Hey fans! With my life being as busy as it is, and the fact that it's only going to get busier, I thought I'd go ahead and post the next match, which I am extraordinarily proud to have written! I only own my championships.

As the Summer Supershow returned from break, Deadpool raised the XCW Hardcore Championship high above his head as he stomped down the hallway.

"…NO TIME FOR LOSERS, 'CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAAAAMPIOOOONS…." sang Deadpool until his eyes widened in recognition.

"Woah! Wait a minute…am I crazy—well, the answer to that is yes. . .but is that really. . ." Deadpool said, briefly before turning back to look ahead of him to see. . .

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. . ."SANDY CHEEKS!" Deadpool exclaimed, to narrowed eyes from the fur-covered figure standing in front of him.

"Oh, come on, you friendly, furry lunatic! I just wanted to psyche out the audience. The author's long rows of ellipses never fail to keep them on the edge of their seat! I know it's you. . .CONKER!"

The camera panned right to reveal Conker standing in front of the Merc With A Mouth!

"It's all right, Wade. I know you're a kidder! Now give me a hug, fellow fourth-wall breaker!"

"Gladly! I love you, bro, no homo!" Deadpool and Conker hug in the center of the hallway before letting go and facing each other. "So what brings you to the XCW Summer Supershow?" Deadpool asked.

"Oh, I've been training!" answered Conker. "I'm fixin' to come back to UWE soon, and I gotta get back into top physical form!"

"Oh, that's right!" Deadpool exclaimed. "You answer Bennet Curse's challenge at Barely Legal!"

Conker's eyes widened. "WADE! You just spoiled part of UWE's next pay-per-view to the XCW audience!"

"They already know, man!" insisted Deadpool. "Barely Legal's on a commercial break right now! In fact, let me tell them what else happens. We could start a whole new Monday Night War!"

"OH NO YOU DON'T, WILSON!" Conker retorted, clenching his teeth in building anger. "The creator of XCW specifically said that this Supershow takes place before Barely Legal!"

"Who cares about what the author said?" Deadpool asked. "He doesn't own the companies we're a part of! Even with that in mind, the way our universes work is as illogical as my thought process and yours!"

Conker's eye twitched. "How's THIS FOR ILLOGICAL?"

Conker then screamed at Deadpool before charging toward him. . .

. . .AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SPEAR! Conker hammered away at Deadpool's face with swift right and left hand before standing above him. . .reaching into his pocket. . .

. . .AND CLOCKING DEADPOOL IN THE FACE TWICE WITH A FRYING PAN! Deadpool fell to the ground as a referee walked past Conker!

"Hey zebra!" Conker said to the referee, who stopped in his tracks and turned around to step toward him!

"Make the count, would ya?" Conker asked before laying on top of Deadpool for a cover! 1. . .

2. . .

. . .3!

"And everyone's favorite foul-mouthed squirrel has become the XCW Hardcore Champion!" Early said, as the referee handed Conker the XCW Hardcore title belt!

"Congratulations, Conker, you are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

"FUCK YEAH!" Conker screamed as the referee raised his arm in victory. He looked down at his newly-won title belt, draping it over his shoulder before walking back down the hallway with the referee striding far behind him.

"My comeback is off to a fucking great start! Who knows what'll happen when I bring this baby to UWE?" Conker wondered to himself. . .

". . .I DO!"

. . .UNTIL THE TRIX RABBIT CAME FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHATTERED A GLASS CEREAL BOWL OVER CONKER'S HEAD!

"Wait a minute!" Shake exclaimed. "What's the damn Trix Rabbit doing here?"

"That was supposed to be full of delicious TRIX!" screamed the Trix Rabbit. "But since I can't get any from those damn kids. . .I'll settle on a title. . .YOURS!"

The Trix Rabbit then pulled Conker up to his feet before slamming him face-first into the wall to his right. . .then lifted him up. . .

. . .AND PLANTED HIM WITH THE TRIXBUSTER ONTO THE GLASS FROM THE SHATTERED BOWL!

"GOOD GRIEF!" Early cringed. "The Trixbuster onto that shattered glass! And by God, I don't think this is how Conker wanted to return to fiction wrestling!"

"MINE! It's mine!" The Trix Rabbit exclaimed before going for a cover! The referee made the count 1. . .

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2. . .

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. . .2.999999999999999999999 THE TRIX RABBIT GETS KNOCKED OUT WITH A PUNT KICK TO THE HEAD! The Trix Rabbit and Conker were down on the concrete floor as an unknown man's pair of cleats stood next to Conker's head.

"Silly Rabbit. . ." said the unknown man. . .with the camera panning up. . .revealing the man to be. . .

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. . .". . .titles are for champions!"

. . .TOM BRADY!

"WHAT THE HELL?" Shake screamed, as Tom Brady went for a cover of his own! The referee made the count 1. . .

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2. . .

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. . .3!

"And the hometown hero has become the XCW Hardcore Champion!" Early said, as Tom Brady (as he appeared on Family Guy) stood up from the cover and received the Hardcore title belt from the referee!

"Congratulations, Tom Brady! You are the new XCW Hardcore Champion!"

"YEAH! WOO!" Tom hollered before looking down at the belt. "It won't look great next to my MVP trophies, but on me. . .it looks. . ."

Tom Brady then fastened the Hardcore title belt around his waist before smirking toward the camera.

". . .awesome!"

Tom Brady walked past the camera and down the hallway with a sly grin until the show went back to the arena, where Plankton stood in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand.

"The following one-on-one contest is scheduled for one fall!"

The crowd cheered until. . .

