Cream: Yay! A wedding! May we go, Mr. Gammatron?

Me: I guess. But Genie will need to sing his song first.


Genie: There's a party here in Agrabah,
There's excitement in the air
People pouring in from near and far
'Cause Roll and Sonic are gonna have a weddin'

There's a party here in Agrabah,
Everybody will be there
So if you're a pauper or a shah,
Do somethin' with yer hair!

You mustn't wear an outfit that's naughty
A turban that's unraveling just won't do
No earrings that are tasteless or gaudy
You're gonna look gorgeous when I get through

Painter Genie: There's a party here in Agrabah
So I'm goin to paint de town (changes the clothing a few females near him into belly dancer outfits)
If you want to see what colors are,
Follow me around!

All as Genie hands out newspapers with scoop on the marriage: Sonic's gettin' married, and it's gonna be
The wedding of the century

Genie: My blue buddy's gettin' married, and you're gonna see
Just how much I can do! (redecorates the town with banners of Sonic and Roll in a heart, kissing)

Jewish Genie: You've heard of your safari, bar mitzvahs, (Aah!)
Tiki Genie: You've all been to a luau, a sweet sixteen (Huh!)
Genie: Well, none of them compare to what this is!
Cooked Pig Genie: The food may be disgusting, by evening you'll be busting! (explodes)

Girls from earlier: There's a party here in Agrabah,
And it's got a color glow
Rocky Genie: If a street rat could've come so far,
Maybe I could do it (flexes muscles)
King Genie: Sure, there's nothin' to it!

Lady: There's a party here in Agrabah,
But we're not sure that we'll go
For although the groom is la-di-dah,
The bride is awfully low (Genie, dressed up in a pink and purple version of the lady's outfit and currently a chubby female, bumps her out of the house)

News reporter Genie: And now we take you down to the palace
Where everyone has celebrated all night long
Punk Genie: Without Erazor and all of 'is malice,
Everybody's happy!
New Reporter Genie: What could possibly go wrong??

Outside the palace:

Black Knight Henchmen in baskets on camels: There's a party here in Agrabah
And we're gonna ruin 'em blind!

Black Knight, now in black Arabian robes: While they're all munching caviar
Create a small disturbance,
I'll sneak up from behind

Inside the palace:

Iago: There's a party here in Agrabah
Wario: And the loot is pourin' in!
Waluigi: I like this wedding stuff so far!
All three: Maybe if we're pleasant,
we'll get to keep a present!

Genie: We've ordered just a few tasteful flowers (dumps a large pile of flowers before King Solomon, a skeleton in royal robes, and King Shahryār, who gasped in shock at the amount)
Purple: The valet, sir, will carefully park for you (parks an elephant in a group of camels that all fall over)
Genie: The bridesmaids have been dressing for hours! (poofs into another room with Zelda, Peach, Shahra, Percival, Amelia, and Maylu all in beautiful dresses)
Female Genie: Girls, you look just lovely, and so grown-up too (poofs away)

Waiter Genie: There's a party here in Agrabah
Yes, they're filling up the room
But there's something missing… Yes! Ah-ha!

Lan: Where is the groom?!?!?


Sonic stepped into an old, dilapidated building.

"Okay, you can come out now," Sonic said.
From the shadows, Aleena stepped out. Sonic ran over to her and hugged her. Aleena returned the embrace, a soft smile on her face.

"So you have been in Smash World," Sonic smiled.

"Hello?" the two heard someone ask.

They looked up to see a large Genie looking at them with Aladdin and Abu on his left shoulder.

"Someone's going to be late for his own wedding!" Genie shouted.

"Hey, who's that?" Aladdin asked.

"Genie, Aladdin, this is my mom, Queen Aleena," Sonic introduced, "Mom, these are my friends Genie the Lamp Djinn and Aladdin."

He then heard screeching.

"Oh, and Abu, Aladdin's pet monkey," Sonic added, chuckling sheepishly.

Genie gasped.

"Oh! Your mother? Tou never mentioned anything about your mother" Genie gasped, "Oh! I've got to tell the caterer!"

Aladdin and Abu appeared beside the two as Genie appeared next to Aleena, dressed as a waiter.

"Chicken or sea bass?" Genie asked.

"Sea bass, if you please," Aleena replied.

Genie wrote it down and poofed the order away to the caterer.

"Now then, why are you trying to be late for your own wedding?" Aladdin asked.

"He's missing something," Aleena replied.

"Oh, I know just the thing!" Genie grinned before poofing away.

A cake and decorations and Carpet appeared. Genie, now female in a red bikini top, popped out of it.

"It's a bachelor party, big boy!" Genie giggled as he shook around.

Carpet tried to drink something until Genie swiped it away.

"None for you," Genie scolded, "You're the designated flyer."

"Not that, Genie," Aleena replied, "Sonic, this is a tradition that has been passed down in our family ever since our family began to rule Mobius."

She took off her necklace and gave it to Sonic.

