Author's Note: Well, now there's NO water at my house. Oh, ya, that's SO much better. (I'm feeling sarcastic today.) Also, NO power. (as of this moment.) Also, (as I write this), I have NO internet at my house. Ya, that's right. How's a twenty-first century teenager suppose to live in these conditions? (Will upload this when I get my internet back.) Seriously, today's not much better than yesterday. Highlight of my day, you ask? Hmmm… How 'bout when my cousin sneaked up behind me in the supermarket and said "Hey" into my ear in a low, gruff voice, making me hyper-ventilate? Yep, good times… (more sarcasm)

ANYWAYS, I accidently did something REALLY embarrassing today, which I'm going to incorporate in one of these emails. Ready, set, READ.

To: Ember McClain, rockstar14

From: Technus, technologyghost34

I, Technus, master of electronics and all things beeping, command you to turn down your racket! It's giving me a headache!

Sincerely, Technus

To: Technus, rockstar14

From: Ember McClain, technologyghost34

Oh? Does pops not like the loud music?

-Ems

To: Ember McClain

From: Technus

Watch it, Blondie.

Sincerely, Technus

To: Technus

From: Ember McClain

I'm not blonde!

-Ems

To: Ember McClain

From: Technus

Would you rather I call you "Blue-y"?

Sincerely, Technus

To: Technus

From: Ember McClain

You can call me anything you want, Tech-dork.

-Ems

To: Ember McClain

From: Technus

I have no comment.

Sincerely, Technus

To: Technus

From: Ember McClain

Thought so.

-Ems

DP DP DP DP DP DP DP

To: Tucker Foley, TF4toofine

From: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez

Hey, dude, I need a favor.

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez

From: Tucker Foley, TF4toofine

Awww… Every time you need a favor, I lose five years off my life! And, you know, you never return these 'favors'…

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

I save the town on a regular basic from certain ghost destruction. Good enough for ya?

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Uh… No. Not really.

But, fine. What the in the hello do you want?

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Think I can borrow five bucks?

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

… That's it?

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

That's it.

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Oh… Okay. But, I have to give it to you in those gold one-dollar coins. Is that cool?

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Eh, sure, why not?

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Okay…

-Tucker

*one day later*

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

You're pure evil, you know that?

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Am not! I did nothing!

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Lies! Don't pull that innocent act on me, Foley! It ain't gonna work!

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

"Ain't" isn't a word, Danny.

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Neither are you!

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

That was a lousy comeback.

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Your face is a lousy comeback!

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

That was even worse!

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Anyways, you wanna know why you're pure evil?

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Yes. Enlighten me.

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

You didn't give me five dollars in gold coins.

No, of course, you had to give me five Chuckie-Cheese Tokens.

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Oh… Uh… whoops?

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

"Whoops" ain't good enough, Tuck. Seriously, I tried to buy a Starbucks today with freakin' Chuckie. Cheese. Tokens.

You are so dead.

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Kay… But, can we stop by Chuckie-Cheese first?

-Tucker

To: Tucker Foley

From: Danny Phantom

Well… It is "where a kid can be a kid"…

Fine.

-Danny

To: Danny Phantom

From: Tucker Foley

Yay! :D

-Tucker

Author's Note: Yes, I borrowed five dollars (supposedly, they were believed to be gold coins) and they turned out to be Chuckie-Cheese Tokens… I can never show my face at my local Starbucks again…

Thanks for all the reviews last time. I appreciate that you felt sympathy for me. (Though, you probably forgot about me as soon as you stood up from your computer, right? Did I read your mind? Probably…) Please pray for me. Oh, and Japan. I probably sound like I got it made compared to Japan, but still… Thanks you, guys. :)