. . ."Bad Man" by Jim Johnston played! Garfield stomped down the ramp to a chorus of boos from the crowd with Jon Arbuckle at his side, and an incensed, focused look on his face.

"Introducing first. . .being accompanied to the ring by Jon Arbuckle. . .from Muncie, Indiana. . .GARFIELD!"

"Well, ladies and gentlemen, right now we're about to start the first of three dream matches in the making!" Early said. "Starting with a battle that has been called a modern day fight between Zeus and Hercules, the latter, in this case, taking form of the monster of XCW, and former XCW World Heavyweight Champion. . .Garfield!"

Garfield stepped over all three ropes and glared around the arena with a look of anger.

"He'd certainly be our personal Hercules if he weren't so sadistic, Early!" Shake contested. "This cat is an absolute beast of an animal! He's a former XCW World Heavyweight Champion, won the first-ever match inside the Cell of Chaos, and plans to reclaim the XCW World Heavyweight Championship as his own in a Last Man Standing match for the title against Tai Kamiya at Heatwave in Liberty City! But before that, the monster Garfield has to do what his manager Jon Arbuckle has said he would do all week…defeat a God."

Garfield stared up the ramp in anticipation until the lights began to flicker on and off…

…and "King of Kings" by Motorhead played! Purple lightning struck the stage as Chaos The Hedgehog stepped onto the entranceway with his arms extended and raised high about his head, and the UWE Omega Championship belt around his waist.

"And his opponent. . .representing UWE. . .from Parts Unknown. . .he is the UWE Omega Champion. . .and the "God of Destruction". . .CHAOS THE HEDGEHOG!"

Beating his chest like a gorilla, Chaos strode down the ramp to a mixed reaction from the crowd.

"Chaos The Hedgehog looks to be all business here tonight. . .the business of brutality, that is!" Early said. "And his track record shows the same reputation! Ever since his debut in UWE, Chaos has never lost a match by submission, knockout or referee stoppage, while most of his victories were decided by referee stoppage! Chaos The Hedgehog is one of the most destructive forces not only in this business, but also in this universe!"

Chaos entered the ring and climbed onto a turnbuckle before taking the UWE Omega title belt off his waist and motioning for the fans to bow down before him.

"For that reason, he's even been calling himself the 'God of Destruction.'" Shake added. "If you ask me, Chaos is nothing more than a hedgehog with a God complex, and Garfield will exploit that here tonight!"

"I wouldn't be so cynical, Shake!" Early insisted. "Just look at what he did to Disco Kid at the CCW/UWE Supershow many weeks ago, or the night he won the Omega title at UWE Bad Blood. Chaos is a brutal force of nature, and is capable of torturing his opponents and everyone he crosses! But tonight, he's crossing the monster Garfield, who, along with his manager, Jon Arbuckle, has said time and time again that this match that we're about to see right now is a fight of Biblical proportions! We're about to find out what happens when XCW's behemoth and the God of Destruction butt heads!"

The bell rang and the match began with Chaos and Garfield charging toward each other from opposite sides of the ring and meeting in a tie-up in the center of the ring. Garfield quickly rammed his head against Chaos's with a massive headbutt, then Irish whipped him across the ring. Garfield went for another headbutt, but Chaos held onto the ropes before he could bounce back! With Garfield caught off-guard, Chaos charged toward Garfield and slugged him with an uppercut, then kicked him in the midsection before putting him in a headlock. . .only for Garfield to lift the God of Destruction up. . .and slam him down to the mat with a suplex! Garfield went for the cover 1. . .2 . . .Chaos kicked out!

Garfield pulled Chaos up to his feet…only for Chaos to whack Garfield with an elbow before knocking him back a bit with a clothesline! Chaos then slugged Garfield in the chest with a throat thrust and nailed him in the face with a right hand punch combination! Garfield stumbled forward a bit toward a corner. . .until Chaos grabbed him by the back and shoved him face-first in between the top two corners. . .only for Garfield to grab the ropes before making impact! Garfield turned around to face Chaos…who took him down with a Big Boot to the chin! Chaos quickly went for the cover 1. . .Garfield powered out! Chaos then landed a series of angry stomps onto Garfield's chest and face before going for another cover 1. . .2. . .Garfield powered out, sending Chaos flying onto the ring apron above the second rope! Chaos pulled himself back up to his feet with the ropes as Garfield charged toward him for a Shoulder Block…

. . .only for Chaos to surprise him with a Shoulder Thrust! Garfield faltered back a bit as Chaos reentered the ring over the second rope and slugged Garfield with another throat thrust! Chaos then Irish whipped Garfield hard toward the ropes, but Garfield latched onto the ropes before he could bounce back. . .

. . .until Chaos clotheslined him HARD, sending the XCW Monster over the ropes and down to the covered concrete floor, Garfield landing onto it with a sickening thud!

"I think I heard the ground shake, Early!" Shake declared, while Chaos stared down his non-believer from inside the ring! Garfield rose up to a standing position, gathering his bearings while Chaos ran against the ropes behind him. . .

. . .charged toward Garfield. . .

. . .AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH THE DESCENT FROM HELL! Chaos and Garfield were down at the foot of the ramp as the crowd chanted "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" and "X-C-DUB! X-C-DUB!"

"So far, Chaos the Hedgehog is proving himself worthy of his God-like status against the monster Garfield!" Early said. "What does the UWE Omega Champion plan to do now?"

