Author's Note: Well, now there's NO water at my house. Oh, ya, that's SO much better. (I'm feeling sarcastic today.) Also, NO power. (as of this moment.) Also, (as I write this), I have NO internet at my house. Ya, that's right. How's a twenty-first century teenager suppose to live in these conditions? (Will upload this when I get my internet back.) Seriously, today's not much better than yesterday. Highlight of my day, you ask? Hmmm… How 'bout when my cousin sneaked up behind me in the supermarket and said "Hey" into my ear in a low, gruff voice, making me hyper-ventilate? Yep, good times… (more sarcasm)
ANYWAYS, I accidently did something REALLY embarrassing today, which I'm going to incorporate in one of these emails. Ready, set, READ.
To: Ember McClain, rockstar14
From: Technus, technologyghost34
I, Technus, master of electronics and all things beeping, command you to turn down your racket! It's giving me a headache!
Sincerely, Technus
To: Technus, rockstar14
From: Ember McClain, technologyghost34
Oh? Does pops not like the loud music?
-Ems
To: Ember McClain
From: Technus
Watch it, Blondie.
Sincerely, Technus
To: Technus
From: Ember McClain
I'm not blonde!
-Ems
To: Ember McClain
From: Technus
Would you rather I call you "Blue-y"?
Sincerely, Technus
To: Technus
From: Ember McClain
You can call me anything you want, Tech-dork.
-Ems
To: Ember McClain
From: Technus
I have no comment.
Sincerely, Technus
To: Technus
From: Ember McClain
Thought so.
-Ems
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To: Tucker Foley, TF4toofine
From: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez
Hey, dude, I need a favor.
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom, phantomrulez
From: Tucker Foley, TF4toofine
Awww… Every time you need a favor, I lose five years off my life! And, you know, you never return these 'favors'…
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
I save the town on a regular basic from certain ghost destruction. Good enough for ya?
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Uh… No. Not really.
But, fine. What the in the hello do you want?
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Think I can borrow five bucks?
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
… That's it?
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
That's it.
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Oh… Okay. But, I have to give it to you in those gold one-dollar coins. Is that cool?
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Eh, sure, why not?
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Okay…
-Tucker
*one day later*
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
You're pure evil, you know that?
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Am not! I did nothing!
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Lies! Don't pull that innocent act on me, Foley! It ain't gonna work!
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
"Ain't" isn't a word, Danny.
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Neither are you!
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
That was a lousy comeback.
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Your face is a lousy comeback!
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
That was even worse!
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Anyways, you wanna know why you're pure evil?
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Yes. Enlighten me.
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
You didn't give me five dollars in gold coins.
No, of course, you had to give me five Chuckie-Cheese Tokens.
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Oh… Uh… whoops?
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
"Whoops" ain't good enough, Tuck. Seriously, I tried to buy a Starbucks today with freakin' Chuckie. Cheese. Tokens.
You are so dead.
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Kay… But, can we stop by Chuckie-Cheese first?
-Tucker
To: Tucker Foley
From: Danny Phantom
Well… It is "where a kid can be a kid"…
Fine.
-Danny
To: Danny Phantom
From: Tucker Foley
Yay! :D
-Tucker
Author's Note: Yes, I borrowed five dollars (supposedly, they were believed to be gold coins) and they turned out to be Chuckie-Cheese Tokens… I can never show my face at my local Starbucks again…
Thanks for all the reviews last time. I appreciate that you felt sympathy for me. (Though, you probably forgot about me as soon as you stood up from your computer, right? Did I read your mind? Probably…) Please pray for me. Oh, and Japan. I probably sound like I got it made compared to Japan, but still… Thanks you, guys. :)