"Your father was given this necklace to give to me by my mother as her mother did with my father," Aleena explained, "The first child to marry is given the necklace to give to their bride. Now, it's yours and Roll's turn."

"Thank you, mom," Sonic bowed before shuddering.

"Sonic?" Aladdin pondered.

Genie appeared on Sonic's feet, now a pair of blue bunny slippers.

"Are you getting cold feet?" Genie asked.

"Big time. I mean, we've just started to date," Sonic said, "now we're going straight to marriage?! It's nerve-wracking!"

"Yet…" Aleena offered Sonic to go on.
"This is also a truly special day to both Roll-chan and me," Sonic continued, "I promise I'll be a great husband and, possibly, a great father once all this is done."

Sonic began to get lost in his thoughts after that.

Genie: Hey! C'mon, Sonic, this mush has gotta end!

Aleena: There's a party here in Agrabah
And it's starting right away

Genie: Let's getcha dressed, 'cause you're the star! (poofs up a very fashionable white tuxedo with a rose in Roll's colors as a corsage)
Hey, c'mon, it's your wedding day! (Aladdin escorts Aleena onto Carpet as Sonic ran off with Genie flying after them)

Everyone: Sonic's gettin' married, and it's gonna be
The wedding of the century

Genie: They're finally gettin' married

Lan and Maylu: They're getting married

Villains: They're finally gettin' married

Iago, Wario, and Waluigi: Look at all these presents!

Roll: We're actually getting married

Abu: (squeaking) They're finally gettin' married

Aladdin: He's finally gettin' married

Sonic: I'm actually getting married!

Smashers: They're getting married!

Everyone: They're finally gettin' married!
At the party in Agrabah!!
Such a sight to see
Come on, go with me (Sonic ran up to the marriage pedestal, where Friar Tuck was with the Bible open on it as Aleena took a seat near the royalty in the isles. Lan, and the male knights are standing to the pedestal's left, all wearing white tuxedos and itching a little)
To the party in Agrabah!

"Alan, Genie, you may start," Tuck spoke.

Genie, now resembling a blue-skinned Beethoven, and Alan saluted before Genie began to play on a piano as Alan played his lute, both to the tune to the Wedding March. The doors opened to reveal the bridesmaids. They each walked down the isle in two straight lines before taking their places on the right side of the pedestal. Sonic looked at the entrance and almost stopped breathing. Walking down the isle with a bouquet of pink and white flowers in a beautiful, majestic, white wedding dress. She walked down the isle and stopped next to Sonic, giving a soft smile to him. Sonic gulped as he tried to keep his blush under control. Tuck raised a hand to Alan and Genie, letting them know to stop.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered her today to witness the marriage between Prince Sonic the Hedgehog Hikari, Knight of the Wind," Tuck said, "To Miss Roll the Hedgefox, Knight of the Hearts."


The henchmen slowly opened up their baskets and started to get out of them.


"…Do thee, Sonic, take Roll to be thine wife? To hold and to cherish? To love with all your heart until death do you part?" Tuck asked.

"…I do," Sonic replied.

"And do thee, Roll, take Sonic to be thine husband? To hold and to cherish? To love with all your heart till death parts thee both?"

"I do," Roll replied.

"If there is anyone who wishes to object to this holy matrimony," Tuck said, "Speak now, or forever hold thou peace."

Suddenly, a wall exploded to reveal the knights of the underworld.

"I have something to say," the Black Knight chuckled as he rose from his seat, "This wedding shall not take place."

He ripped his robes off to reveal his armor. He unsheathed his sword as held it high.

"ATTACK!" he ordered.

The knights of the underworld roared as they charged. Master Hand and Crazy hand erected a barrier around the soon-to-be-married couple, the children, minus Young Link and Toon Link, Lancelot, and the royalty, minus Peach and Zelda. Sonic frowned at this.

"We cannot let either of you be injured in this," Master Hand explained, "We do not wish to see the death of one of our fighters twice."