As the referee began the ten-count, Chaos became the first to rise to his feet, upon which, he pulled Garfield up by the head and nailed him in the face with a right hand combination. . .only for Garfield to come right back with a knee to the gut! Garfield then turned Chaos around and lifted him onto his shoulders! Garfield ran toward the ring for a pumphandle slam. . .until Chaos dropped out of Garfield's grasp behind him and shoved Garfield chest-first into the ring apron! Garfield winced in pain from the impact until Chaos grabbed Garfield by the arm and Irish whipped him right into the steel steps, Garfield colliding into them with a sickening thud, forcing them to crash against the barricade!

"BAH GAWD Shake! Chaos is just tossing Garfield around like a rag doll!" Early declared.

"We haven't seen anyone do this to Garfield since XCW's inception!" Shake added, as Chaos pulled Garfield up by the head and slid him back into the ring under the bottom rope, right as the referee's count reached nine! Chaos went for the cover 1. . .2. . .Garfield powered out! Chaos landed on the mat, looking at Garfield in complete and utter disbelief!

"Chaos may have the strength to throw Garfield's weight around, but the number one contender for the XCW World Heavyweight Championship won't go down that easily!" Early said, as Garfield rose up to his feet and pulled Chaos up by the quills before tossing him into a corner, with Chaos landing into it back-first! Chaos winced on impact until Garfield charged toward the "God of Destruction". . .

. . .AND SMOTHERED HIM IN THE CORNER WITH A SPLASH! Chaos slumped forward trying to regain his breath until Garfield grabbed him by the throat and pushed him back into the corner, pressing his face against the corner! The referee ran toward Garfield and ordered him to stop choking Chaos. . .only for Jon Arbuckle to step onto the ring apron and distract the referee! Garfield continued choking Chaos in the corner. . .until Chaos nailed Garfield with a kick to the shin!

"OOOOH!" Shake cringed. "And that's why you always have your pets spayed or neutered!"

Garfield held his leg until Chaos threw Garfield shoulder-first into the corner while Jon pointed toward Chaos screaming "KICK TO THE GROIN! KICK TO THE GROIN! SEE WHAT HE DID?"

"Chaos didn't hit him in the groin, Shake! But Arbuckle's trying to get him disqualified as if he did!" Early said.

Chaos sneered at Jon Arbuckle with an annoyed look until he grabbed Garfield by the back. . .

. . .and threw him right into the referee AND Jon Arbuckle! The referee hit Arbuckle head-on, knocking him off the ring apron and down to the ringside floor face and chest-first while the referee crumbled to the mat, down and out!

"OH MY GOD!" Early screamed. "Jon Arbuckle is out, but so is the referee!"

"Now these two monsters can do whatever the hell they want to each other!" Shake added. "There's no order in this battle anymore!"

Garfield turned around to face Chaos, who charged toward him. . .but Garfield met him with a headbutt! Garfield then threw Chaos back into the corner and held him down with one massive paw! Garfield then looked around at the crowd, and put one finger against his mouth, telling the fans to quiet down. . .

. . .BEFORE SLAPPING CHAOS IN THE CHEST WITH A MASSIVE CHOP! Chaos let out a cry of pain only for Garfield to lift Chaos high above his head in a Military Press formation. . .

. . .but Chaos dropped out of it and took down the XCW Monster with a Russian Leg Sweep! Chaos then pulled Garfield up to a standing position, slugged him with a headbutt of his own that sent Garfield stumbling toward the ropes in a daze. . .then took him down with a bulldog!

"Chaos is putting another beat down onto Garfield in this match, but what good will it do if there's no referee?" Early wondered as Chaos stepped toward the referee and knelt down to wake him up. . .

. . .but Garfield suddenly sat up and lumbered toward Chaos! Garfield grabbed Chaos from behind and took him down with a Full Nelson Slam! Garfield then backed up to the ropes behind him, kicking the referee out of the ring under the second rope before turning around and lifting Chaos high above his head in a Military Press!

"By God, look at the strength of Garfield!" Early cried just before Garfield launched Chaos out of the ring. . .and onto the ruins of Early and Shake's announcer's table!

"Good grief!" Shake exclaimed. "He just threw the so-called God of Destruction out here where we are! If he can do that, I can only imagine what he'll do to Tai in two weeks at Heatwave in a Last Man Standing match!"

Garfield climbed over all three ropes, roaring upon stepping onto the ring apron to boos from the crowd. Garfield stepped down to the ringside floor, stood over Chaos and pulled him up to his feet…but Chaos surprised him with another headbutt, forcing Garfield to drop him. Once Chaos landed on his feet, he ran toward Garfield and speared him against the announcer's table behind him! As Garfield sold his abdomen in pain, Chaos caught Garfield. . .lifted him up with all his might. . .

. . .AND BROUGHT HIM DOWN WITH AN AA SPINEBUSTER ON THE RUINS OF THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE! Chaos rolled off Garfield, gasping for breath while Garfield was laid out in front of Shake and Early!

"Chaos The Hedgehog may be a God of Destruction, but lifting Garfield off of his feet is a challenge in and of itself!" Early declared, as Chaos staggered up to his knees, gathering his bearings. Chaos then backed up to the ring apron, and waited for Garfield to stagger up to his knees. Chaos then charged toward Garfield, kicked both legs. . .

. . .BUT GARFIELD CAUGHT CHAOS'S FOOT BEFORE HE COULD LAND THE BICYCLE KICK! Garfield threw Chaos's leg around, forcing him to spin while Garfield stood up to his feet. . .and took him down with a Samoan Drop on the covered concrete floor!

"Jeez!" Early cringed. "All of Garfield's size and weight may have just suffocated the UWE Omega Champion!"

