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the sevonth day of ficmas

"hohooly shittte" sys juicey. "wat dafuq is dis" and he gut PAAAAWNCHED. "juiceeeeeey!" sys foenix but juicy was alroady bak on earth. "fuck, immma kill u santa!" scrims oenix. "hohohohohohohohohohohohoohohohohohoohohohohohohohohoohoooo u cnant kill me im da spirits of ficmas!" and santa punchs teh foneix.

BAAAAANG ands foneix was sleepingk liek babby. "oh shit he sleepies" sys ron. "wat khan we dududu?!" cris minty. "RUUUUDOOOOOLPHHHH... PAAAWNCHHHHHH!" scrims santa and minty was sleepies 2.

oh noes. ron is de only 1 left. "oh fuck fuck, i needed BACKUUUUUP!" scrims ron. and den santa relises sumethingk... dis isnt his trein. ITS NINTENDOOOOOOOOS AND DEYRE GOINGK INT2 DE SUUUUUUUN.

"naht de hype traaaaaain! and miyawiimoto who was jusist riding teh front gets in de bak and startls 2 beat santas up. conductor iwata (rip in perperonnis) holps foenix and his buddies up. "we'll git reggie to hold santas in plaaace, u neede 2 collect all teh reindeers across teh worlds and we will nintendo magiks and SAVE SAAAANTAAAAAAA!" sys iwatas.

"ok" sys foenix.

TO BE CONTINUDE BY BARRYLAWN