Sonic and Roll nodded. Mario fired fireballs from his gloves while Luigi fired green ones from his gloves. Link began to easily slice the knights to shreds with his Sacred Sword. His two counterparts fought the enemy with their swords with three knights in blue and gold armor, with one having red on his armor (IKE) and one with red hair (ROY) and one with cobalt hair and eyes (MARTH). Lucario fired Aura Spheres, Samus launched missiles and charged shots, and Mewtwo crushed his enemies with his PSI. Wario farted, taking out twenty of them with the stink. Waluigi whacked a lot of them with a frying pan along with a 2D ink character. (MR. GAME&WATCH) Dedede swung his mallet, Kirby ate the knights, A small, yellow, cute mouse-like creature (PICHU) and Pikachu fired electric attacks, the Knights of the Round Table fought alongside the sword users, Fox, Wolf, Falco, and a blue fox (KRYSTAL) fired their lasers, Ness and Lucas began to use PSI abilities to make the knights explode, freeze, or be set on fire, Pokemon Trainer sent out a Charizard, a Squirtle, and an Ivysaur to attack the enemy, a muscular man in a blue racing out fit with a gold falcon his it and his red helmet (CAPTAIN FALCON) and a dark warlord with green skin, red hair, and elf ears (GANONDORF) used punches and kicks on them, either exploding them or setting them on fire, a green dinosaur with a saddle and red shoes (YOSHI) ate them and turned them into exploding eggs, a red-haired angel with a bow/twin swords weapon (PIT) either shot at them or sliced them to bits, Zelda used magic to concur her enemies, Peach hit many with either a gold club, a tennis racquet, or a rollin pin, a giant dragon-turtle with fire-colored hair and a green spiked shell (BOWSER) set his enemies on fire, a large ape with a tie (DK/DONKEY KONG) punched and stomped on his enemies, a small monkey in a red shirt and a baseball hat (DIDDY KONG) fired peanut bombs at his enemies while he flew on a jetpack made of barrels, a man in espionage (SNAKE) tossed grenades and various explosive all around the villainous knights, causing them to get put into the blast, a silver-haired, dog-eared, giant sword-wielding, red robe-wearing 16-year-old released energy attack from his sword (INUYASHA), a black-haired schoolgirl around 16 in a white shirt, red scarf, and green skirt (KAGOME) fired sacred arrows at her enemies, purifying them, a black-haired girl in a skintight black jumpsuit with pink armor threw a giant boomerang at her enemies (SANGO), Lan fired his Chaos Attacks and his bass-guitar lasers, Maylu launched her Chaos attacks, a boy with sun-kissed blond hair, six whisker-like scars on his face, a hideous orange and blue jumpsuit, and a blue headband with a leaf-like symbol on it (NARUTO) made twenty of himself and began to fight the knights with kunai and shuriken, and a boy with raven-black hair, pale skin, a white shirt with a white and red fan-like symbol on the back of his shirt, white shorts with numerous pockets, a similar headband, onyx eyes, and a chip on his shoulder (SASUKE) made numerous hand signs before breathing a giant fireball. Genie gave out a Code Red and his men began to literally mow down the enemy. (A/N: They were using lawnmowers.) Within minutes, all of the enemy was gone save for the Black Knight. The barriers dropped.

"Knight of the Round Table, get into position!" Sonic ordered.

The knights and Shadow nodded before getting into their positions around the Black Knight. A strange symbol formed around them. Sonic and Roll charged at him, swords out. The Black Knight vanished before the swords connected while his horse was slain and turned to black smoke.

"Darn it! He got away, believe it!" Naruto groaned.

"We'll get him… next time," Sonic said.


"I pronounce thee… Husband and Wife as well as King and Queen," Tuck said, "Thou may kiss the bride."

Sonic nodded before uncovering Roll's face from the white silk veil and the two kissed. Everyone, minus Sasuke and Inuyasha, cheered and whistled for the two.


"It-a was nice-a to see you-a again, Sonic," Mario said as he shook hands with him, "Until-a the next Olympics or-a the next-a Smash-a Tournament."

Sonic nodded. Mario ran through the portal doors and they closed. Sonic and Roll looked around and checked the damages. The entire place had fallen apart.

"Good luck getting a refund," Iago said to the two kings.

"Oh dear," Solomon said.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of this!" Genie grinned as he changed into a construction worker with a fat belly.

"Oh yes, please do, Genie," Shahryār begged.

Genie hit Abu, Robin and his friends, Carpet, Iago, Tails, Ali Baba, Sinbad, and Gawain with his magic, putting them into construction outfits and made them look like they were on break.

"Hey, I want to see resumes on those guys," Genie ordered, "And don't let the bird, hedgehog, chicken, or the foxes near any power tools."

"Of course, Genie," Shahryār said, "Whatever you say."


The Black Queen sweatdropped when she saw the sign on the Black Knight's door. It read 'Do not disturb. I am acting like a baby since I couldn't stop a marriage.' It grew when she saw the last part was written in marker and a nearby sleeping underworld knight had a marker on him. She also noticed the bump on the knight's head. She took out a envelope and slid it under the Black Knight's door before walking to her throne.


Kyuubi: That was a great wedding reception.

Shinobi: Boy, Lan and Maylu were redder than tomatoes when they found out that Lan had to use his teeth and put something Roll was wearing on her left leg earlier on Maylu's left leg since Maylu caught Roll's bouquet and Lan caught that thing when Sonic threw it.

Me: I didn't really get that at all. I liked the cake. My compliments to the caterer. Oh, I also liked when Bowser, Gawain, and Sinbad got into an argument and Sonic tricked all three into going outside the city.

Cream: I'm really glad for Mr. Sonic and Mrs. Roll. I didn't really like we had to go in disguise, though, Mr. Gammatron.

Me: That'd raise more questions than I wanna answer to them.

Shinobi: I got some good pictures of it, too. (Holds up a photo album) Especially of the wedding before and after the fight. Robin was so cute as the ring bearer. But you still won't let me say who was the flower girl.

Me: I think it was the Arabian you, Cream-chan. I think she called herself Maid Marian.