"And Garfield's still not through!" Shake observed, as Garfield lifted Chaos up with a massive hand, then draped his arm over his shoulder. He lifted him high above his head for a Forward Suplex. . .but Chaos dropped out of it behind Garfield, and took him down with a huge neckbreaker slam!

"One minute, Garfield's in control, but the next, Chaos finds a way back into this thing!" Early said. "This God and XCW's monster are very evenly-matched!"

"You got that right!" agreed Shake. "What's going through their minds right now?"

Chaos rolled onto his chest and pushed himself up to his knees, pondering his next move…until Garfield put him in a waist-lock and took him down with a back suplex! Garfield then looked down at his opponent with a fierce, angry stare…as he raised his foot and pressed it up against Chaos's chest, choking him!

"DEAR GOD!" Garfield's using all of his body weight as a weapon! And Chaos the Hedgehog is fighting for his life right now!" Early observed.

"I thought Gods couldn't feel pain!" Shake scoffed. "Chaos is gonna wish he never called himself a God of Destruction in the first place!"

Garfield finally stepped off of Chaos. . .and toward the Spanish announcer's table, where he removed the protective covering!

"OH MY GOD!" Early screamed. "Garfield's looking to turn this into more than just a battle…he's looking to make it into a WAR!",

Garfield ripped every TV monitor out of the table and threw each of them to the ground, save for the last one…which he threw towards Chaos's head!...but Chaos spun out of the way just in time! Lowering his brow in anger, Chaos pushed himself up to his feet and charged toward Garfield. . .

. . .who caught him in mid-air and sent him flying into the crowd with a belly-to-belly suplex! Garfield then turned around and climbed over the barricade. . .before grabbing a steel chair from ringside! Garfield raised the chair high above his head while Chaos staggered up to his feet. . .

. . .AND NAILED CHAOS BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A MASSIVE UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT! The crowd around them cringed upon hearing the sick impact of the metal chair against Chaos's head after Chaos fell to the ground. Garfield then dropped the steel chair and reached down to pick up Chaos. . .

. . .but Chaos took down the monster with a drop toe hold, his face colliding into the steel chair!

"WHAT THE HELL?" screamed Shake. "Chaos just got his brains scrambled, and now all of a sudden, he's back in control!"

"Garfield's taken Chaos to hell and back, but Chaos keeps getting back up. . .with that stamina and fortitude, you gotta start to wonder, Shake. . .what if he IS a God?" wondered Early, while Chaos pulled Garfield up by the head and nailed him across the face with a right hand. Chaos then pulled Garfield up to his feet and Irish whipped him hard toward the barricade, with Garfield crashing against it back-first! Garfield winced in pain while Chaos charged toward him. . .

. . .AND HIT HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE! Garfield held onto the barricade with one hand, struggling to keep himself upright! As the fans around them chanted "LET'S GO CHAOS!" "GARFIELD!" "LET'S GO CHAOS!" "GARFIELD!", Chaos picked Garfield up by the legs. . .and sent him toppling over the barricade, back onto the ringside floor! Shaking his head back into reality, Chaos stood on the barricade with the steel chair under him. . .

. . .AND CRUSHED THE CHAIR AGAINST GARFIELD'S TORSO WITH A LEG DROP! Chaos rolled off Garfield, gasping for breath on the ringside floor while the fans chanted "THAT WAS SICK! THAT WAS SICK!" Both men were down on the ringside floor. . .

. . .until Garfield turned onto his chest and pushed himself up to his knees!

"Just back and forth! Back and forth fighting between these two larger-than-life beings!" Early called, as Garfield staggered up to a standing position. . .and extended his right arm out, taunting for Chaos to stand up! Chaos finally sat up and turned around as he stood up. . .

. . .walked toward Garfield's grasp. . .

. . .AND CAUGHT GARFIELD'S FIST IN TIME! Chaos then whipped Garfield right into the announcer's table abdomen first! Before Garfield could roar in pain, Chaos put Garfield into a waist-lock. . .and took him down with a single German suplex, sending Garfield to land onto his shoulders facing the ring!

"The monster Garfield is folded like an accordion!" Early observed. "Chaos the Hedgehog is finding his footing against XCW's behemoth!"

Chaos then lifted Garfield up for a Fireman's carry position. . .but Garfield dropped down and landed on his feet in time to put Chaos into a waist-lock of his own and take him down with a back drop onto the concrete floor! Selling his left shoulder, Garfield sat up, slowly bringing himself up to his knees before grabbing Chaos by the back and forcing him up to his feet before chucking him toward the announcer's table, with his torso colliding into it with a sickening thud! Chaos sold his abdomen on impact before pausing to collect himself. . .until Garfield lifted Chaos off his feet, squeezed him against his body. . .but Chaos fought out of it and kept a headlock locked onto Garfield's neck! Chaos landed onto his feet, still holding onto Garfield until he lifted him up. . .and took him down with a forward suplex on the floor! Garfield roared in pain as Chaos kept the headlock onto his adversary!

"Will you look at the strength of Chaos the Hedgehog?" Early called. "Lifting a monster the size of Garfield is no easy task, but Chaos is doing it with almost the greatest of ease! But what's he doing now?

Chaos then pulled Garfield up, and draped his arms and torso over the Spanish announcer's table! Chaos then lifted his legs, and set Garfield face-up onto the announcer's table before climbing onto it with him!

"No way!" Shake said as he watched Chaos pull Garfield up to his feet and lift him up. . .

. . .INTO A FIREMAN'S CARRY POSITION!

"Wait…but…Chaos can't do it again! He's lifted Garfield off his feet twice now!" Early yelled as Chaos took one step forward. . .

. . .

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. . .

. . .AND PUT GARFIELD THROUGH THE TABLE WITH RAGNAROK!

