico*Shadow travels away*

Will*Runs in* Oh,gods,im too late!The idiot shadow travelled away!

Leo*Sigh* Well,no,niether of us go to school-

Percy*Growl*

Leo:Niether of us go to school yet.So the guys you saw are either look alikes or kids doing cosplay.

Luke:Cosplays are annoying.

All:LUKE!?

Luke:So,anyway,just this other day these guys at Elysium were doing a star wars cosplay and they said,"Luke iam your father",right?

Luke:So i turned around,expecting to see Hermes,but NoooOooo.It was just some annoying kids of Demeter.

Hermes :Luke I am your father.

Luke:WHHHATTTT

Percy:Hey,thats my line!

Luke:WHHHAAAATTTT

Luke*Faints*