BOTH CHAOS AND GARFIELD LAID IN THE REMAINS OF THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER'S TABLE AS THE CROWD CHANTED "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

"BAH GAWD SHAKE! BAH GAWD CHAOS JUST PUT GARFIELD RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!" Early screamed somehow intelligibly.

"GARFIELD'S WEIGHT HAD TO HAVE CRUSHED HIM! IF CHAOS GETS UP FROM THIS, I WON'T EVEN QUESTION THE FACT HE IS A GOD!" declared Shake, as the monstrous beings still laid motionless on the wreckage of the Spanish announcer's table. . .

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. . .UNTIL GARFIELD STIRRED!

"Oh my God…." Shake foreboded, as Garfield slowly turned around to try to pull himself up to his knees.

"And despite being put through a table, despite taking a bicycle kick to the face, despite being lifted off his feet and slammed to the concrete over and over again, this monster Garfield still won't go down!" Early called!

"Good Lord! Does Garfield get off on pain, too?" Shake wondered while Garfield staggered up to his feet and pulled Chaos up by the arm. . .and Irish whipped him HARD toward the ring post, with Chaos hitting it face-first before falling to the floor!

"Lifting the massive weight of Garfield is starting to take its toll on the God of Destruction!" Shake observed. "It looks as though putting him through that table did more bad than good."

Garfield then pulled Chaos up and against the ring apron before clubbing him in the face with a massive right arm! After giving Chaos a huge three-punch combination, Garfield stepped over to the ringside area, grabbed the steel chair he used earlier, then shoved Chaos back into the ring before climbing onto the ring apron. Garfield climbed over all three ropes and roared, taunting for Chaos to stand up. Chaos crawled toward the ropes and struggled to pull himself up to his feet while Garfield stood in the center of the ring, salivating with a wide, sadistic grin on his face!

"Why does Garfield need a weapon to begin with against Chaos?" Shake asked. "He's enough of a handful on his own!"

"The look on Garfield's face says it all…he wants to do everything necessary to prove Chaos is a mortal, and if he does that, his quest to regain the XCW World Heavyweight Championship will get that much easier!" Early declared, as Chaos slowly rose up to his feet. . .

. . .AND WAS TAKEN DOWN BY ANOTHER UNPROTECTED CHAIR SHOT BY GARFIELD! Garfield threw the chair down to the mat before pulling Chaos back up to his feet. . .and taking him down with a belly-to-belly side slam onto the steel chair! Garfield stood up and looked out of the ring. . .

. . .to see the referee rising up to his feet! Garfield pulled Chaos back up before kicking the steel chair under the bottom rope and out of the ring!

"Look at Garfield taking after his owner by hiding the evidence!" Early said in disgust, before Garfield turned Chaos over. . .and planted him down with a Fallaway Slam! The referee turned around while Garfield went for the cover! 1. . .

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2. . .

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. . .2.5 CHAOS KICKED OUT! Garfield shot up to his knees in disbelief!

"WHAT THE HELL?" Shake asked aloud!

"HOW DID CHAOS KICK OUT?" Early screamed unintelligibly, as the crowd went wild! Garfield sneered down at the God of Destruction before he pulled him back up to a standing position and hit him in the abdomen with a throat thrust! Chaos clenched his torso in pain before Garfield put him in position for a Powerbomb! Garfield picked Chaos up. . .

. . .raised him high above his shoulders. . .

. . .but Chaos dropped out of it, landing right behind him! With Garfield too slow to react quickly, Chaos turned right around and took Garfield down to the mat with a Falling Inverted DDT! Chaos went for the cover 1. . .

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2. . .

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. . .2.5 GARFIELD KICKED OUT! Chaos sat up to his knees, cringing in agonizing disappointment! Favoring his abdomen, Chaos rose to his feet and backed up toward a corner while Garfield rolled onto his chest, trying to push himself up to his knees! Chaos then ran out of the corner. . .

. . .cocked his right leg back. . .

. . .BUT GARFIELD CAUGHT CHAOS BEFORE HE COULD PUNT HIM IN THE HEAD! GARFIELD CRUSHED CHAOS AGAINST HIS CHEST FOR THE CATHUG!

"NOOOO!" Early screamed. "Chaos went for the knockout punt, but Garfield caught him in time to suffocate Chaos with the Cathug! And by God, Shake, he may have Chaos where he wants him here, completely dead to rights!"

Chaos gasped and fought for air, even tried to elbow out of Garfield's grasp, but to no avail. The referee knelt down and asked Chaos if he wanted to quit. Chaos shook his head no while waving his arms around and gasping for air! Garfield fell down to his knees, taking Chaos with him. Chaos continued attempting to elbow out of the hold, but he began to fade out of consciousness, his arms beginning to move slower and slower!

"No God can fight out of the Cathug, Early!" Shake said! This is more proof that Chaos is nothing but all talk and no action!"

Chaos's body went limp as the referee raised his arm up, and dropped it, letting it fall to his side. The referee counted one before raising his arm again!

"In this battle of destructive forces. . ." Early said,

The referee dropped it, letting it fall to Garfield's side again, counting two!

The referee raised Chaos's arm once more. . .

"XCW's Hercules has conquered Hades—"

. . .dropped it, and let it fall to his side. . .

. . .

. . .UNTIL CHAOS'S ARM SHOT BACK UP!

"—OR MAYBE NOT!" Early screamed, as the crowd rose to their feet again! Gaining a second breath, Chaos planted his feet back onto the mat and with all the strength he had left, pushed himself back up to a standing position, but Garfield still had the hold locked in! Sneering at his opponent with a look of fury, Chaos nailed Garfield right between the eyes with a headbutt, but Garfield wouldn't let him go! Chaos hit him in the face with another headbutt, with the hold still locked in, but Garfield's grip beginning to loosen…Chaos nailed him with one more headbutt, and finally broke free of the Cathug! Landing on his feet, Chaos hit Garfield with a punch combination that brought Garfield up against the ropes! Chaos then lifted Garfield up with what strength he had left. . .went for Snake Eyes. . .

. . .but Chaos faltered a bit, causing Garfield to drop down next to him! Garfield then lifted Chaos off the ground and took him down with a Sidewalk Slam! Garfield went for the cover, hooking the leg! 1. . .

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2. . .

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. . .2.75 CHAOS KICKED OUT! Garfield punched the mat repeatedly in frustration!

"WHAT WILL IT TAKE TO PUT CHAOS AWAY?" wondered Shake, as Garfield pushed himself up to his feet, yelling "COME ON!" to Chaos, taunting him to get up! Chaos sat up and somehow made it to a standing position, cringing in pain as he pulled himself up with the ropes! Chaos turned around to face Garfield. . .

. . .WHO GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT! Garfield went to lift Chaos up in the air for a Chokeslam. .

. . .but Chaos kicked Garfield in the shin, and drove him into the corner back-first with a tackle! Garfield went to latch onto Chaos's neck again with his massive hand. . .but Chaos stomped on Garfield's foot, causing Garfield to scream in pain and break the hold! Chaos then leapt up and whacked Garfield in the face with a high knee! Chaos backed up to the center of the ring while Garfield stumbled out of the corner. . .

. . .RIGHT INTO IMPENDING JUDGMENT!

"IMPENDING JUDGMENT CONNECTS!" Early shouted!

"I THINK THE RING JUST SHOOK!" said Shake, while Chaos crawled on top of Garfield for the cover, just barely able to hook the leg! 1. . .

. . .

2. . .

. . .

. . .2.75 GARFIELD POWERED OUT! Chaos landed on the mat, stomping in anger!

"So close, but yet so far!" Early said, as Chaos pushed himself up to a standing position while holding onto a rope next to him. "The UWE Omega Champion is giving Garfield everything he has! But how much more does he have left?"

Chaos stepped toward the center of the ring while Garfield struggled to get up to his knees. Seeing Garfield in this position, Chaos put Garfield in a powerbomb position!

"OH MY GOD!" Early exclaimed! "With this move. . .there WILL be destruction, all right!"

"And Chaos will have finished Garfield off for sure!" added Shake, right before Chaos lifted Garfield up. . .

. . .but Chaos collapsed to his knees under Garfield's weight! Garfield landed on his feet. . .while Chaos, selling his back, turned away from Garfield. . .

. . .WHO GRIPPED ONTO CHAOS'S SIDES. . .AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH AN ATOMIC DROP! But Garfield kept his grip onto Chaos. . .raised him up again. . .and brought him down with ANOTHER ATOMIC DROP! But he STILL wasn't through, for Garfield lifted Chaos up once more and thrust him down feet-first onto the mat with a third and final Atomic Drop!

"THAT'S IT! GARFIELD MAY HAVE DONE IT!" Early shouted while Garfield collapsed to the ground, covering Chaos! The referee made the count 1. . .

. . .

2. . .

. . .

. . .2.9999999999999999 CHAOS GOT THE SHOULDER UP!

"NOOOOOO! NO! WHAT THE HELL?" Early screamed!

Garfield rolled off Chaos while the referee began the ten count! (1!)

"By God, both of these men have beaten the living hell out of each other!" Early said! (2!) They've fought in the crowd, destroyed the Spanish announcer's table, there's a chair with a massive dent in it, Jon Arbuckle is still down—" (3!)

Chaos crawled toward the ropes, trying to pull himself back up. . .

(4!) ". . .and there's a hedgehog and a housepet-turned-death machine inside that very ring who are seemingly indestructible! (5!) Shake added. "What if these two tear the arena down?" (6!)

. . .while Garfield sat up, selling his back! The referee's count reached seven as Garfield became the first to reach his feet, while Chaos was finally able to make it to his feet. Chaos turned around to the center of the ring. . .

. . .AND RIGHT INTO GARFIELD'S GRIP! Garfield had Chaos by the throat. . .

. . .until Chaos fought out of it by grabbing Garfield's arm and wrenching it! Garfield roared in agonizing pain until Chaos was able to catch Garfield in a headlock and take him down with a DDT! Chaos then rolled back onto his feet, clenching his chest while gasping for breath as he walked towards Garfield, who was rising up. . .until Chaos hooked both of his arms. . .

. . .lifted him up with every muscle in his body, wincing in increasing amounts of pain. . .

. . .UNTIL HE BROUGHT GARFIELD DOWN WITH THE FALL OF CHAOS!

"GARFIELD WENT ON THE FALL OF CHAOS! AND THIS COULD BE THE BEGINNING OF HIS DOWNFALL HERE!" Early cried, as Chaos went for the cover! 1. . .

"As the God of Destruction. . ."

. . .

2. . .

". . .tames the beast. . ."

. . .

. . .2.99999999999999999 GARFIELD POWERED OUT!

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Early yelled! "HOW! HOW! HOW, I ASK YOU, HOW?"

"I. . .I don't even know, Early!" answered Shake, as the crowd stood on their feet chanting "THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!"

"But I agree with these fans here in the Hydrox Arena in Quahog, Rhode Island! This. . .IS. . .AWESOME!"

Chaos laid curled up in the center of the ring, clenching his torso in fatigue while Garfield crawled toward the ropes on the opposite side of the ring, scratching and clawing his way back up to his feet!

"You are right, Shake, this is a fantastic match between two larger than life individuals, but what will it take for one of them to put the other away?" wondered Early, as Garfield stepped toward Chaos with a limp, while Chaos managed to send Garfield stumbling back a bit with an uppercut! With a little more time to stand up, Chaos rose to a standing position while Garfield limped toward him once again! Chaos went for a kick to Garfield's midsection. . .

. . .but Garfield caught it and spun Chaos around so he could face his back! Garfield then shoved Chaos toward the ropes in front of him, waited for him to bounce back. . .

. . .AND GRABBED HIM BY THE THROAT! Chaos fought for air as Garfield gripped tighter. . .

. . .turned around, raised Chaos high above his head. . .

. . .AND FINALLY TOOK HIM DOWN WITH A CHOKESLAM!

"BAH GAWD THAT'S GOTTA BE IT!" Early exclaimed as Garfield fell to his knees before smothering Chaos with a cover! 1. . .

"THE MONSTER GARFIELD. . ."

. . .

2. . .

. . .

"HAS ENDED THE ERA OF-"

. . .2.9999999999999999999999999999 CHAOS KICKED OUT! Garfield looked down at Chaos, eyes wide and incensed with fury!

"WHAT IN THE HELL ARE WE SEEING?" Early shouted in disbelief while the crowd was in a frenzy!

"NOBODY'S EVER KICKED OUT OF GARFIELD'S CHOKESLAM!" Shake informed! "HOW IN THE HELL IS CHAOS STILL ABLE TO GO ON?"

Still limping a bit, Garfield rose up to his feet. . .and grabbed Chaos by the throat!

"Well, if one didn't do it, two will certainly finish the job!" Early said, as Garfield lifted Chaos off of the mat and glared right into his face with a hateful stare. . . .

. . .UNTIL CHAOS GRABBED GARFIELD BY THE THROAT FOR A CHOKESLAM OF HIS OWN!

"BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD SHAKE SOMETHING'S ABOUT TO GIVE BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN! WHO WILL TAKE THE PLUNGE BETWEEN THIS GOD AND THIS MONSTER?" Early unintelligibly shouted as Garfield drove Chaos back-first into a corner! His grip still on Chaos's neck, Garfield lifted Chaos onto the top rope. . .

. . .

. . .ONLY FOR CHAOS TO BLINDSIDE GARFIELD WITH A KICK TO THE TEMPLE! Garfield stumbled backwards a bit, clenching the side of his head while Chaos stepped off the top rope, his breathing labored as he limped toward Garfield. . .

"Garfield was about to chokeslam Chaos off the top rope, but the God of Destruction found an opening!" Early said. "But by God, what kind of destruction does Chaos have in mind right now? He's done just about EVERYTHING!"

Chaos stepped right in front of a dazed Garfield. . .kicked him in the midsection. . .

. . .AND PUT HIM IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB!

"He's done everything. . .but take Chaos for a RIDE!" Shake hinted, as the fans rose to their feet! Chaos lifted Garfield up. . .

"Not just any ride, Shake. . ."

. . .stumbled back a bit. . .

". . .Chaos is finally putting Garfield. . ."

. . .RAISED HIM HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD, ROARING IN PURE ADRENALINE. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

. . .

". . .ON A RIDE TO HELL!"

. . .AND SLAMMED HIM DOWN WITH THE RIDE TO HELL! Chaos fell to the mat, barely draping his arm onto Garfield's chest for a cover! 1. . .

"HE'S BEATEN BEN TENNYSON. . ."

. . .

2. . .

"BUT AT THE XCW SUMMER SUPERSHOW. . ."

. . .

". . .CHAOS REIGNS. . ."

. . .2.999999999999999999999999999999 GARFIELD KICKED OUT!

BOTH MEN WERE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THE CROWD CHEERED AT DEAFENING LEVELS, WITH THE REFEREE'S TEN COUNT BEGINNING!

"THIS MATCH HAS BEEN BACK AND FORTH FROM THE BEGINNING TILL NOW!" Early shouted. (1!) "THESE TWO BEINGS ARE BATTERED, HURT, AND BRUISED! THEY'VE USED EVERYTHING IN THEIR ARSENAL TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER! BUT WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR THIS GOD TO TAME XCW'S MONSTER?" (2!)

"Or what will it take for the Monster to dethrone the God?" Shake wondered, as the referee's count reached three! Back in the ring, Garfield rolled onto his side, then his chest while Chaos still laid motionless! (4!)

"These two men are larger than life, and this has been a larger-than-life match, but with a match like this, we've got to have a winner!" declared Early. (5!)

Chaos got onto his hands and knees and slowly began to crawl toward the ropes, faltering after every two steps! Meanwhile, the referee's count reached six!

"We may not get one, Early!" Shake said while Garfield pushed himself up with his arms. . .only to collapse back onto the mat! (7!) "These guys have literally fought each other until they can't go anymore!"

Chaos successfully made it to the ropes and draped his arm onto the lower rope, gasping for breath while the referee's count reached eight!

"As much as they need it, THEY CAN'T RELAX!" Early shouted. "THE MATCH IS AT STAKE!"

Chaos reached for the second rope. . .while Garfield got onto his hands and knees and crawled toward the ropes on his side of the ring. . .ONLY FOR THE REFEREE'S COUNT TO REACH NINE!

"CHAOS IS SO CLOSE! HE'S SO CLOSE TO REACHING HIS FEET!" Early yelled, as Chaos tried to pull himself up to his feet. . .

. . .while Garfield weakly grasped onto the second rope above him. . .

. . .

. . .BUT THE REFEREE'S COUNT REACHED TEN! Chaos fell to his hands and knees as the bell rang!

"NOOOOO! THE REFEREE CALLED FOR THE BELL!" Early shouted, as Chaos got onto one knee, and the fans were immediately silenced while Jon Arbuckle finally came back to consciousness on another side of the ring!

"Ladies and gentlemen. . ." Plankton announced, "Neither of the competitors were able to get back up to their feet before the count reached ten. . .therefore this match. . .is a DRAW!"

The crowd's massive groans of disappointment quickly turned into thunderous applause and mixed cheers toward both Chaos and Garfield!

"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, for the first time, you have witnessed a match in an XCW arena that resulted in a draw!" Early informed. "But both of these beings, Chaos The Hedgehog and Garfield, proved themselves worthy of being in the positions that they are in right now!"

Jon Arbuckle slid into the ring to check on Garfield while the referee handed Chaos The Hedgehog his UWE Omega Championship belt.

"They sure are, Early!" agreed Shake. "But think of it this way: Garfield couldn't prove Chaos wasn't a God. . .but not even the God of Destruction could defeat XCW's monster! What that says about each man, I have no idea!"

"Well, I'll tell you what it says, Shake." Early said, as Chaos rolled out of the ring and stomped up the ramp, putting the UWE Omega title belt around his waist. "These two men are two of the most dominant and destructive forces in fictional wrestling today! And when you put a God against a monster, no matter what the outcome, chaos reigns supreme! And Chaos will reign big time in UWE, come Barely Legal, where Chaos The Hedgehog will defend the UWE Omega Championship in a Last Man Standing match against Kid Buu, who earlier tonight vowed to become champion, and destroy everything! I have a feeling that everything will be destroyed when those two finally collide!"

Jon Arbuckle helped Garfield up to his knees, upon which they looked up the ramp at Chaos, who stood on the stage raising his Omega title belt high above his head!

"Meanwhile, Garfield's going into XCW Heatwave in a Last Man Standing Match of his own for the XCW World Heavyweight Championship!" added Shake. "He didn't defeat a God of Destruction tonight. . .but at the same time. . .he kept him from winning! I can't think of anybody else who can make that claim. . .so I have a feeling that both of these men will lead more paths of destruction as their careers move forward!"

Garfield and Jon Arbuckle glared angrily at Chaos The Hedgehog, who glared back at them from the stage!

"You're absolutely right, Shake! Where both these men go, carnage will follow! What will happen to them in the future, and what else will happen tonight on the XCW Summer Supershow?"

Chaos raised the UWE Omega title high above his head until the show went to the backstage area, where Bugs Bunny stood in a hallway with Yakko, Wakko and Dot.

"So, Doc, you and your siblings are guests of honor, huh?" Bugs asked the Warner siblings.

"Sure are!" Yakko answered. "We probably wouldn't have gotten invited if it wasn't for our Toon WWE Hall of Fame induction coming up!"

"Faboo!" Wakko said. "This place is cool. . ."

"So Bugs," Dot said, ". . .who's the best guy to annoy in XCW?"

". . .not me. Bugs knows that personally." An unknown voice bellowed. The Warner siblings turned around in the voice's direction, and saw that the man who interrupted them was none other than. . .

"Oh! Hello….eeeeeehhh. . .who exactly are you, Mister Ninja-Batman ripoff guy?" Yakko asked to. . .

"Hotsuma. Former leader of the Oboro Clan, former member of the Rookie Revolution, and FUTURE XCW World Heavyweight Champion!"

"So what are you now?" Wakko asked.

"From the looks of his four-eyed visor, he must be blind!" answered Dot.

Hotsuma seethed in anger. "Listen you little brats, I have to talk to Bugs about a grown-up matter, so stay out of our business, or else I'll devour your soul!"

Yakko looked on unafraid as Hotsuma unsheated his Akujiki sword. Wakko and Dot stepped back a bit in fear until Bugs stepped through them and came face-to-face with Hotsuma!

"Hey Doc, you can't threaten my friends! They may be legends in this business, but they're still children!" Bugs asked his former opponent.

"Those kids? Legends? I believe I can, now that I've beaten you and have established myself as a dangerous competitor here in XCW." retorted Hotsuma.

"Eh, I hate to break this to ya, Doc, but. . ." Bugs said. ". . .you used spiked knuckles to beat me! Tai saw it, Garfield saw it, the fans saw it, heck, I saw it AND felt it! You haven't proved anything here until you've beaten a legend like me fair and square!"

"Well, Bugs. . .it's a good thing that fair and square won't apply at Heatwave, because every match has to feature a weapon. So I suggest that instead of throwing out weapons, we throw out the rulebook, and fight each other in a table match. What do you think about that?"

"What do I think?" Bugs asked. "I think YOU'RE ON!...and that your shoe's untied!"

Hotsuma looked down at his boots. . .only for Dot to surprise him with a big, sloppy kiss on the lips! Dot dropped back down, landing on her feet and running up to Wakko's side.

"Heh, ain't I a stinker?" Bugs asked the audience before walking out of the room with the Warner siblings behind him, leaving Hotsuma alone. He wiped his face with an annoyed grimace until the show went to a commercial break.

All right, there's the next match! I hope it was worth the wait, and that I did Chaos and UWE justice! As always, let me know if characters did things out-of-character, and I will go in and fix it. The next two matches and more backstage tomfoolery will come soon. Until then, READ AND REVIEW!